HALOLZ » Microsoft http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Halolzween 2011 Pumpkin Carving Contest Grand Prize Winners! http://www.halolz.com/2011/11/01/halolzween-2011-contest-grand-prize-winners/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/11/01/halolzween-2011-contest-grand-prize-winners/#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 02:09:36 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=10697

target=”_blank”>Yes! Yes! We’ve finally got some winners for ya! Emily, Fred and I put our collective heads together and have named the following entries as our grand prize winners! These winners will receive the respect of their peers, along with that juicy Level Up Studios store credit!

Halolzween Winner AU 313

Our most creative winner this year was Primevil with his amazing pumpkin rendition of Metroid Prime 3′s Aurora Unit 313! You may remember some of his previous work when he won prizes in our first year and second year contest with his impressive Metroid themed carvings! Who knows what Metroid themed thing we’ll see next year!

Halolzween Most Detailed Winner

Our most detailed winner this year was ceemdee, who for a second year swept the category with her incredibly beautiful carvings! We featured these three in particular because each judge had a favorite… Emily voted for “Bastion,” Fred voted for “Ico” and Shawn voted for “Minesweeper.” However you have to admit that all her entries were extremely well done!

Halolzween Most Humorous WInner 2011

And finally our most humorous winner this year was “Pumpkin Gaiden” by newcomer Sir Zebulon Anselm Löwe lll! His Ryu Hayabusa pumpkin literally destroyed the competition, along with most of his front yard!

Congratulations again to all our grand prize winners, and stay tuned for our next post where we will announce our eight runner-up winners!

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Seems like blue team doesn’t totally understand how a “multikill” works.
Screenshot by ClearShadow

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Click here to zoom!

You know what they say… bros before hoes! And also Mario Bros. before… red ring glows? Sorry that’s the best I’ve got. Comment posters, come up with something way better!
A photograph by Will Cyr [NiWoTa Studios]

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He forgot the final spell… teabagius humiliatus!
By , submitted by several people

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Boot to the head? How about grenade to the face!
Submitted by Flaming Breath

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/08/04/alliances/feed/ 89 The Greatest Prank Nintendo Ever Pulled http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/14/the-greatest-prank-nintendo-ever-pulled/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/14/the-greatest-prank-nintendo-ever-pulled/#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 06:00:24 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=9462
Looks like Nintendo pulled off possibly the greatest troll in video game history!
By Dorkly

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Stay offensive, my friends.

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Well, looks like Nintendo wins again. Seriously guys, you gotta try harder!
KINECT KINECT KINECT
By , submitted by Erikfit

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Colonel, sensors indicate a breakfast pastry feline traveling at the speed of rainbow has entered our perimeter!
Ensign, set phasers to “YUM.”
By Matt Hunter

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It’s an inherent problem when you play any game on a Windows based PC… there’s always a chance Clippy could show up while you’re in the middle of working on something!
By Matsh

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