Unfortunately the only moves he can learn are Flail and Tail Whip. :/

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 11, 2012 · 10:48 PM 
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66 Responses to “SUPER EEVEELUTION”

  1. Armetron on August 11th, 2012 10:53 pm

    Random post for random body parts

    [youtube 4NW30OwgaK8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  2. Mindlessinvalid on August 11th, 2012 10:58 pm

    Hey Shawn, what sort of lulzy submissions have you got for us to….day…
    *slowly backs out of room*
    I… nearly… didn't survive that…

    Welp. Time to crack open that folder of SFW Momiji art I keep in case of emergencies. I need to rinse away all these Nopes.
    <img src=" touhou gif animekida.gif">
    Much better.

  3. chipznsallza on August 11th, 2012 11:00 pm
  4. Jimmy on August 11th, 2012 11:12 pm
  5. Litmus Remnantal on August 11th, 2012 11:16 pm

    Suddenly distracted.

  6. Armetron on August 11th, 2012 11:17 pm

    cant thumbs up it anymoooooooooooOOOOOOOORE dammit that was probably the saddest and cutest thing that I have ever seen on halolz

  7. Mindlessinvalid on August 11th, 2012 11:18 pm

    She's my favorite Midboss in the entire series. Quite possibly my favorite character in the entire series. She doesn't have spellcards (midbosses using spellcards are rare) but her normal pattern was just beautiful…

  8. MasterLuigi452 on August 11th, 2012 11:20 pm

    And don't forget Struggle!

    Also, sad news folks.

  9. Jimmy on August 11th, 2012 11:26 pm

    At least Green got some tail.

  10. Mindlessinvalid on August 11th, 2012 11:30 pm

    And thus the award for "most appropriately timed Freudian pun in the history of the english language" is given to Jimmy. Here, have some internets.

  11. Sir_Nox on August 11th, 2012 11:31 pm

    But what if the Eevee wanted to evolve to become stronger, so it could learn something other than basic Normal attacks and certain TMs?


  12. Mindlessinvalid on August 11th, 2012 11:34 pm

    That's why you take steps to evolve your eevee into whatever it wants to have. To increase your chances of having an eevee you want, keep lots of them around you at all times. Then find them all good homes when all the ones that wanted to evolve are in their new forms, except one which you will keep forever and name him Felix.

  13. Armetron on August 11th, 2012 11:38 pm

    daww, I love this website because of you guys

    also Felix?

  14. Armetron on August 11th, 2012 11:41 pm

    no no no No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why would he do that?!?!?!

    [youtube lgI2ZQVyrBo rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  15. Chimental on August 11th, 2012 11:46 pm

    I'm a little afraid of ask why she was drooling at the thought of Vapjolteflare.

  16. Mindlessinvalid on August 11th, 2012 11:50 pm

    I had a compulsive obsession to give a nickname to every pokemon I ever hatched or caught. I was breeding Eevees and the one that turned into the Espeon that I kept in my party was Felix.

  17. SirNumel on August 11th, 2012 11:51 pm

    Actually, the main reason I keep my Eevee unevolved is because I leave it in my PC box for the rest of eternity. I'm honestly not sure which fate is worse.

  18. Armetron on August 11th, 2012 11:52 pm

    ah I see

  19. Mindlessinvalid on August 11th, 2012 11:52 pm

    1:01: Wrrrrrraaaaarrrrblgarble.

  20. Jimmy on August 11th, 2012 11:58 pm

    FapJolteflare: The pokemon with the shockingly cool burning sensation trainers only dream of…the power of VICTORY.

  21. KZN02 on August 12th, 2012 12:01 am

    That Eevee sure got stoned.

  22. blargenth on August 12th, 2012 12:06 am


  23. Treeman574 on August 12th, 2012 12:13 am

    Even Flare-jolt-poreon will be picked more than this poor bastard
    <img src="; />

  24. Solar Boy Django on August 12th, 2012 12:14 am

    <img src="; /img> So I know some of you guys don't like MLP… but for some reason all I can think of is Discord popping up after this happens and doing this. I'm sorry if you don't like MLP it just… kinda works.

