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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 25, 2013 · 1:14 AM 
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173 Responses to “Game of the Year?”

  1. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 25th, 2013 1:26 am

    Aside from the horrible video quality, this was worth a laugh.

    Coincidentally, I've had this song stuck in my head all day after watching some gameplay of the new Shadow Warrior game.

  2. Master_Xehanort on August 25th, 2013 1:42 am

    So, if it's GOTY, does that mean it's a

    [youtube xfbYgt_cffU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  3. DesmaX on August 25th, 2013 2:10 am

    Well, it sure gave me a laugh, haha

    But, coudn't you do that already in [Prototype]?

  4. Leo E. on August 25th, 2013 2:11 am
  5. Yoshi_Dino on August 25th, 2013 2:20 am

    Course not,isn't it obvious that Saints row 4 is the first game to do this sort of thing,this is defiantly not in prototype one or two.Next thing you'll tell me is that someone else had superpowers before your guy did.

  6. DesmaX on August 25th, 2013 2:26 am

    I never said the game can't copy stuff. "Good things are meant to be copied", a philosofer once said.

    But, unless I'm missing something (It's the light coming down from him? Is the music in the video actually playing in the game?), that's hardly what I would call "GOTY Material" (Especially for a game like Saint's Row)

  7. DesmaX on August 25th, 2013 2:33 am

    pff, you call that hardcore?

    <img src=""&gt;

    Get on my level

    "oh, but this game hasn't even been released yet"
    It's ZHP sucessor, that's all you need to know

  8. Combatbeaver on August 25th, 2013 8:58 am


  9. HughbertReturns on August 25th, 2013 10:44 am


  10. Amy on August 25th, 2013 12:41 pm
  11. Amy on August 25th, 2013 12:47 pm

    Start from 3:49 for something relevant. Stanrt from the beginning for something funny.[youtube reL2rggfqnI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  12. gameboy_nate on August 25th, 2013 2:49 pm

    I ran for weeks.

    I ran until my legs gave out.

    I changed my face.

    I got a new family.

    I even created a new birth certificate.

    But neither I, nor anyone else can escape its evil clutches.

    No one can hide from TENATTATEN

  13. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 25th, 2013 3:37 pm

    "The Touch" is actually one of the tracks you can listen to in game. Having it play while screwing around just adds to the ridiculousness.

  14. Alpar on August 25th, 2013 4:23 pm

    None of you have posted Jojo ASB.

    You all sicken me.

  15. Skrist on August 25th, 2013 5:11 pm

    If it comes out in Murika then it can be GOTY. Sorry Alpar, them's the rules.

  16. DesmaX on August 25th, 2013 5:12 pm

    nah, that would come out here next year

  17. DesmaX on August 25th, 2013 6:57 pm

    Oh, that's makes a lot more sense.

    Thank you

  18. Alpar on August 25th, 2013 8:22 pm



  19. Alpar on August 25th, 2013 8:22 pm

    B-but muh Jojo D:

    But if that's the case then fine

    I guess my vote goes to Fire Emblem Awakening as well. I don't really know anything else that came out this year that would contend for GOTY.

    EDIT: Wait a minute am I dumb?! There's always the Wonderful 101.

    …or does that come out next year… drat.

  20. DesmaX on August 25th, 2013 10:14 pm

    ey, it got a 40/40 out of Famitsu, of course it will come to the west, just like the last game to get…


  21. straYDoubter on August 25th, 2013 11:15 pm

    Made better with a lack of Hot Rod and Michael Bay!

  22. Amy on August 25th, 2013 11:55 pm

    You gotta go DAN OUDA DAN
    <img src="; height="200" width="400">

  23. Sonicsmash2 on August 26th, 2013 5:38 am

    Nope, that's already out and so is the demo, it's pretty good.

    Also, I leave for a week and this is the amount of content I receive?

  24. SpectralSheep on August 26th, 2013 7:31 am

    fukcign animu bullshit, heres the rael gaem of teh year, casuls!
    <img src=""img&gt;

  25. wolfpax181 on August 26th, 2013 7:43 am

    Pft. Conker's Bad Fur Day. So good it's GOTY every year. Deal with it or be given to the Great Mighty Poo.

