Rock Band. It simulates everything about the experience of having your own band! …Except of course for the part where you actually make music.
By Jesse S.

After all the goofy Kinect demos I’ve seen since E3, leave it to some random Best Buy employee to show us how to do it right!
Recorded by tharkuhn

It’s not that I didn’t think Scott’s prophecy would come to pass… I guess I just didn’t see it happening so QUICKLY!

During E3 Harmonix announced a number of improvements that are coming to their latest edition to the Rock Band series, Rock Band 3. Perhaps chief among them was the inclusion of a new keyboard controller, and a pro difficulty mode that more closely simulates actually playing the actual instrument.

Upon seeing the positive reception these additions have gotten from the press, Activision has decided to incorporate a new instrument into both the Guitar Hero and Band Hero series of games, the vuvuzela.

Activision hopes to take advantage of the instruments new found popularity at the World Cup in South Africa saying, “Everyone has been talking about this vuvuzela horn instrument lately. So we thought since it’s obviously so popular that it would make a great addition to our Hero franchises.”

From what we were able to discern from the Guitar/Band Hero designers, the vuvuzela will work much like the singing does. But instead of matching the pitch of the singer vocals, the player will need to match a varying level of loudness.

“We are also looking to possibly have harmonizing of the vuvuzelas, if players have multiple vuvuzelas hooked into the system at the same time,” the designers also noted.

[Image courtesy of Olybop]

Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY AXE?!!
Found by Chris Feldsine

Sarah Palin can shoot a bear AND rock out! What else could you want in a VP?

Huh, I guess this is what my shirt would like if it were made into a real game!
Thanks Expolderizer!

These shirts, which were forged in the fiery depths of Blackrock Spire, provide the extreme stat boosts you need in today’s fast-paced leveling environment, while keeping the exterior of your body silky smooth to the touch. Couple all that with the wacky designs I’ve slapped on the front, and you’ve got a garment that simply CAN NOT BE BEAT.

Supplies are limited, so order now! My baby needs strained peas!

Killercartoons rocking the pit, as the TF2 guys play “I’m Still Alive.”

“You foolssssss…. I ssshould be on basssssssss!”