  25. Haite on August 12th, 2012 12:22 am

    This or Bidoof? This.

  26. ChaoticButerfly on August 12th, 2012 12:41 am


  27. Ragnellrok on August 12th, 2012 12:44 am

    Also the move Suffocate.

  28. Caelun_Niveus on August 12th, 2012 12:46 am

    rel="nofollow">Double Spoiler gave her a couple of spellcards though. Dog Sign: "Rabies Bite" and Mountain Nomad: "Expellee's Canaan"

  29. Mindlessinvalid on August 12th, 2012 12:46 am

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    ☢Warning!☢ Rant Sign: Soap Box of Random Interwebz ☢Warning!☢

    For the record, I don't hate MLP (never watched it), nor do I hate Bronies in general. What I hate are two specific kinds of bronies and even then only particularly obnoxious varieties of those two subsets.

    My most hated variety are the obnoxious Jerkoffs who compare MLP to other unrelated fandoms in an attempt to garner attention. "Hay guiz! MLP is just like Touhou!" <-makes me sick because most of their comparisons are superficial and wrong. It's be ok if someone came up with some adequate correlations instead of comparing Kaguya to this Nightmare Moon character.

    The other kinds are the "martyrs" who act like bronies are some sort of abused internet minority. Sure Anons flame bronies all the time, but Anons also flame furries, and some frequently flame people who like anime, and gay people, and autistic people. The level of arrogance it takes to assume that they're the only ones who ever get hated on, when on the internet *EVERYONE* is flamebait, drives me up a wall.

    On topic, from what little I know of the MLP continuity, this is an apt reaction gif. Good job.

  30. Mindlessinvalid on August 12th, 2012 1:12 am

    You know what, when I worked my way through all the games, I totally forgot to touch Double Spoiler….

    I've failed as a Momiji fanboy. But from what I've heard, her fanon personality is nothing like the canonical personality she was given in double spoiler.

  31. Caelun_Niveus on August 12th, 2012 2:21 am

    The only bit of her personality brought up in Double Spoiler is that she does not get along with Aya at all.

    Aya's description of Momiji's spell cards imply a generic racism towards all crow tengu, while Hatate's seem to imply a more personal grudge.

    However, nothing else is brought up about her in any way. I wouldn't say her fanon personality is vastly different, just perhaps one of the bigger assumptions has been turned around.

  32. Zyquux on August 12th, 2012 2:26 am

    Because I feel the need to contribute another MLP U MAD picture:
    <img src="; alt="Pinkie You Seem Upset" width="60%">

  33. bravobuster on August 12th, 2012 3:39 am

    Well, this is certainly done ass backwards.

  34. Combatbeaver on August 12th, 2012 3:59 am

    Well it's been done before…

  35. Alpwan on August 12th, 2012 4:40 am
  36. Nick Soapdish on August 12th, 2012 4:48 am

    Green: My Eevee has no nose!
    Blue: How does it smell?
    Green: TERRIBLE!

  37. Combatbeaver on August 12th, 2012 5:52 am

    May i just point out how WRONG the third panel looks upon closer inspection?

  38. Dycro on August 12th, 2012 7:32 am

    I named most of my Pokemon Fagnuts.

  39. sonofbattles89 on August 12th, 2012 8:25 am

    VapJolteFlare Used Beg For Death!


    It's not very effective…

  40. vash_ts on August 12th, 2012 9:09 am

    Firsst time for me to say thiss!


    <img src="; height="400" width="400">

  41. Alpar on August 12th, 2012 9:10 am

    …SFW folder?

    I hope you don't keep NSFW pics of her on that comp of yours either…

  42. Comire on August 12th, 2012 9:13 am

    Creature with 2 butts? First thing that came to mind.

    <img width="300" height="200" src=""&gt;

  43. Alpar on August 12th, 2012 9:14 am

    Woah, a 4koma? Shawn hasn't posted one of these in a while, I think he's finally becoming more in touch with his inner Japanese gamer!

    <img src=""&gt;

    I bet old man Shawn's gonna post some Touhou anyday now!
    Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward?

