ALWAYS OUTNUMBERED, NEVER OUTGUNNED

True gentlemen speak softly, and carry a big arsenal.
Part of a Ratchet & Clank 10th Anniversary poster series by Aled Lewis

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2012 · 2:19 AM 
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Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Chillaxin', Gentlemen, Heavy Weapons, Insomniac Games, Off Duty, Ratchet & Clank

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58 Responses to “Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned”

  1. Xenomorph42Q on October 26th, 2012 1:34 am

    Dese boyz is good, but dey still dont have enuff dakka.

  2. Armetron on October 26th, 2012 2:26 am

    <img src="http://www.clevescene.com/binary/292e/1304712010-lots-o-guns.jpg"&gt;

    Zombies always seem to overpower you with there numbers

  3. Newt on October 26th, 2012 2:30 am

    What about Worms? Those games had a lot of guns, right?
    <img src="http://www.team17.com/images/screenshots/wormsbattlepack/images/screenshot5.jpg&quot; width="460">
    …Yeah.

  4. Kbman on October 26th, 2012 2:34 am

    Some times, you just need a little less gun.
    But that don't mean you don't WANT more gun.

  5. Xenrek on October 26th, 2012 2:43 am

    Damn, i remember these games, shame i never obtained a PS3, so i wasnt able to get any of the games past deadlocked, or was it up your arsenal? going cammando? whichever was the last one on the PS2…

    R.Y.N.O. Generation 1, THAT is Dakka.

  6. Ryu Bonkosi on October 26th, 2012 2:49 am

    God damn I have so many good memories with ALL of those weapons on that wall. So much Dakka, so little time.

  7. blargenth on October 26th, 2012 3:48 am

    Ah the most dangerous of the entire arsenal….. the Mirror Ball[youtube sZdkhxTALxc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  8. GanjalfTheGreen on October 26th, 2012 4:02 am
  9. Juggernaut470 on October 26th, 2012 4:40 am

    RYNO4EVER was the best RYNO. And Deadlocked/Gladiator was the last on the PS2 I think. And don't feel sad about missing out on the new ones, they weren't nearly as good as the first 3.

  10. Cloak on October 26th, 2012 4:53 am

    The best part about these games (guns excluded), is that the hard mode was FUCKING HARD.
    It actually challenged you.
    Forever one of my favorite game franchises.

  11. MetroidJunkie on October 26th, 2012 5:26 am

    Steady your trigger fingers, it's time for some hardcore gun porn.

    [youtube lV4t7DdFlK8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  12. Gameboi834 on October 26th, 2012 5:27 am

    How am I gonna stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
    The answer…is a gun.

    And if that don't work, use more gun.

  13. Jimmy on October 26th, 2012 6:11 am
  14. Zortsport on October 26th, 2012 7:12 am

    That must be why Ratchet throws away all his guns at the start of the next game.

  15. The Pualrus on October 26th, 2012 10:02 am

    But then you get to another planet and there's more time!
    BUT THEN THERE IS MORE DAKKA FOR SALE!

    It's a gentleman's conundrum.

  16. CFW spplmj on October 26th, 2012 10:19 am
  17. ibbolia on October 26th, 2012 11:26 am

    Their forces out-number us 3:1? Then it is an even fight.

  18. ibbolia on October 26th, 2012 11:27 am

    He's not throwing them away. He's hiding them so that the developers are forced to make more guns.

  19. ibbolia on October 26th, 2012 11:28 am

    And suddenly the Han Solo dance routine makes so much sense.

  20. Funkalicous on October 26th, 2012 11:50 am

    More like a bunch of random items with high-chance explosiveness.

  21. dope92 on October 26th, 2012 11:54 am

    but when there all gone.

    he goes for the wrench.

    can't beat the classics RIGHT MORGAN?

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeYWdZ-PMgfpPMnoi98KXtbqO5_X0hxGxVMimaXK97-M5r5XlHVA"&gt;

  22. Armetron on October 26th, 2012 12:12 pm

    Enough dakka:
    "You must create a weapon that can hit every point in space and time in the multiverse… with bullets that are each composed of every point in space and time in the multiverse… at point blank range to every point in space and time in the multiverse… And to clarify, the term "multiverse" includes: all alternate realities, parallel realities, perpendicular realities, potential realities, imagined realities, unimagined realities, inconceivable realities, and impossible realities. So you need a gun that shoots at everything, with everything, when next to everything. Now… how can we achieve *dramatic chord* too much dakka?"

  23. cyberguy64 on October 26th, 2012 12:43 pm

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

  24. Ryu Bonkosi on October 26th, 2012 1:19 pm

    America, Fuck Yeah! Comin' again to save the mother fuckin' day yeah!

  25. Solar Boy Django on October 26th, 2012 1:21 pm

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-demoman-demopan-swords.jpg&quot; /img>
    I think the Demoman would agree except replace gunned with outsworded… is that a word? It is now because Cave Johnson AND Saxton Hale said so! Done deal!

