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I've lost control of her, Commander!

Shepard! We seem to be caught in some sort of gravitational vortex!

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I’ve lost control of her, Commander!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2012 · 3:36 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (656 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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82 Responses to “I’ve lost control of her, Commander!”

  1. UndeadLex on October 22nd, 2012 3:42 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/7U2Ap.jpg"&gt;

  2. Newt on October 22nd, 2012 3:44 pm

    Only one solution:
    <img src="http://defaultprime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/do-a-barrel-roll.jpg"&gt;

  3. Wetmang on October 22nd, 2012 3:59 pm

    Back and forth, back and forth…wiggle wiggle…

  4. KZN02 on October 22nd, 2012 3:59 pm

    [youtube PGNiXGX2nLU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  5. Cloak on October 22nd, 2012 4:07 pm

    I whip my crew back and forth

  6. Ice_Cold_Water on October 22nd, 2012 4:11 pm

    That doesn't look like it's going to end well…

  7. ibbolia on October 22nd, 2012 4:11 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QLdCn.gif"&gt;
    Relevant?

  8. k3man on October 22nd, 2012 4:14 pm

    And then garrus calibrated everything he could get his 3 fingers on for the rest of the mission.

  9. Oddwan on October 22nd, 2012 4:16 pm

    Don't you know? It's the best way towards freedom![youtube JSpSkWPBx6M rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  10. Bobomberman on October 22nd, 2012 4:23 pm

    Obviously he's trying to create Spiral Energy to defeat the reapers.

    His ultimate move is the "Giga Shepard Shuffle"

  11. Master_Xehanort on October 22nd, 2012 4:37 pm

    If Joker's lost control of the ship, then I guess we're just gonna be ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

    <img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/059/4/2/mass_effect_2_harbinger_audio_clips_by_darkstaruav-d4rc65r.png&quot; /img>

  12. Psycroc on October 22nd, 2012 5:20 pm

    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpkikszD91r6p39i.gif"/&gt;

  13. MasterLuigi452 on October 22nd, 2012 5:25 pm

    A minute late…
    God damn it.

  14. Master_Xehanort on October 22nd, 2012 5:32 pm

    <img src="http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh568/Alec_Wall/MEGARRUSTA.png&quot; /img>

  15. MetroidJunkie on October 22nd, 2012 6:06 pm

    <img src="http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/112010/barrel-roll-horse.gif&quot; alt="Horse" height="194" width="300">

  16. TomQuoVadis on October 22nd, 2012 6:15 pm

    This actually reflects a much deeper theme of casual gamer sadism towards characters within the game, and the disconnect between perceived torment in a fictional setting and actual torment in a physical setting.

    Or perhaps I'm looking too far into this and it's just a funny .gif.

  17. wolfpax181 on October 22nd, 2012 6:27 pm

    Linking this instead of Flo Rider further restores my faith in humanity. You've well and truly earned every upvote you get and I hope you get many more. I salute you.

  18. Combatbeaver on October 22nd, 2012 6:43 pm

    … rel="nofollow">Just this…

  19. Pseudonym_ on October 22nd, 2012 7:06 pm

    <img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/257/242/293.gif"&gt;

  20. Pseudonym_ on October 22nd, 2012 7:14 pm

    <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28809084.jpg"&gt;
    Also, you can embed vids.

  21. Prof. Luigi on October 22nd, 2012 7:29 pm

    This is the greatest gif on earth right now.

  22. Prof. Luigi on October 22nd, 2012 7:29 pm

    It's SYNC!
    SYNC!!

  23. Pseudonym_ on October 22nd, 2012 7:31 pm

    <img src="http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q118/aznthug111/oh-stop-it-you-1.png"&gt;

  24. Pseudonym_ on October 22nd, 2012 7:35 pm

    Crap! I could of sworn I changed that! Oh well. It is now referring to this:
    <img src="http://www.plumbingsupply.com/images/barclay-sink-jessica.jpg"&gt;

    I hope this will make up for all of my mistakes.
    <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28810109.jpg"&gt;

  25. DiamyoAlex on October 22nd, 2012 7:40 pm

    Commander! Tali threw up in her suit!

  26. ZephyrX9 on October 22nd, 2012 7:52 pm

    This is a video game site, not one for children's toys!

    …Wait, you're telling me it's NOT a Bakugan?

