HALOLZ » Poop Jokes http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:51:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [VIDEO] TMNT IV: Sewer Surfin’ WITH LYRICS http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/18/video-sewer-surfin/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/18/video-sewer-surfin/#comments Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:57:24 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11226

Here is a video by brentalfloss about surfing in fecal matter! Happy Holidays!

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/18/video-sewer-surfin/feed/ 38 BE POLITE, BE EFFICIENT http://www.halolz.com/2011/08/26/be-polite-be-efficient/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/08/26/be-polite-be-efficient/#comments Fri, 26 Aug 2011 19:50:33 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=10147

You have to admit his arsenal is starting to contradict his personal business philosophies from the Meet The Sniper video!
By Tetchy

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Absolutely nothing to do with video games, but I thought this was pretty funny. How has this problem never been addressed until now? I mean your hideout is filled with bats and expensive crime fighting technology… this is going to be an issue!
By Marco D’Alfonso [via Rampaged Reality]

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Which is better… freezing to death, or keeping warm with Pokemon poo? It’s a tough call.
By Megan Murphy [Comiclysmic]

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Andy Ford

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If you’re wondering why it took me so long to start posting these… this is about half of the entries! Look for part two later this weekend!

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I’ve always said Kirby was a monstrosity. I mean we have photo evidence!
But more importantly the shirts Brent wears in this latest video are DAMN SEXY.
By brentalfloss, submitted by AuraMaIster and smashpro1

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Unfortunately there are no toilets on any of the Brawl stages… and Mario would know, he’s a plumber after all!
Screenshot by _Data_Drain_

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Ok, we need a Duke Nukem hat ASAP. How else is the Heavy supposed to kick ass and chew bubblegum?
By xcloudx01, submitted by Leo058

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A video game “versus” movie NOT made by daneboe? I know, it’s hard to believe… but it’s awesome none-the-less!
Submitted by several people

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That spy’s ON A ROLL! Get it? On a roll! Because he’s disguised as… yeah… sorry.
Screenshot by Hain (ubercharged.net)

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