Team Rocket Logic

Clearly logic isn’t their strong suit. I mean they’re the largest criminal organization in the world and all their foot soldiers get are zubats and rattatas…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 20, 2012 · 3:02 PM 
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51 Responses to “Team Rocket Logic”

  1. Zink120 on September 20th, 2012 3:13 pm

    One of the more surprising things about the reboot the anime series got for Black and White was that Team Rocket was suddenly competent. No more blasting off, they flew off like (visible) ninjas with hang gliders.
    (Though I must say I only bothered with the first few episodes and they probably quickly reverted to being useless after I stopped watching…)
    Edit -- was I supposed to say "first"? Umad, Stalin?

  2. Newt on September 20th, 2012 3:16 pm

    Look, BUDDY. I'm a GRUNT.
    That means I block doorways.
    Not doorways like GIOVANNI's chamber, because that would fall into the purview of your ELITEs
    I block superfluous doorways.
    For instance, how am I going to protect you from this dangerous POTION here?
    The answer: use a Pokemon.
    And if that don't work; use more Pokemon.
    For example, take a look at this here level 30 VOLTORB.
    Caught by me.
    Trained by me.
    And you'd best hope: not using SELF-DESTRUCT on you.

  3. VaultLegend on September 20th, 2012 3:18 pm

    If he's lucky, he'll get that promotion he's been hoping for.

    Comes with a free Raticate and zubat.

  4. Vabolo on September 20th, 2012 3:31 pm

    lol I had my haunter out

  5. Ragnellrok on September 20th, 2012 3:31 pm

    Trainer sends out level 100 Alakazam… Grunt sends out level 15 Zubat… wonders why he lost…

  6. Zyquux on September 20th, 2012 3:39 pm

    I'm not sure the picture is big enough.

  7. MetroidJunkie on September 20th, 2012 3:42 pm

    Team Rocket; less of a threat than grass that hasn't been mowed.

    <img src="; alt="Oak" height="250" width="400">

  8. Omnomynous on September 20th, 2012 4:17 pm

    hmm… we should have something like this for every villain team! ( this is now a #stupidpokemonteams thread) I'll start with Nuzlcoke comics on Team Plasma!

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  9. Caelun_Niveus on September 20th, 2012 4:19 pm

    Playing a Nuzlocke (and at current without a single ghost type), I am honestly fearing when I have to face these guys…

  10. Alpar on September 20th, 2012 4:31 pm

    Terrorize an entire region with a team of Pokemon probably caught in the wild and never trained


  11. blargenth on September 20th, 2012 5:21 pm

    And yet he has two poke' balls…….. (And a great ball on his belt I think)

  12. HughbertEsq on September 20th, 2012 6:48 pm

    This further convinces me that Pokemon is in some technologically repressed universe where means of self-defence and common sense are low in number and stature.

  13. Marzen on September 20th, 2012 6:50 pm

    Or if you're me…

    Enemy uses self destruct with his only Pokemon.

    I still lose.

  14. Rexxmech on September 20th, 2012 7:25 pm

    This is why you guys get Zubat and Rattata, you aren't responsible enough for something better.

  15. pokemon_girl on September 20th, 2012 8:12 pm

    Well, he is a grunt, it's to be expected. I was just confused when I fought Lance for the second time in SS and his last pokemon Altaria used perish song. He's the Champion!

  16. KZN02 on September 21st, 2012 2:25 am

    [youtube rWvTT5HcB-4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

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