Clock Town Tourism Poster

A vacation so great, it feels like it’ll never end!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 16, 2012 · 1:25 PM 
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44 Responses to “Clock Town Tourism Poster”

  1. VaultLegend on May 16th, 2012 1:29 pm

    I hear getting a reservation at the Inn is difficult.

  2. Chimental on May 16th, 2012 1:33 pm

    Stay there three days, but it'll feel like it lasts forever.

  3. AntExtreme on May 16th, 2012 1:35 pm

    Okay, here's my chance to make it count! Something relevant about the pic? No, too hard… Something about D3? No, too easy… Oh no, I'm panicking! Uh… um… HI EVERYBODY!

  4. SushiGummy on May 16th, 2012 1:52 pm

    Word of advice: if you do make a reservation, you need to give them your last name, too. Some punk stole my reservation last time because we both had the same first name.

    Also, stay the hell away from the toilet at night.

  5. EliminatorZigma on May 16th, 2012 1:54 pm

    Well, at least you could pretend to be Bruce Almighty.

    "I'll lasso the moon and pull it down!"
    *imaginary lasso*
    *mime pulling*
    "See? It's closer! And it totally didn't do that on its own! Heh heh…"

  6. Jimmy on May 16th, 2012 2:22 pm

    Wow!!! Even the moon looks happy!!! (It's got a mad case of gingivitis though…) Seems legit to me!!! Sign me up!!!

  7. Marzen on May 16th, 2012 2:28 pm

    You've met a terrible fate, haven't you…?

  8. Valvatorez on May 16th, 2012 2:41 pm

    Or, maybe Sho Minamimoto

    "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon! "

  9. Valvatorez on May 16th, 2012 2:43 pm

    I just imagine the chaos on the 3rd day…

    "But, mom, can we stay here a little longer?"
    "NO, WE HAVE TO LEAVE, NOW!"

  10. Cloak on May 16th, 2012 2:51 pm

    Note from the Management: Use of ocarina to reset day cycle is expressly forbidden.

    Addendum: You are not allowed to slow time down either.

    Addendum 2: OR WITH ANY OTHER INSTRUMENT DAMNIT.

  11. poonstev on May 16th, 2012 3:16 pm
  12. poonstev on May 16th, 2012 3:24 pm

    Now why did I imagine a Bristol accent when I read this?

  13. Korotini_Notlad on May 16th, 2012 3:34 pm
  14. greenxboy on May 16th, 2012 4:37 pm

    You shouldn't have done that.

  15. greenxboy on May 16th, 2012 4:38 pm

    Those 3 days will be so good that you will want to do them again and again.

  16. Pupsrus13 on May 16th, 2012 5:18 pm

    I imagined someone that was high as a kite saying it.

  17. Cloak on May 16th, 2012 5:26 pm

    Addendum 3: No pets allowed. No, not even talking ones.
    (+1 for Felix)

  18. poonstev on May 16th, 2012 5:32 pm
  19. Bobomberman on May 16th, 2012 5:58 pm

    I think the MAJORA-ty of us can say that this is a bad place to take a vacation.

  20. straYDoubter on May 16th, 2012 6:01 pm

    Come now, you're not a part of the lot that thinks the moon WOODFALL. It's just one of those crazy wild rumors IKANA believe

  21. greenxboy on May 16th, 2012 6:08 pm

    Is it MASKing too much to stop with the lame puns?

  22. poonstev on May 16th, 2012 6:23 pm

    Ocarina do this again?

  23. Vabolo on May 16th, 2012 6:47 pm

    …Is Link the mute pet in this image?

  24. Vabolo on May 16th, 2012 6:49 pm

    But do they miss the Earth so much, do they miss their wife?
    It's lonely out in space,
    on such a timeless flight.

  25. Vabolo on May 16th, 2012 6:50 pm

    Oh dear we've created a MOONster.

  26. Vabolo on May 16th, 2012 6:51 pm

    "You can check out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!"

    *guitar solo*

  27. GenCasar on May 16th, 2012 7:00 pm

    Well, GORON around and making puns isn't helping the problem.

  28. BTSnoogans on May 16th, 2012 7:00 pm

    Or Kif Kroker.

    "I'll pluck the moon from the heavens. Just to see you smile."
    *Try to grab it but fall in water*

  29. BTSnoogans on May 16th, 2012 7:02 pm

    Then there's no TIME to waste.

  30. Alpwan on May 16th, 2012 7:05 pm

    Hi Dr. Nick!
    …wait a minute…

  31. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 16th, 2012 7:22 pm

    I fucked a ZORA.
    That's the joke.

  32. Skrist on May 16th, 2012 7:24 pm

    If you people don't stop these puns, imma DEKU in the face!

  33. Skrist on May 16th, 2012 7:25 pm

    "You don't have to go home, but you can't (READ:shouldn't) stay here."

  34. Skrist on May 16th, 2012 7:27 pm

    I think he's just trying to blend in.

  35. primedawg9170 on May 16th, 2012 7:39 pm

    I'm sorry, but once you GOHT the pun fever, ANJU have a great imagination to think up puns, KEESE it really possible to stop?

  36. LinkorZelda on May 16th, 2012 7:57 pm

    I'm feeling kind of sick, aaaaah-CHU!

  37. LinkorZelda on May 16th, 2012 7:59 pm

    Look at all the fun things to do things like DYING, or hiding for your, life, having a staring contest with the moon, getting hit by small blue meteors and much much more!

  38. straYDoubter on May 16th, 2012 8:46 pm

    I'm afraid not. The pun fever is TERMINA(L).

  39. Alpar on May 16th, 2012 9:03 pm

    Sorry-a, I accidentally sprayed too much pepper there.

  40. Jerach on May 17th, 2012 5:57 pm

    Sir I, I think you've got a little something in your hair.

  41. Prof. Luigi on May 17th, 2012 9:27 pm

    Does anyone else think that that moon is the single scariest thing they have seen this week?
    Also, no realistic kirby, please.

  42. Cloak on May 17th, 2012 10:45 pm

    It could be Link-Goro, that looks remarkably like a postman's outfit.

  43. TheTaurenRogue on May 18th, 2012 2:13 am

    I can think of a better place to kill 3 days….

    <img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/299/774/03b.jpg&quot; />

  44. SonicsmyName on May 19th, 2012 6:56 pm

    You don't visit a lot of the internet, do you?

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