HALOLZ » Konami http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Character Branding http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/25/character-branding/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/25/character-branding/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:23:01 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11514 Character Branding

Maybe Tim was right, it seems like all my favorite video game characters have sold out!
By our buddy Steve Pierski [Dueling Analogs]

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/25/character-branding/feed/ 52 [VIDEO] Ponies Invade Your Video Games http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/24/video-ponies-invade-your-video-games/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/24/video-ponies-invade-your-video-games/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:19:32 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11503 It’s 3am on a Monday night… time to post some goddamn ponies!
Why has MLP invaded so many video games recently? I dunno I just work here!
Anyway if you don’t like My Little Pony, you may as well just stop reading right now!

Those Fluttershy’s are as fearsome as they are adorable!
By [via Destructoid]

At first I couldn’t figure out why Rarity was visiting TF2. Then I realized, no other game has more fashionable hats!
By , submitted by Sam W.

Not exactly the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny, but an interesting matchup none-the-less!
By , submitted by Jamie S.

Yes. Castlevania remixes about Rarity. Sure, why not?
By our buddy , submitted by KeyBlader1

And of course I can never get enough Rhythm Heaven…
By

I think that fills our pony quota for the next three weeks, right?

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Here is a video by brentalfloss about surfing in fecal matter! Happy Holidays!

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one… four Link’s walk into a bar…

target=”_blank”>Read Only Memory by Shamoozal

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/11/19/video-read-only-memory-vol-1/feed/ 62 [VIDEO] Video Game Trick or Treating http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/30/video-video-game-trick-or-treating/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/30/video-video-game-trick-or-treating/#comments Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:42:21 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=10680

The guys at Underbelly show us why trick or treating in Video Game Land is generally a bad idea!
Submitted by smashpro1

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*sigh* Yes mom, I caught all my Pikachus.
By Dorkly

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Nyan Cat NES Game

Most people think Nyan Cat is a more recent internet meme, but he’s actually been around for quite a while! I never had a chance to play this one when I was a kid… although I heard if you enter the Konami code you could unlock Taco Dog! My friend swore it was true!
By J.R.Barker [via Nyan Cat World]

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I don’t care what Brent’s evil tophatted doppelganger thinks, those hours were well spent! Well okay, not really… I’d love to get those hours of my life back if I could!
Submitted by smashpro1

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Cubes are this fall’s hot new geometric headpiece!
By PeterEm, submitted by Sadface

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Oh you kids, I know how you love your animes! That’s why when Uzumakiclan43 sent in these two Smash Bros style Soul Eater openings I figured, I better post these to meet my new Halolz anime themed quota of the week!
Videos by and respectively.

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