It’s the most wonderful time of they year! No, not the time with picturesque snowfalls and gift giving… it’s the time of year for shooting angry wizards with rocket launchers and fighting off bomb carrying waves of zombies! Yes it’s Halloween event time in TF2, and Gentleman Heavy’s servers are all set for your wizard wrangling/zombie burning needs!
Halolz Steam Group Page (Latest Server Info is Always Here!)
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/halolz
Gentleman Heavy’s Fancy Fedora Facebook Page (New Info/Updates Get Posted Here!)
http://www.facebook.com/GentlemanHeavy
Details on the Scream Fortress 2012 Event!
http://www.teamfortress.com/blizzbobarrabas
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 28, 2012 · 3:38 AM
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Categories: Games, Gentlemen, Halloween, Holidays, PC, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Zombies · Leave a comment (51 Comments) |
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Gentlemen….
I don't believe in voodoo, but this made me see the light.
Also, HAPPY HALOLZWEEN!
The information is always there, and will stay there for over half a year until shawn remembers to feed its baby server :3
So has anyone here got their hands on the fat fairy costume yet?
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I know i want to!
I must warn you all of the dreads of Wave 666. It is, frankly, literally impossible.
My team was granted a full $30,000 from the start instead of $4,000 via admin, but only then did the fight seem manageable. With the trembling forces of constant-Crocket Soldiers, giant Heavy-Medic pairs (with constant crits), a crowd of Giant Charged Soldiers each escorted with an Uber Medic, 9 tanks that perform their role during any already pressing assault by crit-Scouts… It went on, and it wasn't pretty.
We ended up getting to the end, but the $30k's "protection" has left me with a looming feeling of emptiness. I want to face up to that challenge, but it only leaves gravely regret. Gentlemen, heed my words. For your sense of being, don't subject yourself to the horrors that is Wave 666. Stay where it's safe, like in the Spooktacular Scareatorium.
Best costume? Definitely heavy.
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Unfortunately, the wand didn't get in. But still, what an awesome costume.
Team Fortress 2 zombies? Luckily, I've prepared for just such an occasion.
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Please, no bronie notice that.
Gentlebrains?
dont worry, what he says is true when you fighting a wave of zombies and an angry wizard, friendship will only get you killed
Are ready a big war on youtube about it, dont need one here.
/conversation
911 wont help you either.
I really love how Valve changed the gift system this year.
Now everyone can grab the gift fair and square.
No more useless gift hogging Scouts from now on.
It's actually not impossible. The first half of the wave is the hardest, because all the giant robots come first. I got as far as when four tanks enter the area and there are literally hundreds of spies, and even though we had two pyros the spies kept raping us. The third tank we weren't able to destroy. If we had been able to get past that point I'm sure we would've won because there weren't any giant bots left. And this was without 30,000 starting, just the regular 4000. A tip is to upgrade after each death, and focus on resistances instead of weapon upgrades at the beginning.
Ah, but that's where they get you. Even after the giants, you're still forced to fight swarms of every offensive class in the game with constant crits. Even as a Heavy with maximum resistances and overheal for every zombie I kill, I still found it very hard to get in there without being blown up seconds later. Bullet hell of crockets and what have you. And then there's still crit bowmen, crit demomen, crit scouts, crit pyros, and of course, a final rush of crit Heavy-Medics with uber.
Honestly, the Nightmare difficulty isn't named so to be in the Halloween spirit. It's because the difficulty truly is a nightmare.
Unless you all go sniper and shoot him in the head.
Then you get free shit.
So it happens after merasmus dies, or a random spawn?
Would be nice if people would CO OP ER ATE against merasmus.
I haven't played the Halolz server yet, but people don't want to work together it seems.
Oh, hey spy. Since when did you join red team?
Who said he joined the red team?
Notice what? All I hear is dead air for about 3 seconds.
I went on and was instantly bugged by everyone (as an admin of the server) to ban those who were killing others. Everyone was sitting around doing nothing waiting for the wizard to spawn so they could grind, even though fighting in between didn't actually hinder his spawning.
So I put it to a vote, and they voted no killing. So I went about kicking those who broke this temporary rule, but at the same time, I asked why we weren't killing. It didn't make sense to me. I was called a "fucking retard" for thinking this, even though no information was given to why, AND even though I was doing as was voted for.
Do you guys seriously wonder WHY I left TF2?
Well,
I haven't commented here on a while now, probably to do with this TEMPORAL WARP THROUGH SPACE AND TIME that meant I suddenly missed a buttload of posts and comments in the space of a day or so and my unwillingness to contribute as a result from generally poor and unimaginative comment ideas.
BUT I HAVE RETURNED
First order of business, them zombies still have robot noises.
Technically, they are robot zombies.
Therefore this mea-NEEEECROOOOOONS!
PLOT TWIST
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And that was his last mistake.
IT IS THE CRIT-BOOSTENING.
They didn't even bother to change the voices?
Dangit valve.
Random spawn.
I'm afraid you'll find my cerebrum to be soaked in a foul, acidic mixture that will likely corrode the insides of your buccal cavity, and the rest of the remnants of your gastrointestinal tract.
I've been in the Youtube comments today.
I love how we're breathing life into that server for a little while.
It's like the Frankenstein's monster of TF2 servers.
on the picture, heavy should be missing a rib… or it did grew back
I poked my head in there for a few minutes, noticed no one was playing the game, and went back to frolic in the brony servers.
Don'tcha just feel the Halolzian love?
come on valve,you could even had used the pan holding hand.
Good boy.
I think you posted that song just to grab my attention.
But I think this is more suitable for the occasion
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This has been very fun, got some nice zombie souls and a few neat costume pieces. I appreciate the efforts of everyone who allows these servers to be run.
THE PYRO'S MASK COMES OFF THIS HALLOWEEN!
Holy hell….
This Fairy won't wait for your teeth to fall out.
He has a skull! Pyro confirmed for human!
Let us bask in this stunning revelation!
So how 'bout dat Halolzween pumpkin carving contest?
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I take it he had no more money during Poker Night at the Inventory, and he lost the last round?
Shit, I thought it would be the living embodiment of fire.
No, they don't.
We can't tell, but in that second panel Spy is actually overcome with joy that someone finally appreciates one of his disguises.
That, or he realizes that he left the oven on.
Both, he was in the oven.
No no, look at the comments, it's a running joke in the Alfa Legion (have fun looking that up)
No reason it can't be both.
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Must…resist…urge….to….make….holocaust….joke!
QUICK MAKE A HANSEL AND GRETEL REFERENCE!
Nice image, bro.