Nintendo Happy Holidays!

Secret santa in the Nintendo universe certainly keeps things interesting!
By Ken Wong

Sorry for being AWOL for so long! I hate to admit that a lot of my attention has been on Level Up Studios these days… and obviously the month of December is a crazy one for an up-and-coming online video game merchandise retailer!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2013 · 3:08 PM 
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Artistic, Christmas, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, Holidays, Metroid, Nintendo, Off Duty, Power-Ups, Secret Items, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda

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113 Responses to “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

  1. Ryu Bonkosi on January 3rd, 2013 3:22 pm

    Wow… Samus is a dick.

  2. BraveSirJimOfLawl on January 3rd, 2013 3:24 pm

    Yay! Shawn's not dead!

  3. UndeadLex on January 3rd, 2013 3:54 pm

    So, should we expect a New Year's post sometime after Valentine's Day?

  4. Psycroc on January 3rd, 2013 3:57 pm


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  5. Alpar on January 3rd, 2013 3:58 pm

    We forgive you Shawn.

    We understand how much more important profit is to you than your own children.

    (No jk, you making money legitimately is an excuse.)

  6. Vabolo on January 3rd, 2013 5:44 pm

    Boy, I'm sure glad that Link's secret santa wasn't Ganondorf.

  7. SpectralSheep on January 3rd, 2013 6:34 pm

    I would say that Samus giving Mario a deadly space monster was in poor taste, but Mario gave Link drugs. That's just not right.

  8. MetroidJunkie on January 3rd, 2013 7:35 pm

    Damnit, Link. We agreed to a $20 limit. Giving away the triforce like a show off.

  9. TheShiroyasha on January 3rd, 2013 8:59 pm

    Ha-ha I've decided to finally join the site! I have been around as a shadow for years but since its a new year and all In taking my chances and joining.

    Hm now to post something clever for I can seal the deal

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  10. Porecomesis on January 3rd, 2013 10:18 pm

    Well, I don't really have any witty comments to say. However, Alpar, I did get a Christmas present for you.

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    I hope you enjoy them. Merry late Christmas.

  11. VyseRogueKing on January 3rd, 2013 11:06 pm

    So you gave an item that can grant any wish to the one person who has single-handedly made a nigh indestructible species extinct, destroying entire planets in the process as well as being raised by Chozo, infected with the x parasite then injected and mutated with a vaccine created through metroid dna, as well as suffering through extreme phazon poisoning which, even though it was reversed before the unspeakable happens, has a habit of causing grotesque body mutation as well as mental deterioration?

    Good job, Link. No, seriously. Nothing could ever go wrong with that. She seems mentally sound enough to handle Absolute Power.

  12. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 3rd, 2013 11:26 pm

    Shawn, you and I both know that your workdays consist solely of you stalking my Facebook page for no reason.

  13. MasterLuigi452 on January 4th, 2013 2:25 am

    We understand Shawn.
    Just don't leave us hanging too long.
    Hope you had a wonderful holiday.

  14. HughbertReturns on January 4th, 2013 7:06 am

    [youtube wQKKj_qeOBQ rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    A new email address sorted out that fiasco alright,

  15. Uzumakiclan43 on January 4th, 2013 1:28 pm

    Hey! Shawn's Back!

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    And it's not a belated holiday post. It's a post celebrating the Festivus for the rest of us.

  16. TheShiroyasha on January 4th, 2013 1:37 pm

    HI everyone I've decided to join Halolz! I've been a shadow for years now. But as of 2013 I'm joining the party!

  17. PortalMan on January 4th, 2013 10:09 pm

    I'm assuming the Metroid was suppose to be one of those "horribly painful" prank gifts?

  18. ChaoticButerfly on January 5th, 2013 5:37 am

    Surprise head sex!

  19. Master_Xehanort on January 6th, 2013 4:06 pm

    Kill it. Kill it with the Ice Beam-Missile Combo.

  20. Jimmy on January 7th, 2013 5:24 pm

    Shawn is leaving us dry on the "new submissions" part of the site…again…

    My internet has been down for the past few days and I am currently on my laptop at my local library. (I'll get it back up & running in a few days so don't worry folks) I popped on here HOPING that there'd be some cool new post we could all make puns about, but NOPE.avi

    SHAWN, I AM SO MUCH DISAPPOINT IT HURTS. Y U NO DO ANYTHING? Poor Trunks practically owns this site now…

    On the plus side, I've been reading a book. YES. A BOOK. Eragon at the moment. I'm liking it and I just beat the campaign of Black Ops II. I didn't get the "Perfect Ending" but I got the second best one. I can live with that. It was actually a fun game to play too in terms of the storyline and choices you make. Well, I'm off. Back online hopefully by the end of this week. Ciao!

  21. The Pualrus on January 8th, 2013 4:55 pm

    In other news: New Pokémon.

    I'll be honest: I haven't really learned them all from Gen V yet, and now this. Not sure what I make of it.

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