“That princess deserves her revenge, and the mushroom kingdom deserves to die.”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 28, 2013 · 10:18 AM 
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Artistic, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Movies, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Swordplay

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43 Responses to “KILL BULLET BILL”

  1. Dimomarg on January 28th, 2013 10:34 am

    I didn't like it as much as Shroom Fiction, but Quentin Bowserino has certainly made many respectable films.

  2. MasqueNoMercy on January 28th, 2013 10:46 am

    what about m night shroomalan? he had some good movies, i liked the 6th castle. then he went downhill after lakitu in the water

  3. straYDoubter on January 28th, 2013 11:09 am

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    This is a pretty anticlimactic way to end two movies' worth of the gnarliest ass-kicking I've ever seen in my life.

  4. Arch_Evil_Angel on January 28th, 2013 1:10 pm

    While a good movie, I preferred Inglorious Plummers.

  5. ibbolia on January 28th, 2013 1:15 pm

    You didn't think it'd be that easy did yo-
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    Yeah. for a second there. I kinda did.

  6. ibbolia on January 28th, 2013 1:16 pm

    I lost all respect for Shroomalan after what he did to "The Last Lakitubender".

  7. Nick Soapdish on January 28th, 2013 1:17 pm

    You guys ever played that Kill Bill game?

    You know, Left 4 Dead: the Sacrifice?

  8. Fhantinabox on January 28th, 2013 2:03 pm

    I like the fire effects Michael Wart has… His movie "The Yoshi Island" was AWESOME!

  9. SaintRCat on January 28th, 2013 2:11 pm

    So that's what Super Princess Peach would be like if I had invented the Fing Longer.

    A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

  10. HughbertReturns on January 28th, 2013 2:40 pm

    Damnit Shawn, now I have to go watch the movie to fully understand the jokes
    Yes, if I can't understand the joke, it isn't funny to me
    Yes, yes I need to have it explained to me
    No, no, no don't you even think about linking that particular TvTropes article young man

  11. Sceptilianblade on January 28th, 2013 2:46 pm
  12. Dimomarg on January 28th, 2013 3:24 pm

    Don't even remind me of him, he's proof that koopawood is going downhill

  13. TheRealKirby on January 28th, 2013 3:45 pm

    Reservoir Koopas, I believe, is one of his best works.

  14. Alpar on January 28th, 2013 3:53 pm



    ….that's not funny ;_;

  15. Alpar on January 28th, 2013 3:55 pm

    Peach has a bit of a man face going on there. Guess she's finally turning into one after Mario had to save her all those times.

  16. Arkalidor on January 28th, 2013 4:15 pm

    I'm pretty sure simply knowing that the movie exists is enough to fully understand the joke. It' actually requires more knowledge of Mario (knowing that the name of these guys is Bullet Bill), than knowledge of the movie.

    Oh well… at least, you'll be able to cross off watching it from the "things I will eventually have to do one day" list.

  17. SpectralSheep on January 28th, 2013 4:19 pm

    Guys, we already have a Mario movie!

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  18. Arch_Evil_Angel on January 28th, 2013 4:55 pm

    I don't get it. All I see is a giant blank image that seems to reassure me that the world is a bright and happy place without a terrible, terrible movie.

  19. MC Ninja on January 28th, 2013 5:13 pm

    That or Inglorious Bowsers

  20. Porecomesis on January 28th, 2013 5:50 pm

    Bullet Bill appears! However, Peach was floating above his spawn point for this opportunity so she then drops down and knocks him out in one hit.

    Makes you wonder what the sword was for.

  21. Restam111 on January 28th, 2013 6:29 pm

    sword for all the goombas and koopas bullet bill hired to kill peach

  22. SirNumel on January 28th, 2013 6:43 pm
  23. Earl the Lemon on January 28th, 2013 8:23 pm

    Next up on halolz, "The girl with the Sheikian Tattoo"

  24. Jimmy on January 28th, 2013 10:16 pm

    We don't speak of such evils…

  25. Nick Soapdish on January 29th, 2013 1:49 am

    Is it funny or is it sad?
    What do you think Bill? Maybe BOTH? hahahaha

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    Oh… that's right….never mind.

  26. BTSnoogans on January 29th, 2013 3:39 am

    Yeah, I'll stick with the classics. Like The Hunt for Red Switch Palace starring Shroob Connery.

  27. Ryu Bonkosi on January 29th, 2013 4:53 am

    But, but…. I always play Bill…

  28. straYDoubter on January 29th, 2013 9:27 am

    Thank you for complying. (Wrong link, buddy.)

  29. Vabolo on January 29th, 2013 10:22 am

    I was gonna correct you on "Plummers", but then I remembered they spell it "Basterds".

    You're off the hook for now.

  30. Vabolo on January 29th, 2013 10:27 am
  31. Sceptilianblade on January 29th, 2013 11:10 am
  32. Oddwan on January 29th, 2013 2:24 pm
  33. Earl the Lemon on January 29th, 2013 5:19 pm

    I guess Chris Redfield won't be need for approval

  34. straYDoubter on January 29th, 2013 8:57 pm

    Yes, I meant that one, but more importantly, that other guy meant that one.

  35. dope92 on January 29th, 2013 11:48 pm

    and exactly how is there no porn for this?

  36. Sceptilianblade on January 30th, 2013 12:53 am

    *slaps dope*
    Don't. Tempt. Fate. Or Zoe.

  37. cy85 on January 30th, 2013 1:25 am

    Is nobody going to talk about Chompo Unchained? Instant classic!

  38. wolfpax181 on January 30th, 2013 9:59 am

    That movie was great!

    …when I was like 10.

    Thankfully all I can remember is giant dancing guys with mushroom heads that later rode down a frozen vent pipe on a mattress.

  39. Vabolo on January 30th, 2013 10:22 am


    Every time you invite Zoe with your perverse sexual lust for pornographic imagery, she'll pull a monkey paw deal on you.

    Remember last time, with the Oak/Misty thing she posted? If you ask for some application of the thirty-fourth rule to this image, she surely won't try to appease your hormone-soaked eyes with what you seek, but rather she'll find some horrifyingly-detailed and well-executed digital drawing of Bullet Bill busting a blushing bishounen Bowser's behind.


  40. Vabolo on January 30th, 2013 10:27 am

    I really don't get all the flack this movie got; I've been avoiding it for the last forever, but one fateful night last summer, at a party with friends, we (they) decided to watch it, against (my) better judgement.

    Let me tell you, it enters the realm of so bad it's bad it's hilarious.

    If it weren't for my fear of permanent brain damage, I'd organize a Super Mario Bros. Movie night every year.

  41. SpectralSheep on January 30th, 2013 7:26 pm

    Oddly specific vision of what she'll do…

    I dunno does anyone even react to her posts these days?

  42. straYDoubter on January 30th, 2013 9:42 pm

    They do if the porn artist in question sucks at drawing. Or were you not there at the aforementioned Misty/Oak piece here?

  43. Sceptilianblade on January 31st, 2013 1:23 am

    Remember Tikal/my waifu? Yeah…

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