HALOLZ » Artistic http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:51:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [MERCH] “I Want You Inside Me” Mens & Ladies T-Shirt http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/merch-i-want-you-inside-me-mens-ladies-t-shirt/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/merch-i-want-you-inside-me-mens-ladies-t-shirt/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:37:40 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11601 I Want You Inside Me Kirby's Adventure T-Shirt

It’s almost Valentine’s Day! And you know what that means! New product time!

Okay, I admit there isn’t really much of a correlation there, however it does not change the fact that one of our classic Halolz t-shirt designs is back with some all new art by resident Halolz lurker Sadface!

Pick one up today at Level Up Studios and give it to your sweetheart! She totally won’t be offended!

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/merch-i-want-you-inside-me-mens-ladies-t-shirt/feed/ 85 Curve Your Enthusiasm http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/08/curve-your-enthusiasm/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/08/curve-your-enthusiasm/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:17:51 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11599 Curve Your Enthusiasm

I used to play a lot of video games. Then I started running a semi-popular video game website and now I have no time to play video games! So basically what I’m saying is, I’m lucky if I can make it up to light green!
By the awesome Caldwell Tanner! [LOLDWELL]

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May as well get your weekly dose of Pony’s out of the way early!
For reference, Daring Do is the new Indiana Jones of MLP…
Artist unknown

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Two dollars! HIGHWAY ROBBERY! Of course the game itself is free, so I guess two dollars for an overpowered team of dark elves is somewhat reasonable. Sidenote: Hero Academy is pretty fun if you have one of them there fancy iPhones and want to challenge me my username is “StacMaster-S”
By Dorkly

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He’s finally got his own quest… but it seems like a WILD GROOSE CHASE to me!
WOKKA WOKKA!
By Shattered-Earth

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It’s around this time I would reconsider my profession.
By Eduardo San Gil

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I understand we had polygon limitations on the N64 and all, but holy crap The Great Fairy’s tits could probably cut glass.
By Angimoto

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Why has MLP invaded so many video games recently? I dunno I just work here!
Anyway if you don’t like My Little Pony, you may as well just stop reading right now!

Those Fluttershy’s are as fearsome as they are adorable!
By [via Destructoid]

At first I couldn’t figure out why Rarity was visiting TF2. Then I realized, no other game has more fashionable hats!
By , submitted by Sam W.

Not exactly the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny, but an interesting matchup none-the-less!
By , submitted by Jamie S.

Yes. Castlevania remixes about Rarity. Sure, why not?
By our buddy , submitted by KeyBlader1

And of course I can never get enough Rhythm Heaven…
By

I think that fills our pony quota for the next three weeks, right?

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It was hard not to feel bad for these guys… I mean why are they even Pokemon battling when all they have are the karps they fished up that morning?
Artist unknown

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Mario’s first animated appearance was a timeless classic! And it didn’t even need guest star Lou Albano!
By belldandies

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