  27. Spaz Tzu on October 22nd, 2012 8:02 pm

    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m8lmRohO1ql5cju.gif"&gt;

  28. Deep Thought on October 22nd, 2012 9:04 pm

    There's only one possibility.
    [youtube RTjaYTXEgcY rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    The Normandy just went spiral!

  29. Prof. Luigi on October 22nd, 2012 9:07 pm

    I'm sorry, what?
    Are we looking at the same picture here?

  30. gAmer_Matt on October 22nd, 2012 9:25 pm

    very

  31. k3man on October 22nd, 2012 10:01 pm

    Also this is random but how do you post pictures?? D: I feel so bad for asking…

  32. dope92 on October 22nd, 2012 10:06 pm

    im sorry i was distracted by ass.

    what were we talking about.

  33. UndeadLex on October 22nd, 2012 10:07 pm

    Good ol' standard HTML. < img src="pic.jpg" >
    Just scooch the brackets in.

  34. TomQuoVadis on October 22nd, 2012 10:29 pm

    <img src=http://www.freewebs.com/bloodwarrior/spidersense.gif>

  35. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2012 11:06 pm

    *Beyblade

  36. Prof. Luigi on October 22nd, 2012 11:30 pm

    Oooh! That's what he meant.
    Man I used to love those.

  37. Caelun_Niveus on October 23rd, 2012 12:22 am

    I imagined that being said in Bloo's voice

  38. Graveyard Duck on October 23rd, 2012 1:02 am

    Reminds me of my experience playing KSP.

  39. blargenth on October 23rd, 2012 1:25 am

    I just hear "Running in the 90's" When I see this gifs.

  40. DrSexington on October 23rd, 2012 1:32 am

    Spinning apparantly

  41. UndeadLex on October 23rd, 2012 1:44 am

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QpGAI.png"&gt;

  42. Dorje_Sylas on October 23rd, 2012 2:14 am

    And my phone's lock screen just got an update. <3

  43. Dorje_Sylas on October 23rd, 2012 2:17 am

    Still makes more sense then ME3's ending.

  44. GanjalfTheGreen on October 23rd, 2012 3:42 am

    Why do I have a feeling that Miranda's back in the foreground isn't a coincidence?

  45. GanjalfTheGreen on October 23rd, 2012 3:49 am

    <img src=http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/259/044/6ff.jpg>

  46. Mindlessinvalid on October 23rd, 2012 7:57 am

    Spinning, you say? Hina Approves
    [youtube VfHqax8wAbE&feature=related rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  47. wolfpax181 on October 23rd, 2012 9:00 am

    <img src='http://brians-mnm-wiki.wikispaces.com/file/view/Pilot_Farscape.jpg'&gt;

  48. TomQuoVadis on October 23rd, 2012 9:37 am

    <img src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100415071428/leagueoflegends/images/e/ea/GarenSquare.png>
    DID SOMEBODY SAY SPINNING?

  49. Master_Chief177 on October 23rd, 2012 10:35 am

    bow chicka bow wow

    i'll leave now

  50. ibbolia on October 23rd, 2012 11:23 am

    <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/105/994/130015167373.gif"&gt;

  51. ibbolia on October 23rd, 2012 11:25 am

    And now I have a reason to post this.
    [youtube JAmVVAjZZeM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  52. bigj231 on October 23rd, 2012 11:29 am

    Didn't you know that the working title for Mass Effect 3 was "Fanservice 2+"?

  53. bigj231 on October 23rd, 2012 11:32 am

    He should have used the boot to get through.

  54. sonicsmash2 on October 23rd, 2012 12:04 pm

    I remember spinning those things in a bowl just so I can see them clashing until eventually one flew out of the bowl and hit my face.
    It hurt…But it was damn fun.

  55. k3man on October 23rd, 2012 1:06 pm

    <img src="http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx324/suetakefan/tumblr_mca412vz4e1qlxt0mo1_500.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  56. Darth_Destro on October 23rd, 2012 1:20 pm

    Yet, somehow, being reminded of 80's fashion made me lose my faith in humanity.