  44. Comire on August 12th, 2012 9:22 am

    How about being stuff into the dark depths of the PC without an end in sight, except for a single period of relentless breeding, mothering several younger Eevees whom were only created to be forced into a being not of their own choosing.

    Yeah, it's probably your thing.

  45. Mindlessinvalid on August 12th, 2012 9:28 am

    No, but if I just said that I had a folder of Momiji fanart, what would have been your first assumption?

    I felt the need to make that distinction to clarify the nature of the content.

    I also have a rule of not fapping where I play, so no Touhou Porn. Ever.

  46. Comire on August 12th, 2012 9:38 am
  47. RenegadeSparks on August 12th, 2012 10:09 am

    can't tell if intentionally spelled like that, or typo…

  48. Mindlessinvalid on August 12th, 2012 10:22 am
  49. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on August 12th, 2012 10:24 am

    Don't worry guys! I can fix this with an obscure pokemon card!

    <img src=""&gt;

    There everything is better now. this time try rubbing the stones on Eevee's butt maybe?

  50. Choco26 on August 12th, 2012 12:54 pm

    This is one thing I love about Halolz.
    With each new submission, you usually get about five other enjoyable pics/videos in the comments below.

    Now, with that said, how many holes will you find in that statement?
    C'mon, I know you want to.

  51. Prof. Luigi on August 12th, 2012 1:52 pm

    I bet old man Shawn's gonna fix the forums any day now!
    Nyeh Squidward?

  52. Prof. Luigi on August 12th, 2012 1:54 pm

    Dischord is the only good MLP character.

  53. Pupsrus13 on August 12th, 2012 2:04 pm

    I was screaming my head off when I saw that, why would they commit such a terrible atrocity?!

  54. Pupsrus13 on August 12th, 2012 2:06 pm

    I had twelve of those.

  55. Dash12345678 on August 12th, 2012 3:43 pm

    That was for Charity, it was acceptable.

    This on the other hand was most likely unacceptable. Perhaps the result of a foolish, lost bet.

  56. Alpar on August 12th, 2012 3:52 pm

    I can find at least one:

    Enjoyable is an entirely broad term. Some of them may be the exact "same" thing just being posted again, something which some people may not see mainly because they are found at the milestones of their interests.

    I mean really, from my viewpoint, I'm glad the image/video spam died from how bad it used to be but they're still not the most enjoyable things anymore once you tire.

    Can I have a prize?

  57. Alpar on August 12th, 2012 4:23 pm

    …where you play?

    You mean what you play?

  58. Choco26 on August 12th, 2012 5:04 pm

    Of course. Have some cookies. :)
    <img src="; alt="Ponies with cookies."/>
    Oh darn, looks like we're a bit late.

    (It may fit on multiple levels, but it still doesn't change the fact that I'm an asshole)

  59. PortalMan on August 12th, 2012 5:10 pm

    rubbing gems on faces=abominations

  60. Omnomynous on August 12th, 2012 6:11 pm

    I have no idea what's going on, but i guess someone destroyed the rarest item in all the world? (My computer is stupid Vista. Freezes on minecraft, not mentioning TF2)

  61. SuperDeadPuddle on August 12th, 2012 6:23 pm

    Man, fifth Gen Pokemon are GARBAGE.

  62. GanjalfTheGreen on August 12th, 2012 6:56 pm

    [youtube 2Al7c0zwsWo rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    cold weather this

  63. Mindlessinvalid on August 12th, 2012 8:33 pm

    It's a parody of "don't shit where you eat" which incidentally is another idiom about sexuality.

  64. Voknelim on August 12th, 2012 8:41 pm

    …If you used every single stone on Eevee at once, would you get Arceus?

  65. Black7Ninja on August 21st, 2012 4:19 pm

    It's about high time someone said that

  66. Drageene on January 16th, 2013 9:16 am

    She thought it was Vapjolteflare… too bad it was Flarejoltevapion… and actually you don't rub it on it's butt to get Vapjolteflare, you rub it on it's crotch…
    Oh how much I hate you, Pokeporn…

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