  26. wolfpax181 on August 26th, 2013 7:46 am

    There's only one thing with the Touch. Also, it doesn't have lips, so SUCK IT BAY!

  27. Alpar on August 26th, 2013 12:21 pm

    Well then let it be GOTY.

    It's a Hideki Kamiya game, and given the rest of 2013 I don't think there are many games to oppose it.

  28. Alpar on August 26th, 2013 12:22 pm

    That guy had The Last of Us and Bioshock: Infinite on his reserves for GOTY.

    What a plebeian.

  29. Hyze on August 26th, 2013 2:09 pm

    I've been trying to come up with some witty comment about the 80s, Transformers and Alien Teenage Turtles but I'm drawing a blank. So let's just rock out and call it a day.

    [youtube AZKpByV5764 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    Also that awkward moment when you have to resubmit a post because you were signed in on your Word Press account for class. Whoooooops.

  30. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on August 26th, 2013 4:32 pm

    Replying so you can't edit the comment and erase your shame.

  31. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on August 26th, 2013 4:33 pm

    Unless they haven't played Zettai Hero Project: Unlosing Ranger Vs. Darkdeath Evilman

  32. Jimmy on August 26th, 2013 5:39 pm

    So…I take it Watch_Dogs doesn't count?

  33. HughbertReturns on August 26th, 2013 7:34 pm
  34. Leo E. on August 27th, 2013 12:32 am

    Luigi's Mansion 2, Metal Gear Rising, Fire Emblem Awakening, Pandora's Tower, Atelier Ayesha, Atelier Meruru Plus (if that one counts), Pikmin 3, and Dragon's Crown.

    …Jesus, western devs, are you even trying.

  35. Leo E. on August 27th, 2013 12:39 am

    Remember when Jontron gifs were funny and totally not overused?

    Yeah, me neither.

  36. Skrist on August 27th, 2013 12:42 am

    You forgot Xillia. You know the game with *spoiler* and some of that *restricted content* and also that *lawsuit*.

  37. Leo E. on August 27th, 2013 12:44 am

    Also two Zelda games and Ace Attorney Dual Destinies will be out by the end of the year, plus I'm still holding onto hope of a western PSO2 release.

  38. DM - Gentrollman on August 27th, 2013 1:29 am

    Aw MAN.

    I asked you for Glover the other day and said we were OUT. You told me we only had GLOVER. And you know I can't have Glover, I can only have Glover.

  39. Alpar on August 27th, 2013 3:48 am


    Kidding aside, Xillia's good but I don't think it's a contender for GOTY. Wouldn't call MGR a contender either as nice as it was.
    No I do not think as a matter of fact western devs are trying. In fact they are probably missing the whole point of a game to begin with. And they used to be so good at making games…

    The best western developed game that came out this year I can recall is DmC. And that's really sad.

  40. Luken Delzeal on August 27th, 2013 5:06 am

    Jontron is Always relevant.

    (would post a gif myself, but I suck at embedding images.)

  41. Th3l4st0ne on August 27th, 2013 7:56 am

    I don't think I want to find out where his 5th finger is hidden…

  42. Pupsrus13 on August 27th, 2013 2:32 pm

    Presented without contest.

    There, caption fixed.

  43. Amy on August 27th, 2013 8:08 pm

    My Mini Flipping Table came today. And it is awesome.
    <img src=""&gt;
    Here is a picture of the little guy.

  44. Porecomesis on August 27th, 2013 11:38 pm

    You've played it?

  45. Uzumakiclan43 on August 28th, 2013 8:31 am

    Pah, this IS Game of the Year material. Trust me, I know a guy.
    <img src=""&gt;

  46. Jimmy on August 28th, 2013 10:28 pm

    In my dreams…it's awesome there…Luigi says hello.

  47. Caelun_Niveus on August 29th, 2013 11:13 am

    Such is the pains of a capitalist society. Where the honest, dream driven, quality bound is shunned in favor whatever sick product earns the most money, and targets the largest, most casual audience.

