The Adventures of Lord Mario

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 29, 2012 · 2:36 AM 
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Artistic, Disturbing, Gentlemen, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Overkill, Rage Enducing, Retro, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, Super Mario Bros, Weird

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64 Responses to “The Adventures of Lord Mario”

  1. alphaunit1337 on May 29th, 2012 2:43 am

    Was expecting some kind of Team Fortress 2 joke
    Exhibit A= Bowser "Keep crying" = Heavy "keep crying baby!"
    Exhibit B= HATS!!!

  2. MasterLuigi452 on May 29th, 2012 2:52 am

    Apparently Shawn is not awake.
    He forgot to put his submission comment!

  3. tstriker1 on May 29th, 2012 3:17 am

    No no, the end of the world isn't going to happen just because f@nboys.
    If "Gone With the Blast Wave" updates, VGCats updates ten times with the same month, AND half life 2: episode 3 and 4 comes up with in this year, THEN we should be scared.

  4. Ryu Bonkosi on May 29th, 2012 3:18 am

    I'm still waiting for Keychain of Creation to update. Once this has happened, then and only then, will I accept that the end is nigh.

  5. Combatbeaver on May 29th, 2012 3:32 am

    Gee… i wonder why the word DASH in mario's "oh dash it" line was underlined?

  6. Just DA on May 29th, 2012 3:33 am

    Oh joyous day! I thank you, brave red-clad plumber, for rescuing me, this fair person, from the treacherous claws of King Bowser Koopa. Verily, I express my gratitude to you, oh brave plumber. Yet I must add, however, that your quest hasn't ended just yet. For as you see, the fair maiden and ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom is still being held hostage in a completely different, and more heavily guarded rook as we speak!

  7. Mr. E on May 29th, 2012 3:34 am

    Two hats: Because every gentleman knows that more hats means more class!
    Also used to keep all of those poor and Irish people at bay!

  8. TheTaurenRogue on May 29th, 2012 3:52 am
  9. tstriker1 on May 29th, 2012 4:02 am

    A true gentlemen needs not to risk staining his attire, let alone his strolling umbrella and dapper hat, in order to end a shelled reptile's life! A true gentlemen needs no other tool but the sole of his leather shoe to lay waste to the vile creatures! But one can also make use of incendiary talents of an enchanted red sunflower, I suppose. Or even the armoured carcass of a slain member of the retched fauna. There is quite a variety of options for disposing the green bigots without getting giblets all over oneself.

  10. tstriker1 on May 29th, 2012 5:26 am

    …I'm sorry, but that butler guy has a chin that could subdue anyone unfortunate enough to have it fall on them. Captain Falcon and Ganondorf COMBINED couldn't make a jaw that wide.

  11. CapnJakeBob on May 29th, 2012 6:13 am

    Wow, this is REALLY digging into the internet archives.

  12. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 29th, 2012 7:36 am

    >Sees last 3 panels.
    > rel="nofollow">This video plays in my head.
    >Unsure why.
    >Posts link anyway.

  13. HughbertEsq on May 29th, 2012 8:34 am

    Irish translation:

    "Go' a message from the gramm, Mister O'Mario"
    "Thank ye kindly O'Smellings"
    *Reads note*
    "Ah, feck it"
    "What a crock a' shite, now I'm a' hae t' recover the buck eejit ye"

    A yonder yet

    "Top o' th' mornin' Master O'Bunny, top o' th' mornin' Master O'Doggie"
    *Upon seeing the turtle; who apparently is lookin' for a dig in the snot locker, Mario becomes fit to be tied and proceeds to soften the turtles cough*

  14. Skarge on May 29th, 2012 10:27 am

    So, a classy hero needs some classy enemies
    <img src="; height="230" width="330/">
    "Yes, indeed"

  15. Marzen on May 29th, 2012 10:57 am

    Hello turtle. My name is Mario. You kidnapped my girlfriend. Prepare to die.

  16. StompyChar on May 29th, 2012 11:14 am

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    And from that day forward any time a bunch of turtles are together in the mushroom kingdom it's called a 'massacre waiting to happen'

  17. Sir_Nox on May 29th, 2012 11:32 am

    There's far too much class in this Mario submission.

    Fixing now.

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  18. Combatbeaver on May 29th, 2012 12:06 pm

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    Well i say that fellow over there is simply too dashing too even LOOK at for me

  19. Alpwan on May 29th, 2012 12:12 pm

    Also in Gotham City.

  20. ChaosController on May 29th, 2012 12:42 pm
  21. MeatyMcSausage on May 29th, 2012 7:24 pm

    Turtles, the savage's animal.
    Their murder is a service to the community.
    Kill all the shelled bastards.
    Down with Stalin.
    (That reminds me, this must be the WW2 English propaganda of Mario, as opposed to this:)
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