HALOLZ » Valve Software http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [VIDEO] Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged in TF2 http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/07/video-yugioh-abridged-in-tf2/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/07/video-yugioh-abridged-in-tf2/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:44:57 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11581

Towers of hats on motorcycles?
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Not all that surprising… the cake has always been a lie.
By , submitted by Jordan

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/30/video-how-super-mario-should-have-ended/feed/ 80 [VIDEO] This Is Aperture http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/29/video-this-is-aperture/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/29/video-this-is-aperture/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:34:31 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11532

I love Portal 2, and I love The Nightmare Before Christmas, so basically I want to make out with this entire video!
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]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/29/video-this-is-aperture/feed/ 160 [VIDEO] Ponies Invade Your Video Games http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/24/video-ponies-invade-your-video-games/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/24/video-ponies-invade-your-video-games/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:19:32 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11503 It’s 3am on a Monday night… time to post some goddamn ponies!
Why has MLP invaded so many video games recently? I dunno I just work here!
Anyway if you don’t like My Little Pony, you may as well just stop reading right now!

Those Fluttershy’s are as fearsome as they are adorable!
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At first I couldn’t figure out why Rarity was visiting TF2. Then I realized, no other game has more fashionable hats!
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Not exactly the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny, but an interesting matchup none-the-less!
By , submitted by Jamie S.

Yes. Castlevania remixes about Rarity. Sure, why not?
By our buddy , submitted by KeyBlader1

And of course I can never get enough Rhythm Heaven…
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I think that fills our pony quota for the next three weeks, right?

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You can lead a Heavy to water, but you can’t make him backstab it! Wait that’s not right…
Give a man a backstab, kill him for a day. Teach a man to backstab, make him a spy for life?
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Does Aperture Labs need a company theme song? If so, I think this just might work!
By , submitted by Char A.

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A flashlight and some noise can freak her out, but thunder and lightning don’t bother her at all? Makes sense to me!
By IsisMasshiro

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/19/nature-startled-the-witch/feed/ 72 [VIDEO] WarioWare!: Valve Edition http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/17/video-warioware-valve-edition/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/17/video-warioware-valve-edition/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:55:28 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11444

This was an alpha. I’m making a note here, “huge success!”
By , submitted by Josh Mirman

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Heavy Comic
Arrows… the cause of, and solution to all of Heavy’s problems!
By PagesPortal, submitted by Sadface

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/14/arrows/feed/ 126 [VIDEO] It’s not unusual… http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/13/video-its-not-unusual/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/13/video-its-not-unusual/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:29:55 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11421

Sorry for another big lack of updates… I’ve been out sick for the last three days or so. Here’s a quick one to hold off the shakes!
By , submitted by Doc Ock Rokc and therandombear

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