    If we were Soviet America, sure one might be executed for making a game that goes against the ideals of the Party, but one could also be executed for making another CoD.

  48. Alpar on August 29th, 2013 10:15 pm

    Now there's a good joke.

  49. Alpar on August 29th, 2013 10:21 pm

    Jontron is overrated.

  50. Amy on August 30th, 2013 2:06 am

    Something seems off about you today Alpar. You seem a bit more cynical than usual. I'm sure I have something, somewhere to fix that ;3

  51. SpectralSheep on August 30th, 2013 11:19 am

    Lots of cocaine?

  52. Alpar on August 30th, 2013 11:37 am

    Maybe it's just cause summer's ending and I don't wanna go back to college.

    But Jontron really is overrated.

  53. Alpar on August 30th, 2013 11:38 am


  54. SpectralSheep on August 30th, 2013 1:36 pm

    Just because you don't want to go back to skool, doesn't mean…. DOESN'T MEAN that you can just waltz in here and hurt Jontron's feelings.

  55. Alpar on August 30th, 2013 3:28 pm

    yus I can :V

    hee hee

    if it helps as a testament to my noticeable change in mood though I recently sat through a playthrough of Gone Home.

  56. Amy on August 30th, 2013 9:25 pm

    I was thinking more along the lines of sexual torture, but that works too.

  57. Alpar on August 31st, 2013 3:17 am

    Hey I'm not into that!

  58. Amy on August 31st, 2013 5:52 pm

    No one is at first. You have to grow into it, if you know what I mean.

  59. Alpar on August 31st, 2013 11:27 pm


  60. gameboy_nate on September 1st, 2013 1:27 am

    There are very few people in comedy (pros included) with his ridiculously amazing ability to deliver a punch line. Somewhere from 25% to 50%of the things he says aren't naturally funny, he just knows how to build. I honestly don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

  61. Amy on September 1st, 2013 4:39 am

    Don't act like you don't love it.

  62. Alpar on September 1st, 2013 4:49 pm

    dats ghei brutha

  63. Jimmy on September 1st, 2013 9:17 pm

    Dear Halolz:

    It's been one week since I looked at you
    Cocked my head to the side and said "That's funny"
    Five days since I laughed at you saying
    "Get your shit together come back and see me"
    Three days since I left my room
    I realized it's all your fault, but couldn't tell you
    Yesterday I'dve forgiven you
    but it'll still be two days till Trunks says "I'm sorry"

    Hold it now and watch the clock tink
    As I make you stop, think
    You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
    I summon fish to the dish, even if I do miss
    I like the sushi
    'cause it's never touched a frying pan
    Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
    Big like LeAnn Rimes
    Because I'm all about value
    Captain Falcon's got the mad hits
    You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I'll bust through
    Gonna make a break and take a fake
    I'd like a stinkin achin shake
    I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
    Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
    The vertigo is gonna grow
    Cause it's so dangerous,
    you'll have to sign a waiver

    How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're really sad
    Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
    I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
    Can't understand what I mean?
    Well, you soon will
    I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
    I have a history of flippin' up skirts

    It's been one week since I looked at you
    Threw may arms in the air
    and said "You're crazy"
    Five days since I replied to you
    I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
    It's been three days since the afternoon
    I realized it's not my fault
    not a moment too soon
    Yesterday I'dve forgiven you
    And now I sit back and wait til Trunks say I'm sorry

    Chickity China the Chinese chicken
    You have a drumstick in your brain and it stops tickin'
    Watchin' Fairy Tail with no lights on
    We're dans la maison
    I hope the Cat woman's in this one
    Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
    Like Sting I'm tantric
    Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

    Like Miyasaki I make mad films
    Okay, I don't make films
    But if I did they'd have a Samurai
    Gonna get a set a' better clubs
    Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
    Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
    Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
    'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
    That make me think the wrong thing

    How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're sad
    Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
    I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
    Can't understand what I mean?
    Well, you soon will
    I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
    I have a history of flipping up skirts

    It's been one week since I looked at you
    Dropped your arms to your sides
    and said "I'm sorry"
    Five days since I laughed at you and said
    "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
    Three days since the living room
    I realized you're to blame,
    but what could I do?
    Yesterday I just smiled at you
    Cause it'll still be two days till Trunks say I'm sorry

    It'll still be two days till Trunks says "I'm sorry"
    It'll still be two days till Trunks says "I'm sorry"

  64. SpectralSheep on September 1st, 2013 11:28 pm
  65. Porecomesis on September 2nd, 2013 8:42 am

    This is why your ping is over 110. You brilliant bastard.

