HALOLZ » Nintendo http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Super Mario Bros. Flagpole Rage http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/11/flagpole-rage/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/11/flagpole-rage/#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11615 Mario Flagpole Rage

Probably the most appropriate use of the “Okay Guy” face I’ve ever seen!
By HylianHawke, submitted by Scootaloo McVeeGee

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Sure a Starman makes you invincible… but it doesn’t mean you don’t feel pain!
By Engel-of-the-Wired

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/10/star-power-the-truth/feed/ 52 [MERCH] “I Want You Inside Me” Mens & Ladies T-Shirt http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/merch-i-want-you-inside-me-mens-ladies-t-shirt/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/merch-i-want-you-inside-me-mens-ladies-t-shirt/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:37:40 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11601 I Want You Inside Me Kirby's Adventure T-Shirt

It’s almost Valentine’s Day! And you know what that means! New product time!

Okay, I admit there isn’t really much of a correlation there, however it does not change the fact that one of our classic Halolz t-shirt designs is back with some all new art by resident Halolz lurker Sadface!

Pick one up today at Level Up Studios and give it to your sweetheart! She totally won’t be offended!

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Garbodor, too ugly for even the internet.
Submitted by

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Click here to zoom!

Keep your eyes peeled for these two bungling criminals with giant “R’s” printed on their chests. Sometimes seen with a wisecracking cat with strange body proportions. Distinguishing features include CRAZY COLORED HAIR.
Found by Apharque

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Take the following scene from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, swap out Groose, ???, profit!
I love it when a meme comes together!

Mann Co. overnight delivery!
By , submitted by Caelun_Niveus

The Legend of Scout: Skyward Heavy
By

The Legend of Ace Attorney: Skyward Turnabout
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The Legend of Falcon – Skyward Punch
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The Legend of Morshu: Mid-Air Shopkeeper
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The Legend of Coward: Skyward Beware
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I’m surprised Link even saw this guy coming…
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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Dinner
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And one good punch deserves another!
By

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As the creator Elastic_Panda points out in his original title… at least Magikarp evolves!

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He’s finally got his own quest… but it seems like a WILD GROOSE CHASE to me!
WOKKA WOKKA!
By Shattered-Earth

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GODDAMN YOU GARY OAAAAAAAKKKKKK. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
From 4Chan, submitted by several people

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It’s around this time I would reconsider my profession.
By Eduardo San Gil

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