HALOLZ » Sony http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [VIDEO] VGA Best Character 2011 Nominees and Winners http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/17/video-vga-best-characters-2011/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/17/video-vga-best-characters-2011/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 08:00:20 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11214

Yes, Spike’s Video Game Awards are pretty much the worst thing ever… but if they have one redeeming quality it’s that they result in these cool “Best Character of the Year” nominee videos getting made!
Also goddamn I hate working with YouTube sometimes, sorry for the

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And that’s why God of War games could never be ported to the Wii.
By enerjak

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Now THAT’S an action figure! An action meme figure? Either way Kratos sure loves wearing that box!
By Dr. Furry and Nurse Yiff

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/08/03/irl-courage-kratos/feed/ 54 [VIDEO] On A Boat E3 2011 MegaMix http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/22/video-on-a-boat-e3-2011-megamix/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/22/video-on-a-boat-e3-2011-megamix/#comments Wed, 22 Jun 2011 07:18:26 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=9521

At first I was skeptical, but after watching this I have to agree there actually was a hell of a lot of boats showing up in the video games at this year’s E3.
By FirstPlayUK, submitted by spplmjALOLZ

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Well, looks like Nintendo wins again. Seriously guys, you gotta try harder!
KINECT KINECT KINECT
By , submitted by Erikfit

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I… well… yeah. Uh, don’t worry about it.

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I figured Nintendo would have a kickass E3 with their new console, but it looks like they’re not taking any chances!
By Fábio Fontes [Fontes Rants]

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HEYYY-OOOOO! I’ll be here all night! Tip your waitresses!
By Scott Dewitt [F@NBOY$]

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Ha, jokes on you! I put in a Discover Card! Now all you have is my OTHER personal data! Suckers!
Found by Josh

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Oh great, looks like Sony finally admitted they let all my personal info stored on PSN get stolen. Thanks Sony, that’s just super. The most depressing part… I can’t even remember the last time I used the Playstation Network!
By Harry Ryttenberg

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