  66. Amy on September 2nd, 2013 11:37 pm

    I can see why Zoe favored you.

  67. SpectralSheep on September 3rd, 2013 9:12 am

    It's cause the ladies love a sense of humor… right?

  68. Amy on September 3rd, 2013 7:15 pm

    Sense of humor, Sex Slave… Same thing.

  69. gameboy_nate on September 4th, 2013 5:49 pm

    I present you a grammy for your comment.

    <img src= width="600">

  70. Jimmy on September 4th, 2013 7:26 pm

    So, since we've sort of be left adrift on this floating submission for more than a week and it's essentially beginning to smell like fish…I suppose that it's just going to end up as a temporary forum until the next one?

    If that be the case, I suppose we should discuss a new topic…MEGA-BLASTOISE!!!

    <img src="; length="400" width="400">


  71. Amy on September 4th, 2013 7:46 pm

    I don't think it smells like fish because we were left adrift… AND I RAISE YOU MEGA-VENAUSAUR!
    <img src=""&gt;

  72. wolfpax181 on September 4th, 2013 9:42 pm

    Doesn't smell like fish here, it smells like burning for some reason. Oh yeah, MEGA-CHARIZARD!

    <img src=""&gt;

  73. gameboy_nate on September 5th, 2013 2:56 pm

    Apparently, mega Charizard has Drought as its ability.

    EDIT: Also, mega Venusaur has thick fat, which means that it only has two weaknesses in that mode. Unless the meta drastically changes (which I imagine it will since there's fairy types and megalutions) I think Venusaur's gonna safely sit in the Uber tier from now on.

  74. Jimmy on September 6th, 2013 8:21 pm

    <img src="; length="475" width="450">

    Yeah…Venusaur needs more work methinks…

  75. Kn0w1d3a on September 6th, 2013 8:55 pm


  76. Amy on September 6th, 2013 8:56 pm

    Don't dis flowers, man.
    <img src=""&gt;
    Before you say anything about the incorrect color:
    <img src="; height="400" width="400">

  77. SpectralSheep on September 6th, 2013 11:45 pm


  78. wolfpax181 on September 7th, 2013 8:31 am

    I thought Charizard was the most lack-luster, actually. My memory on the looks of them all is fuzzy at best, though.

  79. Sonicsmash2 on September 7th, 2013 9:54 am

    Pfft, do you guys even Rayman legends?

    <img src="; =1323147916'="">

  80. HughbertReturns on September 8th, 2013 5:59 pm

    Halolz has Dedlolz
    Ghehehe I'm not meant to be doing this before bed

  81. VyseRogueKing on September 8th, 2013 6:16 pm

    We know who you are, Hyze. A representative will be there shortly…

  82. Amy on September 8th, 2013 6:17 pm

    Oh boy! All aboard the bad puns train!
    <img src=""&gt;

  83. PortalMan on September 8th, 2013 10:09 pm

    I listened to that song right before I came on here and saw that.

    Hold me, I'm scared.

  84. Sonicsmash2 on September 9th, 2013 3:02 am

    Looks like I spoke too soon….
    [youtube OL9ukN9Kk0I rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  85. Jimmy on September 9th, 2013 2:40 pm

    [youtube DuSFaMHjsgY rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    [SFM]: Poot Dispenser Here (Hooves Up High Parody)


  86. Leo E. on September 9th, 2013 3:07 pm

    Why did you post a picture of a turd?

  87. Hyze on September 9th, 2013 8:43 pm

    It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
    He's a surprisingly quick typer.

  88. Sonicsmash2 on September 9th, 2013 9:29 pm

    Good idea, lets contribute while it's dead for now.
    [youtube fsVqZqmR-Qs rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    Also, year of Luigi, eat it plebs.

