HALOLZ » Katamari Damacy http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:54:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [VIDEO] Super Mario Bros. vs Katamari Damacy http://www.halolz.com/2011/09/10/video-smb-vs-katamari/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/09/10/video-smb-vs-katamari/#comments Sat, 10 Sep 2011 14:38:59 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=10273

The King of all Cosmos asked The Prince for a katamari made up of mushrooms… and well, this is what he got.
Another crossover video by daneboe [via Attack of the Show]

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No, this implement of murder is much too small. We demand bigger!
By freddiew [via Destructoid]

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I’m surprised people didn’t think of this sooner… Katamari Damacy and Minecraft are an almost perfect combination!
By Bat Country Entertainment

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/26/video-mineamari-craftacy/feed/ 69 DUKE NUKEM FOREVER http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/06/duke-nukem-forever/ http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/06/duke-nukem-forever/#comments Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:37:50 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=9410 DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

The only problem with this game is The Duke of All Cosmos keeps asking you to roll up giant katamaries full of strippers, then always declares “This Katamari is too small. We need much bigger than this, yes?”
By Oddwan

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What the… you got Katamari Damacy in my WoW? A quest where you have to roll up 1,000 crazed gnomes in the Uldum desert? Yeah that’s how I roll. Of course it’s not the first Cataclysm game homage we’ve seen!
By Trace B.

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/01/video-cataclysm-damacy/feed/ 29 [MERCH] “This Is How I Roll” T-Shirt http://www.halolz.com/2010/10/30/merch-this-is-how-i-roll-t-shirt/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/10/30/merch-this-is-how-i-roll-t-shirt/#comments Sat, 30 Oct 2010 10:22:53 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=6939 New at NINJA-BOT.comNew at NINJA-BOT.comNew at NINJA-BOT.com

I’m afraid I’m still behind on promoting our summer shirts! However I’m sure you guys remember this old classic, but did you notice the new art for 2010?

By popular demand we’ve recreated our original “This Is How I Roll” design you know and love with new art featuring a 33% more adorable Prince, a 15% more geometrically sound katamari, and an 11% more aesthetic font! Now that’s math you can take the bank!

The design is currently available at Ninja-Bot in both mens and ladies sizes starting at $17.99. Be sure to pick one up and help support the site!

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2010/10/30/merch-this-is-how-i-roll-t-shirt/feed/ 16 Kefkamari Damacy http://www.halolz.com/2010/07/19/kefkamari-damacy/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/07/19/kefkamari-damacy/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:26:02 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=5754 Kefkamari Damacy

Ok, I’ve seen some awesomely weird stuff working on this site… but this one takes the weirdly… awesome… cake. Those light warrior cousins should probably just give up, I mean they’re all going to die anyway, right?
By spacecoyote

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2010/07/19/kefkamari-damacy/feed/ 58 The Many Rocks of Video Games http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/29/the-many-rocks-of-video-games/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/29/the-many-rocks-of-video-games/#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:48:50 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=5573 The Many Rocks of Video Games

It’s amazing how different even a lowly rock can appear depending on the video game genre. Also I couldn’t resist, I added the TF2 one myself. :D
[via Digg]

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I mean seriously ladies, you should see them! They’re huge! And one of them is made entirely of crabs! IT’S INSANE!

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/23/if-you-ladies-think-im-something/feed/ 54 Katamari SimCity! http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/20/katamari-simcity/ http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/20/katamari-simcity/#comments Fri, 21 May 2010 00:06:12 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=5142 Katamari SimCity!

Shit… and I thought tornadoes were bad.
Artwork by Tama-Neko

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