HALOLZ » Batman http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Real mature, Batman http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/14/real-mature-batman/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/12/14/real-mature-batman/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:38:20 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11164 Real mature, Batman

For some reason thugs do not like Batman’s penis exploding in their face.
Artist unknown

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I knew “Occupy Gotham” was a bad idea!
By Dorkly, submitted by smashpro1

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It’s hard to stay focused on crime fighting with all these achievements littered everywhere!
By Shamus Young [Stolen Pixels]

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Absolutely nothing to do with video games, but I thought this was pretty funny. How has this problem never been addressed until now? I mean your hideout is filled with bats and expensive crime fighting technology… this is going to be an issue!
By Marco D’Alfonso [via Rampaged Reality]

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From the folks who brought you the Law Abiding Engineer… comes an all new TF2 movie adaptation!
By TheOneMoreUser, submitted by several people

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How ’bout a magic trick? I’m gonna make this sticky disappear!
Not since The Dark Fortress have I seen such a convincing TF2 Joker! Well then again… there was Heavy Weapons Guy.
By TheMinttu

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/02/vhy-so-zerious/feed/ 48 Ceiling Catwoman is watching you masturbate. http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/ceiling-catwoman-is-watching-you-masturbate/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/ceiling-catwoman-is-watching-you-masturbate/#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:01:35 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=6317 Ceiling Catwoman is watching you masturbate.

This is an awkward moment for everyone involved!
Also, first Arkham City submission! Yes!

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Click here for full view!

As you probably know it’s pretty rare I ever post anything that isn’t related to video games in some way, but I couldn’t help myself again… I had to share this D.C. Comics/Calvin & Hobbes parody that appeared in Superman/Batman #75! So perfect!
By Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo [via Topless Robot, via The High Definite]

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What’s purple and green, and flies over Gotham searching for metroids? Only the Coodoo knows!

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The moral of the story? Nobody out stealths the goddamn Batman.
By Israel Espinoza

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