Oracle of No Fucks Given

The hero of time doesn’t have time to take it slow.


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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on July 30, 2013 · 5:50 PM 
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Animated, Haxorz, Nintendo, Overkill, The Legend of Zelda

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54 Responses to “Oracle of No Fucks Given”

  1. Trunks on July 30th, 2013 5:55 pm

    This post is not indicative of our update schedule as of late.

  2. Combatbeaver on July 30th, 2013 5:55 pm

    Now do the same with the water temple

  3. Uzumakiclan43 on July 30th, 2013 6:46 pm

    One of the many positive side effects of Mauve Moblin Energy Potion.

  4. VyseRogueKing on July 30th, 2013 6:51 pm

    Putting Indiana Jones to shame. Didn't even have to reach back for his dropped hat.

  5. Arch_Evil_Angel on July 30th, 2013 7:08 pm
  6. straYDoubter on July 30th, 2013 9:21 pm

    This dungeon needs better traps. It's cool. rel="nofollow">I know a guy.

  7. M4DD4WG on July 30th, 2013 10:47 pm

    Well he IS the bearer of the Triforce of Courage.
    Link doesn't afraid of anything.

  8. Porecomesis on July 31st, 2013 1:03 am

    I hope he's not wearing the hover boots and there are no pits at the end.

  9. Pupsrus13 on July 31st, 2013 1:56 am

    OBJECTION! That isn't the Hero of Time, that's the Hero of Ages/Seasons!

    This comment has been brought to you by Continuity Hounds, Ltd.

  10. Alpar on July 31st, 2013 12:19 pm

    Pictured: Shawn = Link
    Everything else = Everyone trying to get him to update

  11. Vabolo on July 31st, 2013 12:22 pm

    This is basically the corridor that leads to his bathroom at this point.

    Also, good to see that I haven't missed much during my month-long absence. Well, here, at least. My Tumblr's a nightmare.

  12. TransPM on July 31st, 2013 12:37 pm

    Pffft, Luigi could probably get through that room without even moving. As he is known to do.

  13. TransPM on July 31st, 2013 12:38 pm

    It's hard to tell from the picture quality, but he's actually sleepwalking too.

  14. Rexxmech on July 31st, 2013 3:15 pm

    Yay an update!

    … OK see you guys in two weeks.

  15. MasterLuigi452 on July 31st, 2013 3:43 pm

    Smooth moves.

  16. Leo E. on July 31st, 2013 5:48 pm

    Footage of the cancelled third game, The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Apathy.

  17. Jimmy on August 1st, 2013 1:41 am

    Cool thing is that I took advantage of Nintendo's promotion and got both Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons for $10. Yay!!! Now I can play this game and get the references!!!

    Now I just have to find time to play those, Metroid II: Return of Samus, and the rest of the giant pile of games I'm getting later this year.

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