Unsurprisingly the game never took off, since you had to throw your copy of the game away and buy a new one every time you died.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2013 · 9:27 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (190 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
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Bungie, Cover Art, Drugs & Alcohol, Fashion Faux Pas, Halo, Microsoft, Obnoxious, Scumbag, Xbox 360

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53 Responses to “YOLO”

  1. Alpar on March 25th, 2013 9:56 am

    Shawn I don't think April Fails is for until another five days.

    Also obligatory Halo in mah Halolz joke.

  2. dude234543 on March 25th, 2013 10:05 am

    Halo? In mah Hal… Goddamnit. Beat me to it.

  3. Montablac on March 25th, 2013 10:17 am

    knowing shawn, this years april fools joke will be a news post about forums, a link to actual forums, but then suddenly, on april second,the'll be snatched away…

  4. Hyze on March 25th, 2013 10:20 am

    I dunno man, ever since Yolo: Beach, it feels like they've been copying that other popular game; Call of Booty, Modern Whorefare.

  5. Vabolo on March 25th, 2013 10:44 am

    So…Is the Covenant in this game a bunch of different christian churches trying to stop your partying ways?

  6. TomQuoVadis on March 25th, 2013 10:45 am

    It's nice that douchebags all wear the same stuff. It makes them easy to identify, and therefore easy to avoid.

  7. wolfpax181 on March 25th, 2013 10:52 am

    Pfft, poser douchebag. He doesn't have a single DC logo on him.

  8. Solar Boy Django on March 25th, 2013 11:08 am

    I've said it once I'll say it again Yolo: The unsophisticated version of Carpe Diem

  9. Uzumakiclan43 on March 25th, 2013 11:20 am

    I know how the over-sized sunglasses would work, since they sort of serve the purpose of defeating the natural functions of the two items just to make Chief look cooler, but how do you get tattoos to stay on the MJOLNIR for at least an hour? Does it work like applying a decal on a car- Chief slaps the tattoo on his arm, splashes water, or does he hover an Energy Sword over it for a few minutes, then, boom?

  10. Jimmy on March 25th, 2013 11:24 am

    YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos

    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TML-TrePizU/USE-Pn4TCDI/AAAAAAAARBo/UAHJPJvWE5A/s1600/photo+(1).JPG" length="400" width="400">

  11. Fhantinabox on March 25th, 2013 11:26 am

    Yeah I do. Now gimme.

  12. Combatbeaver on March 25th, 2013 11:28 am

    Or, you know…rename the site to YOLOLZ

  13. DrSexington on March 25th, 2013 11:44 am

    Hang on a minute…a Halo joke on a website named Halolz? I thought this was the kinda thing they wrote in books about ages past

  14. SirNumel on March 25th, 2013 12:31 pm

    You mean Dead or Alive?

  15. Leo E. on March 25th, 2013 12:44 pm

    It is a harbinger of the end times.

  16. Nick Soapdish on March 25th, 2013 1:05 pm

    Master Chief texting while driving a warthog #YOLO

  17. DrSexington on March 25th, 2013 1:26 pm

    Hold me

  18. Jimmy on March 25th, 2013 2:13 pm

    Hakuna Matata does it better.
    <img src="http://i.qkme.me/3or7i9.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

    Also, SWAG…on 9GAG

    <img src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6877428_700b_v2.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

    The lion king will always be one of my favorite movies.

  19. Solar Boy Django on March 25th, 2013 2:53 pm

    [youtube qQtmGcdSDAI rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    I dunno. Robin Williams portrays it pretty well.

  20. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 25th, 2013 3:09 pm

    So in other words the Christians can't let you do that? I feel like we should have a can't let you do that related post. I wonder who we could ask to star in that post……..

    On a side note, I just reached 90 E-Peen! Party time!

  21. VyseRogueKing on March 25th, 2013 3:13 pm

    No. I'm not wasting my 1000th comment on some yolo joke. I just won't let it happen…


  22. wolfpax181 on March 25th, 2013 4:11 pm

    You have proved yourself worthy of that top hat and monocle, good sir.

  23. wolfpax181 on March 25th, 2013 4:14 pm

    You only hit your thousandth post once! YOHYTPO!

    I wonder how many people are going to spend at least a minute trying to actually say that.

  24. HughbertReturns on March 25th, 2013 4:29 pm

    Recoil? What's that?

  25. penguindude42 on March 25th, 2013 4:38 pm

    Needs more snap bracelets and energy drink logos.

  26. BTSnoogans on March 25th, 2013 4:54 pm

    What the hell is a book?