  89. gameboy_nate on September 10th, 2013 12:48 am

    No it's a picture of ya momma

  90. Scept on September 10th, 2013 7:32 am

    In honor of the late Halolz.
    [youtube WChTqYlDjtI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  91. SpectralSheep on September 10th, 2013 7:22 pm


  92. wolfpax181 on September 10th, 2013 9:55 pm

    C'mon, I'm playing LoL now! At least give us a LoL joke!

  93. Jimmy on September 11th, 2013 8:51 am

    Me too man…me too…

  94. Jimmy on September 11th, 2013 2:33 pm
  95. Leo E. on September 11th, 2013 8:07 pm

    To where? 1999?

  96. gameboy_nate on September 12th, 2013 10:12 am



    <img src="; width="600">

  97. Caelun_Niveus on September 12th, 2013 10:46 am


  98. Caelun_Niveus on September 12th, 2013 10:55 am

    That humanoid body…
    inb4 Fennekin confirmed Fire/Fighting

  99. gameboy_nate on September 12th, 2013 10:59 am

    Well the CoroCoro article made it a point to say that one of Fennekin's evolution's moves is psyshock, so I think we can pretty much kill that rumor.

  100. SpectralSheep on September 12th, 2013 2:01 pm

    I like Fraokie's evolution a ton too. Guess i'll be starting with the water type this game.

  101. dope92 on September 12th, 2013 3:58 pm

    <img src="; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  102. wolfpax181 on September 12th, 2013 9:27 pm

    I just can't hit play on that. I come from a predominantly military family so listening to that is hard.

    Not a dig at it or anything, just yeah.

  103. Yoshi_Dino on September 13th, 2013 2:07 am

    <img src=>

  104. Rocker23220 on September 13th, 2013 2:28 pm
  105. sims796 on September 13th, 2013 5:58 pm

    So, what, that's it? No more Halolz? I'm not accepting this shit. Yeah, I cursed. I went there.

  106. Leo E. on September 14th, 2013 12:38 am

    So since it doesn't seem like Halolz is updating any time soon, time to do a little advertising!

    People should consider donating to WayForward's Kickstarter to raise funds for the production of Shantae: Half-Genie Hero.

    Unfortunately all the hype (and therefore potential money) seems to have been drained by the fact that the project was launched right around the same time as Mighty No. 9's, and it's slowed down quite a bit. Nevermind the awesome stretch goals, the game itself seems like it might fall short, despite asking for a relatively low amount ($400,000, compared to Mighty No. 9's $900,000 and the goddamn Ouya's ridiculous $950,000).

    So yeah, any help would be awesome. Even if you're only donating for the rewards. A mere $15 will net you a copy of the game once it comes out (for reference, $15 is what they cited as the minimum possible price for when the game does come out, so essentially it's a pre-order if it does get funded).

    And if numbers don't excite you, look! Cute half-genie girl!

    <img src="; width="437" height="262">

  107. Alpar on September 14th, 2013 9:26 am

    I haven't been on Halolz for a while and this is the first thing I see because Trunks wouldn't update.

    Bravo Jimmy




  108. Alpar on September 14th, 2013 9:28 am



  109. Alpar on September 14th, 2013 9:31 am
  110. SpectralSheep on September 14th, 2013 2:20 pm

    And Cristina Vee, for those of you who know (or care) who that is, is doing the theme song.

  111. Leo E. on September 14th, 2013 2:47 pm

    She already did.

    [youtube 71lLnE8gJnU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  112. SpectralSheep on September 14th, 2013 4:53 pm

    … I know. That's why I said she was doing it. Not as a "it's in da future" but as "it is happening in general."

  113. Jimmy on September 14th, 2013 11:09 pm

    I'm really tempted to donate $60.00 to get my name in the credits and a copy of the game just for donating…a small way to "immortalize" myself, if you will.

    Plus, I'm beginning to really enjoy WayForward as a company because I'm becoming more and more familiar with their titles, such as Mighty Switch Force 1 & 2 (I LOVE the music, and the fact that it's FREE, just makes my day).