  57. HughbertEsq on October 23rd, 2012 1:53 pm

    Wait
    When was this posted?
    Because I've been checking the site for the past few days, an' there weren't nuthin' there, no suh'
    Guys
    Guise
    I'm scared

  58. blargenth on October 23rd, 2012 2:16 pm

    <img src=http://smhspanthers.k12tn.net/web_student_projects/Kyle.css/images/toad.jpg>

  59. TsavoLion on October 23rd, 2012 3:27 pm

    Your Farscape post made me smile :)

  60. Sceptilianblade on October 23rd, 2012 3:39 pm

    <img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/217/484/+_8e96af00b18b142c037b2fc054c12b0b.gif&quot; img>

  61. gAmer_Matt on October 23rd, 2012 3:44 pm

    I have one that came with a little motor thing in it so after 2 or 3 seconds it would kick in and go nuts… but being in a small arena would pretty much mean it spun out of control and killed itself

  62. Jimmy on October 23rd, 2012 4:02 pm

    Beyblade
    <img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110226015655/beyblade/images/6/6f/Cyber-dragoon.jpg&quot; length="250" width="250">

    Bakugan
    <img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/BakuganCCG_4936.jpg&quot; length="300" width="300">

    <img src="http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/910200735934PM_nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg&quot; length="300" width="300">

  63. dope92 on October 23rd, 2012 4:41 pm

    now if only they worked like in the anime.

    them shits would never spin out and they'd have trapped souls in them

  64. gAmer_Matt on October 23rd, 2012 5:20 pm

    And then there's Battle B Dama: http://www.theintoy.co.uk/images/images_big/battl…

  65. lastprecurser on October 23rd, 2012 5:57 pm

    <img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSgi9Px-a71TaXCvkWrLe97bnzeIqXyc0tUuBgYNLKYB0P2PhFnA"&gt;

  66. Ice_Cold_Water on October 23rd, 2012 9:14 pm

    Get it? Because Mass Effect 3 ended terribly?!

  67. Ice_Cold_Water on October 23rd, 2012 9:15 pm

    *Snaps*

  68. Alpar on October 24th, 2012 12:11 am

    I went cross eyed.

  69. Alpar on October 24th, 2012 12:13 am

    Shawn, there's a problem you should avert your attention to, if that's what you were spending these last two days on…

    Ratings for this submission won't go through in case you haven't noticed. Or if you just weren't paying attention to us. Not that I was much either due to my own business for a bit.

    WE'VE LOST CONTROL OF THE RATINGS, COMMANDER.

  70. MasterLuigi452 on October 24th, 2012 3:16 am

    Hell, we lost control of the Halolz itself.
    We are doomed.
    [youtube aXU8w336oGs rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  71. Prof. Luigi on October 24th, 2012 6:22 am

    I have no idea what was up with those. I used to have one and could never figure out how to play with the correctly.

  72. Mindlessinvalid on October 24th, 2012 7:34 am

    You obviously haven't been getting your daily Touhou,
    It's almost *unfortunate*

  73. wolfpax181 on October 24th, 2012 9:32 am

    The beautiful part is it doesn't even need a caption, Pilot just naturally has a flat look of disapproval.

  74. wolfpax181 on October 24th, 2012 9:36 am

    I have a sudden urge to try to make Sheppard look like Kamina or Simon. Mostly Kamina, because punching the reporter is much more fitting for Kamina.

  75. Link Lab on October 24th, 2012 2:22 pm

    By the way, there was a new submission (CAUTION: GANGNAM STYLE) up for about 9-10 hours before Alpar made that comment. I still can't access it via the homepage though.

    So……yep, we're boned.

  76. gmodlol61 on October 24th, 2012 3:10 pm

    This is exactly why you should take Garrus away from his calibrating.

  77. Vabolo on October 24th, 2012 4:34 pm

    They were basically an attempt at getting guns in a kids show designed to sell toys.

    It's okay, because they look like little gundams!

  78. Doc_ock_rokc on October 24th, 2012 6:49 pm

    Here ya go<img src="http://i.imgur.com/kh1YQ.png&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

  79. Uzumakiclan43 on October 24th, 2012 10:38 pm

    <img src="http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x389/Caramayo/SPINGIF.gif&quot; img="">

    Am I too late for the gif party?

  80. Deep Thought on October 24th, 2012 10:54 pm

    Garrus… Lagann.
    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99mb002eU1qb9fuc.gif"&gt;

  81. Jimmy on October 25th, 2012 8:58 am

    Speaking of Gundams…I miss mech video games…like Custom Robo and Zone of the Enders…why can't we get more of those on consoles & handhelds?

  82. TheTaurenRogue on October 28th, 2012 7:12 am

    Fucking Love Three Panel Soul <3

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