Clothing only slows him down! Ha HA! Dangley parts!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 20, 2012 · 1:53 PM 
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193 Responses to “[VIDEO] Meat the Soldier”

  1. Hyze on August 20th, 2012 1:54 pm

    Now whenever the Soldier yells, "Get on the point maggots!" a new level of fear arises within me.

  2. Ryu Bonkosi on August 20th, 2012 2:01 pm
  3. Marzen on August 20th, 2012 2:05 pm

    I'm rather certain this was a real tactic used by a general at some point, but I forget who.

    Also if I remember correctly, the tactic WORKED.

  4. kitsunechao on August 20th, 2012 2:08 pm

    Already someone made the video about censored word in meet the soldier ;_; At least he did it good. :D

  5. Bobomberman on August 20th, 2012 2:11 pm

    At least he's being a civil person and left his hat on.

  6. LinkorZelda on August 20th, 2012 2:36 pm

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  7. Skrist on August 20th, 2012 2:41 pm

    He doesn't have clothes because the robots stole his very American job(s).

  8. Darth_Destro on August 20th, 2012 2:55 pm

    Let me see what's on Halolz today…
    um….so….which way is the exit again?

  9. Guppy on August 20th, 2012 3:03 pm

    In b4 takedown.

  10. DiamyoAlex on August 20th, 2012 3:05 pm

    Is this…legal?

  11. VT_Juju_Man on August 20th, 2012 3:12 pm

    If God had wanted you to be clothed, he would not have created me!

  12. EliminatorZigma on August 20th, 2012 3:51 pm
  13. elephantboyq on August 20th, 2012 3:57 pm


  14. Lord Science on August 20th, 2012 4:10 pm

    because nobody lieks mudkipz

  15. RespectfulGlove on August 20th, 2012 4:18 pm

    [youtube fLiW1Bqgd_4&feature=related rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    You know, between this, the current submission, his whip, a certain sailor moon submission, and a certain TF2 video we got in the week of the Uber update… It's pretty clear to me that Soldier is the most sexual of all the classes in Halolz canon.

    Stupid sexy Soldier.

  16. Drake148 on August 20th, 2012 4:31 pm

    You could say he is going commando…

  17. wolfpax181 on August 20th, 2012 4:31 pm

    Now if it had been the Spy, I would have said he did it to get a bonus to his sneak rolls. Gold star if you get the reference.

  18. GanjalfTheGreen on August 20th, 2012 5:08 pm

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  19. Zoe on August 20th, 2012 6:03 pm
  20. TheTaurenRogue on August 20th, 2012 7:27 pm

    Naked soldier… Hrrnnggggggg… splooosh

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  21. Smile on August 20th, 2012 8:11 pm

    [youtube sSrUVRLWIio rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  22. MasterLuigi452 on August 20th, 2012 8:17 pm


  23. PortalMan on August 20th, 2012 8:20 pm

    There are alot of things that I can live with….this isn't one of them.


  24. blargenth on August 20th, 2012 8:27 pm

    Today's post is rated Nc-17 for OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!

  25. VyseRogueKing on August 20th, 2012 8:37 pm

    It's official I'm desensitized to stuff like this. What has the internet done to me?

  26. Combatbeaver on August 20th, 2012 8:38 pm

    so wait a minute what will he grab when uses the equalizer taunt n-oh dear…

  27. El_bruno on August 20th, 2012 10:16 pm

    I think this was a fine tactical choice by RED Soldier, considering what they are up against.

  28. NoCluePythons19 on August 20th, 2012 11:00 pm

    It's like he's wearing…nothing at all…nothing at all…NOTHING AT ALL!

  29. BTSnoogans on August 21st, 2012 1:33 am

    I have the strangest uber right now.

  30. Vabolo on August 21st, 2012 2:02 am

    Looks like BLU was taken down by a full frontal assault!

  31. sonicsmash2 on August 21st, 2012 8:40 am

    ….Im sorry guys, I seem to have lost my way to halolz, can someone please redirect me?

  32. sims796 on August 21st, 2012 9:20 am

    Ok, @#$% you, Shawn!

    Now to get the eyebleach.

  33. gmodlol61 on August 21st, 2012 3:24 pm

    I've seen things.
    Terrible, terrible things.

  34. Valvatorez on August 21st, 2012 4:28 pm

    … oh

  35. Vabolo on August 22nd, 2012 1:55 am

    War. War never changes.

    Nor does the RED Soldier.

  36. VJoe10[8] on August 22nd, 2012 7:46 am

    I'm surprised this hasn't been flagged on YouTube yet.

  37. andygoth on August 22nd, 2012 10:08 am

    [youtube 6AXPnH0C9UA rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    Unnecessary censorship is the only acceptable kind of censorship.

  38. HughbertEsq on August 22nd, 2012 12:35 pm

    Some women just want to watch the world burn
    under a blanket of penises
    rocket penises, to be precise

  39. ThatGuy on August 22nd, 2012 1:36 pm

    I refuse to deny Soldier is probably stronger and sexier then I'll ever be, but he'll need more than a Buff Banner to fix that tiny thing of his.

  40. Kaosu on August 22nd, 2012 5:49 pm

    Am I the only one who expected "Suprize Buttsecks" from the BLU Spy in that one scene?

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