  26. MasterLuigi452 on October 26th, 2012 1:23 pm

    Replace that screen shot with World Party and you get your point straight.

  27. KZN02 on October 26th, 2012 2:14 pm

    Not that it's just the two of them.

    <img src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100214041331/ratchet/images/a/a2/Mr.Zurkon.jpg>

  28. WheelMan1337 on October 26th, 2012 3:09 pm

    ALL the missiles? 8C

  29. VyseRogueKing on October 26th, 2012 3:10 pm

    I'm pretty sure Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann already achieved that amount of dakka, surprisingly. Sure sucks that they shot into every possible reality only once.

  30. VyseRogueKing on October 26th, 2012 3:15 pm

    Morgan Freeman? Didn't know he narrated half-life. I was too busy listening to the musings of Gordon.

  31. BraveSirJimOfLawl on October 26th, 2012 3:48 pm

    All ships, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!

  32. ibbolia on October 26th, 2012 5:11 pm
  33. Jimmy on October 26th, 2012 5:13 pm

    PFT. I would just have the "All The Missiles" button. JUST. ONE. BUTTON.

    It's all you need.
    Also, Megas XLR was a badass show.

  34. Jimmy on October 26th, 2012 5:14 pm

    [youtube 4OnDizZ7UT0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    Huh…

  35. Jimmy on October 26th, 2012 5:21 pm
  36. MasterLuigi452 on October 26th, 2012 6:01 pm

    True warriors use Frying Pans not swords.

  37. ibbolia on October 26th, 2012 7:40 pm

    MmmMMMMMMHHHMMHHHHMMMHHH-wait, you aren't Zoe.

  38. Jimmy on October 26th, 2012 7:40 pm
  39. ibbolia on October 26th, 2012 7:52 pm

    I don't see anything…what is it?

  40. Jimmy on October 26th, 2012 9:28 pm

    Crap…I sometimes really despise image hosting sites cause they don't always allow you to embed an image properly…they need to get smacked across the face with a frying pan…

    I had to work around this but this image was suppose to be my "two cents" if you will…

    <img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/579400_4630650291853_451937858_n.jpg"&gt;

  41. PortalMan on October 27th, 2012 12:00 am

    I believe everything would be better if it had Captian Quark in it. Or, it can be a million times worse.

  42. Tsukiyomaru0 on October 27th, 2012 9:57 am

    Excuse me, but Bazillion got Bazillioner in Borderlands 2

  43. Prof. Luigi on October 27th, 2012 11:01 am

    Oh please,
    Caberknighting is the way to go.

  44. Alpar on October 27th, 2012 12:21 pm

    That's an inaccurate representation. There's not enough neckbeard nor fat on the woman.

  45. Alpar on October 27th, 2012 12:22 pm

    Coop had a button for literally every situation.

    He knew that if he made a "defeat the Glorft" button early, all his paychecks for chili dogs would stop coming in.

  46. Alpar on October 27th, 2012 12:23 pm

    This provides a plausible explanation why everyone in videogames more or less starts out with nothing despite getting everything in their last game.

  47. Nightmarekiba on October 28th, 2012 1:17 am

    Damn, you beat me to the punch.

  48. bart95 on October 28th, 2012 7:48 am

    I cannot upvote a Megas XLR reference more than once? :<

  49. MetroidJunkie on October 28th, 2012 11:51 am

    Who?

  50. ibbolia on October 28th, 2012 3:15 pm

    Zoe? Frequenting Halolz often, posts odd, often unnecessary and always inappropriate porn here? Flirts with Jimmy?

  51. Jimmy on October 28th, 2012 8:30 pm

    You've got some unusual tastes there Alpar…

  52. Alpar on October 29th, 2012 1:34 pm

    You can have weird tastes when it comes to pointing out stereotypes?

  53. GazzyW007 on November 6th, 2012 2:31 am

    Also, who puts an egg on a hamburger?

  54. Xenrek on November 14th, 2012 2:11 pm

    and 90% f those are shotguns with scopes, and snipers without them…

    those kind of guns dont count.

    in fact, throw the pistols with 6x zoom under the "not counting" list too.

    that leaves what? 5 valid guns in the whole game…

  55. Xenrek on November 14th, 2012 2:12 pm

    i do, well… it depends on the burger.

  56. Xenrek on November 14th, 2012 2:13 pm

    speaking of badass, anyone know where i can obtain dvds or at least watch the series?

    netflix is mean and doesnt have it,

  57. Tsukiyomaru0 on November 15th, 2012 12:59 pm

    Still more guns than anything. If you count both instances, there's way more.
    Guns are guns, regardless of what they have or lack. Buffalo without scope? No problem, it packs a huge punch and isn't that hard to aim.

    Also, I'm disappointed at Halolz's commenters for downvotings a comment that speaks of Borderlands 2.

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