HALOLZ » Movies http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:51:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I USED TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL LIKE YOU http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/31/arrow-to-the-ni/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/31/arrow-to-the-ni/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:30:12 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11543 I USED TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL LIKE YOU BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE NI

On second thought, lets not go to Skyrim. ‘Tis a silly place.
By Chris S.

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/31/arrow-to-the-ni/feed/ 107 [VIDEO] This Is Aperture http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/29/video-this-is-aperture/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/29/video-this-is-aperture/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:34:31 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11532

I love Portal 2, and I love The Nightmare Before Christmas, so basically I want to make out with this entire video!
By , submitted by several people

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/29/video-this-is-aperture/feed/ 160 Steamboat Mario http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/21/steamboat-mario/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/21/steamboat-mario/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:25:40 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11487 Steamboat Mario
Mario’s first animated appearance was a timeless classic! And it didn’t even need guest star Lou Albano!
By belldandies

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Ah… that’s how that happens. Oak never mentioned his degree in molecular biology and particle physics!
By oestranhomundodek

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300 Miners? I haven’t seen that many minors in one place since our last Justin Bieber concert! Hai-yoooo!
By neoblade1624

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/30/prepare-for-mining/feed/ 47 [VIDEO] It’s a Wonderful Extra Life http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/20/video-its-a-wonderful-extra-life/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/20/video-its-a-wonderful-extra-life/#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:41:12 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11262

To Luigi! The greatest plumber in the Mushroom Kingdom! Okay that’s not true… but he’s still an important bro!
By Dorkly, submitted by smashpro1

http://www.dorkly.com/video/30941/dorkly-bits-mario-is-too-mainstream

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For some reason thugs do not like Batman’s penis exploding in their face.
Artist unknown

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We ain’t afraid of no ghost! Just don’t cross the medi-gun streams…
Screenshot by SpikeKintarin

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/13/who-ya-gonna-call/feed/ 78 [VIDEO] The Daily Show: Herman Cain quotes the Pokemon Movie http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/07/video-herman-cain-pokemon/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/07/video-herman-cain-pokemon/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 09:47:27 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11086

I have to hand it to him… Jon Stewart knows his Pokemon movies! I guess he wants to be the very best, like no one ever was!
From The Daily Show on Comedy Central, submitted by Sir Kemper and Fernando M.

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I would watch this movie in a heartbeat! Well actually, most of the film would probably be boring scenes of Gordon in complete silence quietly navigating hallways. Maybe I’ll wait for it on DVD.
By InfectiousDesigner, submitted by several people

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