I SHALL MAKE YOU MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY PSYCHIC POKEMON EVER!

Your Oshawott is evolving! It evolved into a Ghastly!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 23, 2012 · 1:16 PM 
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64 Responses to “I SHALL MAKE YOU MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY PSYCHIC POKEMON EVER!”

  1. Gameboi834 on June 23rd, 2012 12:26 pm

    Well, that's one way to do it. I bet it was a GASTLY experience, though.

  2. Omnomynous on June 23rd, 2012 1:29 pm

    Well….that's one way to make Oshawott better.

  3. Senor_Pantalones on June 23rd, 2012 1:30 pm

    You could say that was a rather… ghastly series of events.

  4. Solar Boy Django on June 23rd, 2012 1:30 pm

    Wouldn't… wouldn't the Oshawatt faint? I don't think Pokemon die except of old age… I mean they even have a virus that doesn't hurt them. It makes them stronger.
    <img src="http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/write.ign.com/73605/2012/01/1036-pidgey-fainted-pokemon-comic.png&quot; /img>

  5. PvtDisposable on June 23rd, 2012 1:31 pm

    I don't get it! These poor critters can be body slammed by two ton behemoths, burned, electrocuted, frozen solid, and even smitten by god himself, which only knocks them out. They can't take a truck to the face?

  6. Omnomynous on June 23rd, 2012 1:32 pm

    What a Spect-acular idea! IOnce i tell my Giest freinds about this, they will be FlabberGhastied!

    (I bet people are rolling in their graves from these puns…)

  7. Rathial on June 23rd, 2012 1:45 pm

    In panel 4 if they still had the Oshawott the could actually wash the truck.

  8. Hyze on June 23rd, 2012 1:49 pm

    So who else watched the tv show first and thought that the Gen1 Ghost types would actually beat the Saffron Gym, only to get steam rolled due to the Poison type mix?

  9. VT_Juju_Man on June 23rd, 2012 1:58 pm

    The last thought that went through Oshawott's head

    <img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/8/86730/1693075-my_body_is_ready_super.jpg&quot; height="350" width="352>

  10. Fmarulz on June 23rd, 2012 2:10 pm

    I wonder why but when she called her oshawott stimpy it reminded me of ren and stimpy…
    also the stuation itself : P

  11. Armetron on June 23rd, 2012 2:12 pm

    I think we need to send Team Plasma after him

    <img src="http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/pokmon-truth-behind-team-plasma.png"&gt;

  12. PvtDisposable on June 23rd, 2012 2:15 pm

    Ghastly's only rewarding stats are sp. atk and speed. That being, this decision might just come back to Haunter!

  13. Souleater676 on June 23rd, 2012 2:26 pm

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  14. MasterLuigi452 on June 23rd, 2012 3:04 pm

    Well that's a one way to catch a Ghost type Pokemon…

  15. Fungo4 on June 23rd, 2012 3:56 pm

    No one's going to mention that gastly is weak to psychic attacks…?

  16. Fungo4 on June 23rd, 2012 4:20 pm

    She didn't need to do that, there's a mew in the back of the truck! ;)

  17. VenomPB on June 23rd, 2012 4:25 pm

    Now your Oshawott is half-Poison, making it susceptible to every Psychic attack ever. WAS IT WORTH IT?

  18. sims796 on June 23rd, 2012 4:44 pm

    Wanna know the kicker? Now that it's a Ghastly, it's actually WEAK against Psychic types, due to being part Poison.

    For another one, if she had just evolved Wotter, it could eventually learn Megahorn, a BUG type move!

    Of course, this strategy doesn't involve steamrolling a sentient being, so there's that flaw.

  19. Icesickle97 on June 23rd, 2012 5:51 pm

    Oh man, dem comment glitches. This one doesn't let you see any comments if you close the top reply chain.

  20. Kn0w1d3a on June 23rd, 2012 7:13 pm

    Why is Ghastly smiling when he just brutally murdered him?!

  21. Dimomarg on June 23rd, 2012 7:44 pm

    Now what was that EV training thing I keep hearing so much about?

  22. HughbertEsq on June 23rd, 2012 8:29 pm

    GJ Mr Pokeman Trainer, now how are you going to deal with your new Ghastly's massive PTSD as it realises it's past existence and holds vivid memories of the moent you crushed the life out of it
    Because that's what Ghastly's go through right?
    Right?

  23. Abum12345 on June 23rd, 2012 9:30 pm

    wait… why is everything a reply to the "my body is ready" pic..

  24. Simply DA on June 23rd, 2012 11:02 pm

    Why the hell are all the comments under VT_Juju_Man's post tree?

  25. Zyquux on June 23rd, 2012 11:10 pm

    And Magikarp. Pidgeot's Pokedex entry says that it "skims the surface of water at high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp."

    Unless…..

    OH SWEET ARCEUS

  26. TopRattata on June 24th, 2012 12:26 pm

    I considered doing that once, but then I remembered that I was in the TOP PERCENTAGE as it was and that that would just be OVERKILL.

  27. SaintRCat on June 24th, 2012 12:37 pm

    I know that this has been already brought up, but four things:
    1) How the flying piss do you make a Pokemon more powerful than any psychic by turning it into a Ghost/Poison type? Alakazam would wreck that shit.
    2) If the trainer had bothered to let Oshawott live until it evolved into Samurott, it would gain access to Megahorn, the strongest bug attack. Heck, Oshawott can even learn X-Scissor, another bug move, so it already has as much potential to stomp psychics as Gastly does.
    3) Dark types are much better prepared to fight Psychic types than Ghost types, because they have immunity to Psychic moves!
    4) Everyone knows that murdered Pokémon turn into vague ghosts that scare other Pokémon until you get a Silph Scope.

    GAWD, IT'S LIKE THESE COMIC ARTISTS DON'T EVEN PLAY THE DAMN GAMES THEY MAKE COMICS ABOUT.

  28. BTSnoogans on June 24th, 2012 1:31 pm

    The comment section. It's gone!

  29. KZN02 on June 24th, 2012 1:56 pm

    Isn't it "Gastly"?

  30. elephantboyq on June 24th, 2012 2:55 pm

    But… poison types are weakened to psychic

  31. Mega_Dork on June 24th, 2012 3:11 pm

    +1 Ghost Pokemon
    +1 Stylish Fur Coat

  32. LordDecimus on June 24th, 2012 8:26 pm

    ..isn't Gastly a Ghost/Dark type, not Psycic?

  33. Newt on June 25th, 2012 2:07 am

    When this comment is posted, how many people are going to notice it and give it thumbs up?

    Probably none, since by the time someone notices this comment is posted, it will be largely irrelevant.

  34. Mr. E on June 26th, 2012 4:14 am

    It seems Stimpy had the experience of a lifetime!
    Heh, heh, heh…I'll go away now.

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