“That princess deserves her revenge, and the mushroom kingdom deserves to die.”
By SHAY LEI
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Categories: Artistic, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Movies, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Swordplay · Leave a comment (43 Comments) |
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I didn't like it as much as Shroom Fiction, but Quentin Bowserino has certainly made many respectable films.
what about m night shroomalan? he had some good movies, i liked the 6th castle. then he went downhill after lakitu in the water
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This is a pretty anticlimactic way to end two movies' worth of the gnarliest ass-kicking I've ever seen in my life.
While a good movie, I preferred Inglorious Plummers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00
You didn't think it'd be that easy did yo-
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Yeah. for a second there. I kinda did.
I lost all respect for Shroomalan after what he did to "The Last Lakitubender".
You guys ever played that Kill Bill game?
You know, Left 4 Dead: the Sacrifice?
I like the fire effects Michael Wart has… His movie "The Yoshi Island" was AWESOME!
So that's what Super Princess Peach would be like if I had invented the Fing Longer.
A man can dream, though. A man can dream.
Damnit Shawn, now I have to go watch the movie to fully understand the jokes
Yes, if I can't understand the joke, it isn't funny to me
Yes, yes I need to have it explained to me
No, no, no don't you even think about linking that particular TvTropes article young man
I'm sorry, what'd you say?
Don't even remind me of him, he's proof that koopawood is going downhill
Reservoir Koopas, I believe, is one of his best works.
HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahaha…
….that's not funny ;_;
Peach has a bit of a man face going on there. Guess she's finally turning into one after Mario had to save her all those times.
I'm pretty sure simply knowing that the movie exists is enough to fully understand the joke. It' actually requires more knowledge of Mario (knowing that the name of these guys is Bullet Bill), than knowledge of the movie.
Oh well… at least, you'll be able to cross off watching it from the "things I will eventually have to do one day" list.
Guys, we already have a Mario movie!
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ohgodpleasedon'tkillme
I don't get it. All I see is a giant blank image that seems to reassure me that the world is a bright and happy place without a terrible, terrible movie.
That or Inglorious Bowsers
Bullet Bill appears! However, Peach was floating above his spawn point for this opportunity so she then drops down and knocks him out in one hit.
Makes you wonder what the sword was for.
sword for all the goombas and koopas bullet bill hired to kill peach
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Next up on halolz, "The girl with the Sheikian Tattoo"
We don't speak of such evils…
Is it funny or is it sad?
What do you think Bill? Maybe BOTH? hahahaha
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Oh… that's right….never mind.
Yeah, I'll stick with the classics. Like The Hunt for Red Switch Palace starring Shroob Connery.
But, but…. I always play Bill…
Thank you for complying. (Wrong link, buddy.)
I was gonna correct you on "Plummers", but then I remembered they spell it "Basterds".
You're off the hook for now.
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Oh, you mean this one?
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I guess Chris Redfield won't be need for approval
Yes, I meant that one, but more importantly, that other guy meant that one.
and exactly how is there no porn for this?
*slaps dope*
Don't. Tempt. Fate. Or Zoe.
Is nobody going to talk about Chompo Unchained? Instant classic!
That movie was great!
…when I was like 10.
Thankfully all I can remember is giant dancing guys with mushroom heads that later rode down a frozen vent pipe on a mattress.
FOOLS.
Every time you invite Zoe with your perverse sexual lust for pornographic imagery, she'll pull a monkey paw deal on you.
Remember last time, with the Oak/Misty thing she posted? If you ask for some application of the thirty-fourth rule to this image, she surely won't try to appease your hormone-soaked eyes with what you seek, but rather she'll find some horrifyingly-detailed and well-executed digital drawing of Bullet Bill busting a blushing bishounen Bowser's behind.
THINK BEFORE SUMMONING HER WITH YOUR DARK DESIRES.
I really don't get all the flack this movie got; I've been avoiding it for the last forever, but one fateful night last summer, at a party with friends, we (they) decided to watch it, against (my) better judgement.
Let me tell you, it enters the realm of so bad it's bad it's hilarious.
If it weren't for my fear of permanent brain damage, I'd organize a Super Mario Bros. Movie night every year.
Oddly specific vision of what she'll do…
I dunno does anyone even react to her posts these days?
They do if the porn artist in question sucks at drawing. Or were you not there at the aforementioned Misty/Oak piece here?
Remember Tikal/my waifu? Yeah…