HALOLZ » Portal http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [VIDEO] How Super Mario Should Have Ended http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/30/video-how-super-mario-should-have-ended/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/30/video-how-super-mario-should-have-ended/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:04:29 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11536

Not all that surprising… the cake has always been a lie.
By , submitted by Jordan

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I love Portal 2, and I love The Nightmare Before Christmas, so basically I want to make out with this entire video!
By , submitted by several people

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Does Aperture Labs need a company theme song? If so, I think this just might work!
By , submitted by Char A.

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This was an alpha. I’m making a note here, “huge success!”
By , submitted by Josh Mirman

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Sorry for the lack of updates, we were pretty busy at MAGFest! Enjoy this follow up to the previous MAGFest video!

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Aperture Laboratories wishes you and your designated loved ones a very happy holiday, and reminds you not to approach the decorative science topiary as it is highly radioactive and contains several varieties of weaponized “Christmas cheer.”
By Tymykal [via io9]

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It was truly the greatest Christmas ever at Aperture Laboratories! Although sadly… it was also the last one ever.
A holiday comic from The Valve Store!

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Reindeer? How primitive. The answer to how Santa delivers all those gifts in just one night is clearly… SCIENCE.
A scene from

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Everyone keeps wondering what the hold up is on Episode 3… when the sad truth is they’re still trying to get the rainbow clown-wig physics juuuust right.
By John Kleckner [Hejibits], submitted by toadking07

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I knew Aperture’s sentry guns came in many colorful styles, but who knew they had so many pastel options available?
By Inspectornills, submitted by Dick Pound

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