HALOLZ » BioWare http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Arrow to the knee, you say? http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/16/arrow-to-the-knee-you-say/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/16/arrow-to-the-knee-you-say/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:36:54 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11195

Arrow to the knee, you say? I took a missle to the face

Arrow to the knee? Missile to the face? BITCH, PLEASE I took a nuke to the EVERYTHING

I swore I wasn’t going to post any “arrow to the knee” stuff… but with these two mocking those whiners I just couldn’t help it.
By , xtremeradness and FraggotMan respectively

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He’s the Professor Oak of the galaxy! Wait, why can no one tell my gender? What is wrong with meeeee
By Uzumakiclan43

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Submitted by Dick Pound

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My heart BURNS for this crossover to be real! Valve, quit DRAGON your feet and make it happen! Would it help if I AXED nicely? *gets things thrown at him* What?
By usaokay (However I made it a little more covery), submitted by Darth_Destro

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/18/dragon-fortress-2/feed/ 61 THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/06/the-party-has-arrived/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/04/06/the-party-has-arrived/#comments Wed, 06 Apr 2011 07:31:17 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8879 THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED

Darth_Destro’s future is so bright he has to… well… you know.

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I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite van on the… wait… IT’S A TRAP!
By ACamelsDragon

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/03/21/i-have-candy/feed/ 65 Scumbag Shepard http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/22/scumbag-shepard/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/22/scumbag-shepard/#comments Wed, 23 Feb 2011 04:55:06 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8366 Hey bro, can you give me a discount? I will endorse your store.

“I’m Commander Shawn, and this is my favorite post on the Halolzdel.”
Now where’s my shop discount dammit!
Submitted by Kirk M.

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/22/scumbag-shepard/feed/ 73 Toy Story Wrex http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/19/toy-story-wrex/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/19/toy-story-wrex/#comments Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:03:06 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=8340 Toy Story Wrex

It’s okay Rex, you’ve got a friend in me. [buzz! take the shot!]
Original comic by DejitaruDavis, submitted by Rafael G.

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/19/toy-story-wrex/feed/ 116 [VIDEO] The Wii Didn’t Start the Fire http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/video-the-wii-didnt-start-the-fire/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/video-the-wii-didnt-start-the-fire/#comments Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:21:48 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=7666

Should it worry me that this song sums up my entire life in four minutes? Nah…
By PopeFriction, submitted by KHPandaZ and smashpro1

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/video-the-wii-didnt-start-the-fire/feed/ 73 Commander Shepard’s Facebook Page http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/12/commander-shepards-facebook-page/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/12/commander-shepards-facebook-page/#comments Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:16:09 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=7617 Commander Shepard's Facebook Page
Click for full page!

I would be surprised that Shepard has such an active Facebook page, but the guy does tend to have a surprising amount of free time.
Submitted by Leo

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