    I'm also curious about Shantae cause she's been on the Game Boy Color and I never had the chance to pick up that game but I've read about how well it succeeded.

    Plus, genies are cool in general. The premise for her powers was sheer brilliance in terms of transformations and the like with dancing. Very clever. I look forward to future titles in the series. Maybe this will be my first Shantae game! We'll see…

  114. Jimmy on September 15th, 2013 1:32 am

    Thanks Alpar, but I couldn't do it without all my adoring fans…I'd be more happy with your praise if it weren't so sad that Halolz has been without an update in so long…

  115. blargenth on September 15th, 2013 9:09 pm

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  116. Sonicsmash2 on September 15th, 2013 10:21 pm
  117. VyseRogueKing on September 15th, 2013 10:35 pm
  118. Sonicsmash2 on September 16th, 2013 1:10 am

    "Whoa I'm In Space Cuba (BONUS CHIP MIX)" Is probably my fav tune out of all of them, It's just so "Yeah!"

  119. Caelun_Niveus on September 17th, 2013 10:56 pm

    The point was so every one else could go "what theme song? Oh!"

  120. gameboy_nate on September 18th, 2013 12:20 am


    What if they took a break because they're fixing the forums.

  121. Jimmy on September 18th, 2013 12:22 am

    Now gameboy_nate, what did we tell you about giving people false hopes & dreams? Shame on you!!! Tsk tsk. Go sit in a corner and wait till Trunks gets back…

  122. Jimmy on September 18th, 2013 12:23 am

    <img src="; length="400" width="400">

    Nearly had forgotten about the Mighty No. 9 Kickstarter too until I saw the above image…I'm going to need more money to toss at the screen…

    It's like a certain blue bomber we all know and love…

    <img src="; length="400" width="400">

  123. Sonicsmash2 on September 18th, 2013 3:40 am

    They got passed 220k so I'm gonna love buying the Wii U version!
    Almost going to reach online co-op aswell :D

  124. Jimmy on September 18th, 2013 6:49 am

    I will join you for that online co-op my brotha!!! *MORE high fives all around*
    <img src="; width="400" length="400">

  125. Sonicsmash2 on September 18th, 2013 11:30 am
  126. SpectralSheep on September 18th, 2013 2:16 pm

    What power do you get from beating Capcom Man? Hadoken? Zombie FIghting Prowess? The ability to wield a sword the size of a human being?

  127. Caelun_Niveus on September 18th, 2013 7:25 pm

    Can't wait for a crossover to happen.

  128. Alpar on September 18th, 2013 7:45 pm

    tl;dr version:


    The best part is that they only have about 150 million left in their bank. That's not gonna be enough to last them a whole 'nother year unless they ACTUALLY make a good game, and since all Capcom titles have always depended on their FANS to help make a salvageable profit…



  129. Alpar on September 18th, 2013 7:49 pm

    It's a good thing in its own right.

    He just needs to build it to make it its good-est.

    EDIT: Also why are so many users so defensive over Jontron. Man people, chill out, it's not like I'm insulting Arino or anything.

  130. Jimmy on September 18th, 2013 8:26 pm

    LOL I would've expected you to say to CAPCOM, "Drop dead plebeians!!!" and called it a day.

  131. VyseRogueKing on September 18th, 2013 9:10 pm

    Not only does he insult Jontron now he's set his sights onto the great Arino?! Burn the Heathen for having a perfectly valid opinion! Burn him lest we all form opinions!!

  132. Rocker23220 on September 18th, 2013 11:02 pm

    Wait……you mean somebody's actually coming back? I figured they just abandoned us into the trash heap

  133. SpectralSheep on September 19th, 2013 9:05 am

    MH4 is good…

  134. Alpar on September 19th, 2013 11:52 am





  135. VyseRogueKing on September 19th, 2013 6:12 pm

    [youtube uTA2fxOedxo rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  136. Jimmy on September 19th, 2013 8:26 pm

    I want this costume…

    <img src="; length="300" width="300">

    "BECK FAN ART! We don’t just collect fan art, we also make our own! Here’s what we think Shantae would look like sporting Beck’s armor from Mighty No. 9, made just for you Beckers! Isn’t she adorable? No, this is not one of our unlockable costumes, but we think it’s awfully cute."


