HALOLZ » Bungie http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 TEAMWORK http://www.halolz.com/2011/09/16/teamwork/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/09/16/teamwork/#comments Sat, 17 Sep 2011 03:08:56 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=10341 TEAMWORK

Seems like blue team doesn’t totally understand how a “multikill” works.
Screenshot by ClearShadow

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/09/16/teamwork/feed/ 66 [VIDEO] Harry Potter vs Halo http://www.halolz.com/2011/08/10/video-harry-potter-vs-halo/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/08/10/video-harry-potter-vs-halo/#comments Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:59:44 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=10008

He forgot the final spell… teabagius humiliatus!
By , submitted by several people

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Boot to the head? How about grenade to the face!
Submitted by Flaming Breath

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/08/04/alliances/feed/ 89 [VIDEO] E3 2011 in a Nutshell http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/07/video-e3-2011-in-a-nutshell/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/07/video-e3-2011-in-a-nutshell/#comments Tue, 07 Jun 2011 23:11:10 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=9422

Well, looks like Nintendo wins again. Seriously guys, you gotta try harder!
KINECT KINECT KINECT
By , submitted by Erikfit

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Colonel, sensors indicate a breakfast pastry feline traveling at the speed of rainbow has entered our perimeter!
Ensign, set phasers to “YUM.”
By Matt Hunter

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Grenades… an excellent tool for simulating a falconesque punch!
By Sychogamer (the one in the red!)

And here as an added bonus, a video version done by !

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Should it worry me that this song sums up my entire life in four minutes? Nah…
By PopeFriction, submitted by KHPandaZ and smashpro1

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Unfortunately even being one letter off can make a huge difference in the final product!
From G4′s The Feed, submitted by GoldenMetroid117

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Okay, teabagging your opponent is one thing… but sodomy? That’s taking it a BIT to far.
By Chris C.

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Killing a guy with a laser sword… pretty common place in Halo. Beating him to death with the hilt, that’s just MEAN.
By “Chrome Dome” Trunks

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