why can't I, hold all these wallets?

I had a feeling the Steam Summer Sale would be back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2012 · 10:31 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (179 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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50 Responses to “why can’t I, hold all these wallets?”

  1. TheFancyPants on July 13th, 2012 10:43 pm

    I would normally downvote something like that.
    But it's Morgan Freeman. I just can't do it.

  2. Kn0w1d3a on July 13th, 2012 11:31 pm

    Shopped. Gabe Newell would never go past two wallets. Sure he talks about a third wallet gets everyone hyped about it and promises it six months after his second wallet, but months turn to years and all we ever see is a picture of that third wallet, not even the inside just the logo on it. And you know what? There might not even be anything in that wallet it might not even exist. Want to know why?

    <img src=http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-valve-announces-half-life-not-announced-yet.png>

  3. Skrist on July 13th, 2012 11:57 pm

    Not that many comments on this submission yet. Probably everyone playing all the games they got from the Steam sales. Just VALVe trying to harmlessly take over the world again. They'll be back… right?

  4. TheInsaneWombat on July 14th, 2012 12:23 am

    Because your money vacuum broke?

  5. CodePhoenix525 on July 14th, 2012 12:35 am

    Wow, Shawn getting lazy and not watermarking the pics?

  6. BraveSirJimOfLawl on July 14th, 2012 12:53 am

    My poor wallet… It was so young, and innocent…

  7. Souleater676 on July 14th, 2012 1:13 am

    That's 2 Gabe post in a row Shawn.

    One more time, and I'll take your hats.

  8. MasterLuigi452 on July 14th, 2012 2:13 am

    Steam Summer sale?
    Too bad I don't work and have no money.
    Plus, I still need to play and finish all Humble Indie Bundle games too!
    Damn you SMB.

  9. Solar Boy Django on July 14th, 2012 2:49 am

    <img src="http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z227/ZeldaSheek/whygabewhy.png&quot; /img>
    Every single year… =\ Anyone else got their ramen supply ready because of Gabe?

  10. connery0 on July 14th, 2012 2:58 am

    seeing his figure on the picture, it's clear he got sick of all those fat newal jokes, or you know, he used the milions earned from the sale to buy… himself some … photoshopers and a big yacht with a giant number 3 to show you he know how to write it (fact: the 3 will be on it in a few months from now…)

  11. Marzen on July 14th, 2012 3:55 am
  12. Marzen on July 14th, 2012 3:57 am

    You sully the name of Morgan Freeman, my lord and savior.

  13. Nick Soapdish on July 14th, 2012 6:27 am

    Hey if I want to make financial transactions by inserting notes in my floppy disk drive and coins in my DVD drive that's my business!

  14. Vabolo on July 14th, 2012 9:23 am

    Well, he's got a point; Visa's stock just went up by 2,27% and MasterCard's by 2,89%. On the other hand, it is hard to tell if this trend will continue in the long run, but then again, in Keynesian terms, "in the long run, we are all dead".

    I fail to see why Gabe Newell would necessitate such potentially risky additional sources of income when his Valve dingy is going so well, however

  15. Vabolo on July 14th, 2012 10:16 am

    Woah that Subway diet really works wonders!

  16. PortalMan on July 14th, 2012 10:20 am

    This is why i try to ignore Steam all summer….call me weird but i like eating regularly.

  17. TransPM on July 14th, 2012 11:31 am

    But I thought steam worked only with electronic money transfers… maybe Gabe Newell is is just so awesome that when people throw their money at their screens, he actually catches it

  18. Deep Thought on July 14th, 2012 1:35 pm
  19. dope92 on July 14th, 2012 2:04 pm

    im done waiting for HL3

  20. HughbertEsq on July 14th, 2012 2:36 pm

    [youtube mhSbTgrIp88 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    This my steam, everyday, non-stop
    For the love of all that's Holy, make it go away :<

  21. Souleater676 on July 14th, 2012 3:44 pm

    Next thing you know you'll end up telling us that you're god.

  22. JordanTH on July 14th, 2012 3:50 pm

    Wow, did Gabe actually lose weight? This is challenging my perception of reality.

    He needs to be made fatter.

  23. Punch SideIron on July 14th, 2012 4:52 pm

    Friend 1: "Dude, you should really buy Binding of Issac! It's only 7 bucks!"
    Me: "Eh, I'll get around to it…"
    Friend 2: I recommend Binding of Issac. It's only 5 dollars right now, plus the expansion."
    Me: "Eh, I'll get around to it…"
    Steam summer sale: "It's less than $2.50, including the expansion."
    Me: "THE TIME IS NOW."

  24. Cloak on July 14th, 2012 4:59 pm

    I think -30 may be a new record for downvotes on a single submission.

  25. Rexxmech on July 14th, 2012 6:13 pm

    Well, guess I'll be spending all my money on games I'll play only once. Who am I kidding? I'm never going to play them!

  26. Hareoic on July 14th, 2012 8:46 pm

    I'd complain, but LOOK AT THESE PRICES!

  27. Jimmy on July 14th, 2012 9:24 pm

    *Has Portal 1 & 2 already from the last sale…has TF2 and Terraria…hmm…could get Sonic Generations…*

    Nah…hmm…I think I'm good.

    Edit: Nope, wait, I lied. Time to get Poker Night at the Inventory

  28. BTSnoogans on July 14th, 2012 9:58 pm

    Wow. Looking at the comments, me saying "I guess I must be the only person on Earth who's not going to buy anything on Steam" would actually not be much of an exaggeration.

  29. Dycro on July 15th, 2012 12:49 am

    It's because they're too heavy containing that obscene amount of money, Gabe!

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