  137. Jimmy on September 19th, 2013 8:33 pm


    <img src="; length="400" width="400">

    #YouAllKnowIt'sTheNextRenamon #FurryFandom

  138. SpectralSheep on September 19th, 2013 11:07 pm

    Eh… what is that thing? Is that a digimon? (Being completely serious here, I really don't have a clue what that thing is)

  139. Jimmy on September 19th, 2013 11:53 pm

    Renamon. (Digimon Season 3 I think…)
    Right now, Google it. I dare you to try to time how long it takes you before you find a hentai image.

  140. SpectralSheep on September 20th, 2013 12:17 am

    Yeah, think I'm gonna exercise that unique brand of SpecSheep caution by not looking it up, which has, to date, kept me out of being traumatized by:
    -Two Girls One Cup
    -Cake Farts
    -Pizza Time
    I could go on, but I can't think of any other stuff.

    EDIT: I just thought of this lame joke, but since the new region is based off France, does that mean we are going to be fleeing from battle more often?

  141. Sonicsmash2 on September 20th, 2013 3:57 am

    Everything you read from here is lies, do not trust anyone, not even me.

  142. Amy on September 20th, 2013 9:38 am

    Can I trust that?

  143. Sonicsmash2 on September 20th, 2013 10:09 am

    I like your spirit!

  144. Scept on September 20th, 2013 1:08 pm

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    Ehhhh, how many days has it been since we got an update?

  145. wolfpax181 on September 20th, 2013 2:50 pm

    I'd rather Capcom didn't die, just due to how many good franchises they'll take to the grave with them.

  146. Jimmy on September 20th, 2013 6:50 pm

    I think it means the female trainers are going to have hairy pits.

  147. gameboy_nate on September 20th, 2013 9:14 pm

    Actually, if Capcom went bankrupt they'd probably end up selling their IPs. Which would mean that either someone really good or really bad would get Megaman.

    Still, I don't want a game company as major as Capcom to die. Any company that big dying is bad, even notorious companies like EA or Activision. Gaming doesn't need obsessive consumerism for sure, but gaming needs money in order for consoles to exist, and they both make money.

  148. Alpar on September 20th, 2013 10:26 pm

    I'm not saying they're incapable of good these days, I actually hear Dragon's Dogma is good too. It's just that they've gotten awful these past few years.

    They spat in the face of Megaman fans, outsourced Strider immediately after promising not to ever outsource again, butchered every single positive Devil May Cry had to offer, does nothing with the potential legacy left behind with Clover Studios, "forced" us to pay for UMvC3 not even a year after its "beta" (while both are still pretty awful fighters that can't live up to anywhere near 2), killed off Resident Evil, let's not also forget their crime of constantly churning out Street Fighter IV like it's nothing, and so on.

    I don't think I need to say more.

  149. Alpar on September 20th, 2013 10:37 pm

    Except Capcom is major only because of their accumulated audience.

    Their games have always made a majority of its sales because of loyal fans they've earned the trust of in earlier days. Sure they've done marketing here and there but in the bigger picture of it all, there's no other possible way they could be making so many Street Fighters. And if they actually listened to their crowd, DMC's recent cred wouldn't have gone down the drain. Their audience is actually the REASON that series had a reboot to begin with (although they completely misinterpreted what fans meant when they said "we don't like the direction DMC is going" after 4.) And so on.

    No matter how you look at it, Capcom is essentially just a bigger version of companies that sell niche titles, like Atlus or Platinum. There's dozens of third party support companies out there as it is already. And if they're going to go out selling their IP as expected, then they might as well sell them to anybody because granted who they could possibly give the rights away to, any other company is sure as hell gonna do more with said titles Capcom ever will in its current state.

    You're not wrong in saying that gaming needs money to exist but we don't really need Capcom alive to do that. We still have an enormous list of companies at this point and letting go of a few groups that don't do anything except self harm (especially if they should've wisened up by MILES at this point) isn't going to change much.

