If movies have taught me anything this summer, it’s that they don’t want me to be an adventurer anymore.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 29, 2012 · 3:53 AM
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Categories: Bethesda, Heavy Weapons, Movies, PC, Playstation, Superheroes/Supervillains, The Elder Scrolls, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (75 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I gotta admit, for a meme that was stupid right from the get-go, this was pretty damn funny.
Oh good. I was getting tired of those repetitive "call me maybe" jokes.
It was distracting us from our repetitive "arrow to the knee" jokes.
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He has to be aiming for the knee, there's no other explanation.
If it makes you feel better I was just going to throw piss at you.
What is this? Really bad meme week?
well at least "let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll's" line didn't become a meme.
I hate that fucking line. It drove me to steal sweet roll's and pile them on my bed. I think I have about five-hundred of them on my bed in whiterun.
Must…resist…urge…to…reference…overused..meme!
There's no point in quivering in fear! Get out of there, before you get shafted!
Someone's a bit high-strung today. Can we take this down a notch?
Nock it off with the puns, guys.
It's not those guys you've got to worry out. It's…
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I guess we need to have an obligatory crossing of the memes.
Hey I just stopped you
and this is crazy
but here's an arrow in the knee
become a guard maybe?
What, too much of a featherweight?
Let me guess, somebody repeated a line too much.
I used to be a Legion member
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But then I took a nuclear strike to my home
Is that Nathan Spencer?
Oh my god, a funny arrow joke. The Mayans were right, 2012 really is the end.
Ehhh… Sure… why not… pun time.
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These jokes are really the bullseye of my night
eh, creative. Not too funny, but that's the meme's fault. +1
Welll, at least arrows don't blow your testes out right? Like in Sniper Elite?
Right?
Right?!
or fire superheated Iron bars, like a true Freeman
I must bow before you guys, you got these way ahead of me!
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Call me maybe followed by an arrow to the knee joke?
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More arrow to the knee jokes?
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I was gonna delete my comment, but then I took a comment to the comment.
Well at least Shawn is going back to the meme aspect of Halolz.
Revising the lines to "But here's an arrow, so guard me maybe" would keep with the tempo. Still breaking the first rule of Ghostbusters.
ANOTHER bad meme this week alone? REALLY SHAWN? REALLY?
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I never run from a fight. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/COius.png" width=400>
You better get ready for tomorrow…
Sad to say I'm afraid so.
To be fair, that's a rather hi-tech bow, and he's using specialized arrows.
2007 was Year of the Drill. 2012 is Year of the Bow and Arrow.
I think its hilarious that you all are so sick of these repetitive jokes.
This is what we strived for technologically! A world of instant communication where every man's voice could be heard. The same joke being told a million times was inevitable!
Against all odds, I have to say, I actually laughed at this. I don't know, just the way the guard is standing makes him look like he's ready to bolt lest his knees get attacked by bolts.
…Y'know, cause bolts are the type of arrows used by crossbows… Am I doin' it right?
Does this make the Huntsman Sniper a hipster?
Tomorrow it's going to be either a Portal Cake submission or a Space submission.
Love that avatar Mentle, but you're over 69, you should know better. Sylph needs a monocle.
YOU'RE the one who stole my sweet rolls!
I'm going to program my next game to call you a stealer if you take something from ANYWHERE without PAYING DOUBLE FOR IT!
No love for Archer and his exploding sword arrows?
Where is Legolas?
Not too bad, but a Tek Bow would be better. Nothing screams high-tech like exploding arrows and poison-tipped arrows.
But a monocle asks for a top hat, and I wouldn't dare covering her lvl 99 ahoge.
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Too busy to care about memes in Middle Earth.
Chi-pa-pa! Chi-pa-pa! Ahoges go twitch-twitch! Chi-pa-pa!
Wait, we're putting a meme in a meme now?
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Wait, didn't Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder just jump out of the way and counter-attack in that issue?
Well, I won't be here tomorrow so I'll be posting this now.
Don't think I'll be dead, I'm just going away to Korea for vacation for a while. The first week will be internet-less but I'll see what I can do after.
If not then I'll just be back, mid August at latest
Happy Halolzing, folks.
Please don't tear eachother apart while I'm gone.
"They're using guns!"
"Quick, get the drawback bow with arrows!"
Is.. is he gone?
Okay good. ALPARLESS PARTY!
nah, we must all alpar up again
Don't forget Hipster Link and Hipster Sniper, "using bows before it was mainstream"
Somehow I find it surprising that the text say 'me' rather than 'knee'.
Oh sure, when I post it there's -1's all around, but when somebody else posts it there's 3 +1's.
I should have expected as much.
Don't worry, we have plenty of extra you's to take your place in your absence. (And lack-thereof)
Wait, the Great Leader Alpar is gone? ANARCHY!
This is the only "arrow to the knee" joke i have ever gotten a genuine laugh from.
You know what'd be even funnier? If at least ONE of these movies has someone shot through the knee, or says that they did.
Nah, he's too busy walking into Mordor
A Stealer? But I'm a Vikings fan…..
One step ahead, I surgically removed my kneecaps, WHAT NOW! That's right, nothing, I'm gonna be all wheelchair up in that ass!
We all can't be celebrities ON THE INTERNET.
If I remember correctly, the Crimson Chin is the one who counter-attacked. He then said "You've always had a jaw made of glass." *KA-CHIN!*
people mature over time.
when u posted it. the joke was one million posts still fresh.
now, seems as though everyone's back to ponies.
*quiver*
I don't need my knees. My hands, head, and naughty bits are all I need!
Does your wheelchair have rockets?
Putting a Meme in a meme that's in a meme?
MEMECEPTION!
WHERE IS MY HAIRARIUM?
Or maybe knee seeking arrows?
… yeah I'm gonna sit in the corner now.
Take it to the limit and make it a knee-seeking, exploding-poison-tipped arrow.