  27. BTSnoogans on March 25th, 2013 4:57 pm

    It's what I do when someone uses the acronym, "YOLO".

  28. Sceptilianblade on March 25th, 2013 5:05 pm

    No. No, Shawn. You don't know what you're doing.
    You're better than this, Shawn.

  29. The Pualrus on March 25th, 2013 5:14 pm


  30. The Pualrus on March 25th, 2013 5:16 pm

    <img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/H/Halo Reach/Everything Else/Multiplayer Map Strategy Guide/Hemorrhage/hemorrhage_tankdefense--article_image.jpg" width="300" /img>

    "Man, custom games with only one life suck. Someone host a slayer match, dogg!"

  31. The Pualrus on March 25th, 2013 5:35 pm

    Popularity? You know who jumps on popularity? Bloggers that just repost gutter-trash phrases vomited up from the dredges of the internet.
    Professionals have standards.

    -- Be classy.
    -- Be nostalgic.
    -- Have a plan to subvert every meme you meet.

  32. Caelun_Niveus on March 25th, 2013 5:40 pm

    Yellow Oreos?


  33. Soul Eater 676 on March 25th, 2013 6:05 pm

    We are defiantly going backwards if we are using the Xbox.

    But I believe in her more:
    <img src="http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/064/3/0/contest_entry__yoko_by_waterfur-d4rnfjk.png&quot; width=300>

    You Only Kiss Once

  34. Alpar on March 25th, 2013 6:11 pm

    Those things that make you smarter on some scale.

  35. Combatbeaver on March 25th, 2013 6:31 pm

    <img src=http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/hmm-quite-jpg.37756/>

  36. Jimmy on March 25th, 2013 6:34 pm

    That's not all! They had candy corn flavored ones as well. They were pretty good too. Tasted kind of like the Anniversary Birthday Cake flavor…

    <img src="http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/2012/09/10/news/web_photos/oreos--525x550.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

  37. Combatbeaver on March 25th, 2013 6:38 pm

    You rang?

    <img src=http://jeremysale.zenfolio.com/img/s2/v1/p997548749-3.jpg>

  38. Prof. Luigi on March 25th, 2013 8:10 pm

    Have you ever tasted Dairy Queen Blizzard Oreos?
    I'm sure they were invented by God. They actually taste just like blizzard.

  39. Vabolo on March 25th, 2013 8:20 pm

    Does that mean you can have a Dairy Queen Blizzard Oreo Dairy Queen Blizzard? Kind of how you can have a Cake-flavoured ice cream ice cream cake?

  40. wolfpax181 on March 25th, 2013 8:46 pm
  41. MetroidJunkie on March 25th, 2013 8:47 pm

    <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49a8tQWIr1qmkluio1_500.png&quot; alt="YOLOMyAss width=" 480'="" height="350">

  42. Prof. Luigi on March 25th, 2013 9:10 pm

    No, It's just a bunch of Moms and Dads recently coming back from their vacation they went on.
    And a swat team.

  43. straYDoubter on March 25th, 2013 11:49 pm

    I prefer Phineas and Ferb myself.
    [youtube qBny9H8Yd2I rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  44. straYDoubter on March 25th, 2013 11:52 pm

    They taste like Error 37?

  45. Vabolo on March 26th, 2013 1:09 am

    If you think that's enough to warrant an Xzibit, I submit this:

    A cake-flavoured Dairy Queen Blizzard Oreo Dairy Queen Blizzard cake you must take to the Fairy Queen's wizard or he'll make his hairy green lizard wake a very mean snake.

  46. Vabolo on March 26th, 2013 1:11 am

    Also they increase your speechcraft and certain skills.

  47. Vabolo on March 26th, 2013 1:16 am

    If there's any doubt to the show's quality, I'LL LET THIS VIDEO SPEAK FOR IT
    [youtube uwGlL3hxaCY rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  48. DeceptiveDRHOBO on March 26th, 2013 1:17 am
  49. Vabolo on March 26th, 2013 1:19 am

    Welp, I don't know when I'll get to put this in the comments again, so while I'm still embedding videos:
    [youtube 7pSmhZFbCy0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  50. Porecomesis on March 26th, 2013 2:38 am

    I feel that this would be more appropriately applied to DayZ.

    I broke my funnybone a while ago. Sorry.

  51. Alpar on March 26th, 2013 6:41 am

    Oh hey you were that one childhood idol I had when I realized you were capable of blowing up planets.

    Then I found better people that never die.

  52. wolfpax181 on March 26th, 2013 5:09 pm
  53. DrSexington on March 28th, 2013 11:23 am

    Thank you

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