  150. Amy on September 21st, 2013 1:11 am

    Pretty sure that's my cue.
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  151. Scept on September 21st, 2013 7:30 am
  152. wolfpax181 on September 21st, 2013 9:18 am

    I can still see them taking some of the IPs I love to the grave with them, just out of pure spite.

  153. Alpar on September 21st, 2013 10:14 am

    If they don't give the rights of all Clover games back to Platinum along with DMC, I'mma have to choke something.

    Megaman and Strider need safe homes in Nintendo. I dunno where everything else would go per se.

  154. Amy on September 21st, 2013 7:10 pm

    Huh. Different response than the last few times I did this. Oh well. I didn't do this for the up votes!

  155. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 22nd, 2013 4:38 am

    I really hate it when a site I like slowly dies. I hate it more when I had invested a chunk of my free time to it. Shawn's busy doing his shirt business, I have no idea where Trunks is.

  156. Jimmy on September 22nd, 2013 12:33 pm

    What are you trying to do? Experiment? (ಠ_ಠ)

  157. Jimmy on September 22nd, 2013 12:35 pm

    Do either of those guys have an e-mail address that we can spam the hell out of? I mean yeesh, get a third teammate or something to work on the Halolz site. Honestly…

  158. Jimmy on September 22nd, 2013 12:39 pm

    It's been 28 days and counting till Trunks or Shawn updates this site. I've got a feeling that we might break our former record at this rate…

  159. Amy on September 22nd, 2013 2:26 pm

    Depends. I could use a little assistance there ;)

  160. Kn0w1d3a on September 23rd, 2013 12:45 am

    I love Halolz. I check it constantly. It'd been in my Top 8 quick tabs in Chrome for years now. Every time I come back and see that this is the most recent update I die a little more each time.

  161. Rocker23220 on September 23rd, 2013 12:55 am

    What's the record? There's never been this big a silence since I've started coming here, and that was a while ago

  162. Rocker23220 on September 23rd, 2013 12:57 am

    Seedy underbelly of the internet, find those e-mails!!!!

  163. Rocker23220 on September 23rd, 2013 12:59 am

    We all do, my friend. We all do

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  164. SpectralSheep on September 23rd, 2013 1:04 pm

    Would it be in poor taste to say Halolz has been "crippled" as of late?

  165. Rocker23220 on September 23rd, 2013 3:27 pm

    It would, but it made me laugh. Now, let's pilot this conversation to a different course, before we lose our heading

  166. HughbertReturns on September 23rd, 2013 4:32 pm

    I still stand by this statement

  167. Alpar on September 23rd, 2013 11:12 pm

    I've been here for a few years now and I can safely say there has never been a hiatus from a single post on this site for his long.

  168. Jimmy on September 23rd, 2013 11:14 pm

    Could've sworn that it was either the Blaziken post (or a bit longer before that) that was the longest we had been out of a new submission…felt like 2 months at least…IDK…summertime sadness.

    Edit: Okay, that one was originally posted on Wednesday, May 15th, 2013 and the newer post was on Tuesday, June 4th, 2013 so that was 20 days.

  169. NeoCloud on September 24th, 2013 1:52 am

    This is really sad. I love this site and I feel like it's dying. Been a fan for a couple years and now it's coming to an end.

    Jon left Gamegrumps, and now this shit.

    On a lighter note, I've turned this into a game. I'm taking bets on which updates first. This site, or VGCats. It's anyone's guess!

  170. Jakben Imbel on September 24th, 2013 5:47 am

    Long time demilurker here.

    Halolz has always been a bit… inconsistent with it's update schedule, or lack there of.

    Maybe you guys could shovel submissions or something.

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  171. SpectralSheep on September 24th, 2013 11:12 am

    Journalism at its finest.

  172. Alpar on September 24th, 2013 6:55 pm

    If we don't get an update tomorrow I'll see if I can talk to Trunks.

  173. Jimmy on September 25th, 2013 12:18 am

    You should come out of lurking more often mate. Your e-peen needs some love. It would be a ssssssshame to ssssssquander it.

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