HALOLZ » Electronic Arts http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 SKATERS GONNA SKATE http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/26/skaters-gonna-skate/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/26/skaters-gonna-skate/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:58:00 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11520 HATERS GONNA HATE

The key to impressing the ladies… even when you miss a trick, never lose your cool.
Submitted by Blue Paratroopa

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I have a rocket launcher, your jet is invalid. I love it when a plan comes together!
By , submitted by Lucky and Doc Ock Rokc

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/12/video-rendezook/feed/ 76 WELCOME TO CITADEL http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/12/welcome-to-citadel/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/12/welcome-to-citadel/#comments Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:01:35 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=10552 WELCOME TO CITADEL

He’s the Professor Oak of the galaxy! Wait, why can no one tell my gender? What is wrong with meeeee
By Uzumakiclan43

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/12/welcome-to-citadel/feed/ 37 DRAGON FORTRESS II http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/18/dragon-fortress-2/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/18/dragon-fortress-2/#comments Mon, 18 Apr 2011 22:39:34 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=9022 DRAGON FORTRESS II

My heart BURNS for this crossover to be real! Valve, quit DRAGON your feet and make it happen! Would it help if I AXED nicely? *gets things thrown at him* What?
By usaokay (However I made it a little more covery), submitted by Darth_Destro

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/18/dragon-fortress-2/feed/ 61 THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/06/the-party-has-arrived/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/06/the-party-has-arrived/#comments Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:31:17 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8879 THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED

Darth_Destro’s future is so bright he has to… well… you know.

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/06/the-party-has-arrived/feed/ 45 The sad state of console gaming… http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/31/the-sad-state-of-console-gaming/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/31/the-sad-state-of-console-gaming/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 14:37:36 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8770 The sad state of console gaming...

What a rip… you know all that DLC is already on the disc!
By bristlebane

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I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite van on the… wait… IT’S A TRAP!
By ACamelsDragon

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/21/i-have-candy/feed/ 65 CARRY AN ARRAY OF ADVANCED WEAPONRY… http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/05/carry-an-array-of-advanced-weaponry/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/05/carry-an-array-of-advanced-weaponry/#comments Sat, 05 Mar 2011 06:54:15 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8470 CARRY AN ARRAY OF ADVANCED WEAPONRY, CURBSTOMP EVERYTHING

Sometimes the oldest methods are still the best!
By fallen5

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/05/carry-an-array-of-advanced-weaponry/feed/ 1 Scumbag Shepard http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/22/scumbag-shepard/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/22/scumbag-shepard/#comments Wed, 23 Feb 2011 04:55:06 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8366 Hey bro, can you give me a discount? I will endorse your store.

“I’m Commander Shawn, and this is my favorite post on the Halolzdel.”
Now where’s my shop discount dammit!
Submitted by Kirk M.

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/22/scumbag-shepard/feed/ 73 Toy Story Wrex http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/19/toy-story-wrex/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/19/toy-story-wrex/#comments Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:03:06 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8340 Toy Story Wrex

It’s okay Rex, you’ve got a friend in me. [buzz! take the shot!]
Original comic by DejitaruDavis, submitted by Rafael G.

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