True gentlemen speak softly, and carry a big arsenal.
Part of a Ratchet & Clank 10th Anniversary poster series by Aled Lewis
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2012 · 2:19 AM
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Dese boyz is good, but dey still dont have enuff dakka.
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Zombies always seem to overpower you with there numbers
What about Worms? Those games had a lot of guns, right?
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…Yeah.
Some times, you just need a little less gun.
But that don't mean you don't WANT more gun.
Damn, i remember these games, shame i never obtained a PS3, so i wasnt able to get any of the games past deadlocked, or was it up your arsenal? going cammando? whichever was the last one on the PS2…
R.Y.N.O. Generation 1, THAT is Dakka.
God damn I have so many good memories with ALL of those weapons on that wall. So much Dakka, so little time.
Ah the most dangerous of the entire arsenal….. the Mirror Ball[youtube sZdkhxTALxc rel="nofollow"> youtube]
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RYNO4EVER was the best RYNO. And Deadlocked/Gladiator was the last on the PS2 I think. And don't feel sad about missing out on the new ones, they weren't nearly as good as the first 3.
The best part about these games (guns excluded), is that the hard mode was FUCKING HARD.
It actually challenged you.
Forever one of my favorite game franchises.
Steady your trigger fingers, it's time for some hardcore gun porn.
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How am I gonna stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer…is a gun.
And if that don't work, use more gun.
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That must be why Ratchet throws away all his guns at the start of the next game.
But then you get to another planet and there's more time!
BUT THEN THERE IS MORE DAKKA FOR SALE!
It's a gentleman's conundrum.
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Their forces out-number us 3:1? Then it is an even fight.
He's not throwing them away. He's hiding them so that the developers are forced to make more guns.
And suddenly the Han Solo dance routine makes so much sense.
More like a bunch of random items with high-chance explosiveness.
but when there all gone.
he goes for the wrench.
can't beat the classics RIGHT MORGAN?
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Enough dakka:
"You must create a weapon that can hit every point in space and time in the multiverse… with bullets that are each composed of every point in space and time in the multiverse… at point blank range to every point in space and time in the multiverse… And to clarify, the term "multiverse" includes: all alternate realities, parallel realities, perpendicular realities, potential realities, imagined realities, unimagined realities, inconceivable realities, and impossible realities. So you need a gun that shoots at everything, with everything, when next to everything. Now… how can we achieve *dramatic chord* too much dakka?"
You say that like it's a bad thing.
America, Fuck Yeah! Comin' again to save the mother fuckin' day yeah!
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I think the Demoman would agree except replace gunned with outsworded… is that a word? It is now because Cave Johnson AND Saxton Hale said so! Done deal!
Replace that screen shot with World Party and you get your point straight.
Not that it's just the two of them.
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ALL the missiles? 8C
I'm pretty sure Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann already achieved that amount of dakka, surprisingly. Sure sucks that they shot into every possible reality only once.
Morgan Freeman? Didn't know he narrated half-life. I was too busy listening to the musings of Gordon.
All ships, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!
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PFT. I would just have the "All The Missiles" button. JUST. ONE. BUTTON.
It's all you need.
Also, Megas XLR was a badass show.
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Huh…
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True warriors use Frying Pans not swords.
MmmMMMMMMHHHMMHHHHMMMHHH-wait, you aren't Zoe.
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I don't see anything…what is it?
Crap…I sometimes really despise image hosting sites cause they don't always allow you to embed an image properly…they need to get smacked across the face with a frying pan…
I had to work around this but this image was suppose to be my "two cents" if you will…
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I believe everything would be better if it had Captian Quark in it. Or, it can be a million times worse.
Excuse me, but Bazillion got Bazillioner in Borderlands 2
Oh please,
Caberknighting is the way to go.
That's an inaccurate representation. There's not enough neckbeard nor fat on the woman.
Coop had a button for literally every situation.
He knew that if he made a "defeat the Glorft" button early, all his paychecks for chili dogs would stop coming in.
This provides a plausible explanation why everyone in videogames more or less starts out with nothing despite getting everything in their last game.
Damn, you beat me to the punch.
I cannot upvote a Megas XLR reference more than once? :<
Who?
Zoe? Frequenting Halolz often, posts odd, often unnecessary and always inappropriate porn here? Flirts with Jimmy?
You've got some unusual tastes there Alpar…
You can have weird tastes when it comes to pointing out stereotypes?
Also, who puts an egg on a hamburger?
and 90% f those are shotguns with scopes, and snipers without them…
those kind of guns dont count.
in fact, throw the pistols with 6x zoom under the "not counting" list too.
that leaves what? 5 valid guns in the whole game…
i do, well… it depends on the burger.
speaking of badass, anyone know where i can obtain dvds or at least watch the series?
netflix is mean and doesnt have it,
Still more guns than anything. If you count both instances, there's way more.
Guns are guns, regardless of what they have or lack. Buffalo without scope? No problem, it packs a huge punch and isn't that hard to aim.
Also, I'm disappointed at Halolz's commenters for downvotings a comment that speaks of Borderlands 2.