HALOLZ » Maxis http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [VIDEO] The Wii Didn’t Start the Fire http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/video-the-wii-didnt-start-the-fire/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/video-the-wii-didnt-start-the-fire/#comments Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:21:48 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=7666

Should it worry me that this song sums up my entire life in four minutes? Nah…
By PopeFriction, submitted by KHPandaZ and smashpro1

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Well the crime rate’s down at least! Although that might be from everyone getting the hell out of that town…
By CollegeHumor, submitted by Ogre

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Haha whut? That’s crazy! Five dollars for a newspaper?!
Submitted by Nick Soapdish

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Shit… and I thought tornadoes were bad.
Artwork by Tama-Neko

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That creature’s a spy!
Sent in by Ariel Baron

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Wow. There are layers of irony here that I dare not think about…
Hang in there, Jesus!

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Trogador’s Sims just got DSL!

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FrEEz posted this one in the comments last week… honestly I’m amazed how much it looks like the original!

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Errrrr…. yeah. Goatse is the last thing I ever wanted made into a Spore creature…
Video

, if you’re into that sort of thing… but really just the image gets the point across.

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Terezar is burninating the countryside! TROOOOOGDOOOOOOOOR!!!
Hey isn’t the Homestar Runner game for Wii coming out this week?

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