I guess for each different Link and Zelda, there’s an equally confusing romantic situation!
By Tomatama
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 6, 2012 · 3:16 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Link doesn't speak. WHO IS SAYING THIS TO HER?!
What the artist failed to mention was that after the Skyward Sword Zelda also says that she loves you back, she pushes you off a fucking statue. True love indeed!
In Majora's Mask, you have to tell her you love her every time you go back three days.
I've seen this somewhere…
Here it is
The part where the game is listed originally states their response, in order:
(Happy Face) (Crying) (Tsundere)
(Dumbfounded) (Panic) (No Response)
Also, now you can change the artist to ちちバンド rather than unknown.
Legend of Zelda: Wait who are you?
Link to the Past: Dood we met about last week.
Ocarina of Time: I'm sorry but I can't date an 11 year old in a 17 year old's body.
Wind Waker: Tsundere :D
Twilight Princess: You only see me like three times in the entire game.
Skyward Sword: FUCKING COCKTEASE
WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!
Where's the "Um… we just met?" option.
Judging from the cold expression in Twilight Princess Zelda's eyes, it seems Hylian royalty can give less and less fucks about surprise declarations like these as they continue to age.
Wand of Gamelon:
GOOD.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/oculin/GOOD.jpg">
So is this Hyrule's version of the dating game?
"I never knew, you never said anything like that before"
Link's Awakening: Wait, I'm not even in this game!
Skyward Link: UMAD?
The others Links: YES! WE MAD! DAMN YOU!
Spirit Tracks: I'm not really into necrophilia…but thanks.
"The pants. Lose 'em."
Spirit Tracks Zelda: first get back my body and then we talk!
skyward sword zelda and windwaker zelda confirmed for moe tier.
<img src="http://beatme101.com/images/CD-i%20Link.jpg" /img>
The sexual tension in Skyward Sword could have been cut with the friggin' Master Sword.
In Twilight Princess? It felt like Link had more chances with the Gorons.
LET'S RASSLE!
This is all false, In order for it to be true,Link must actually say "i love you" which as a mute, would be impossible for him
There's no love for Minish cap, four sword or the oracle games.
Then again the oracle zelda is met at basically the last second, while the minish cap one is a childhood friend but is stone most of the game. the four sword one… uh… four guys + one girl… this is either going to end very well or very badly.
<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u94wINi11r40y1i.gif" width=450>
Tsunderes are evil, man.
DON'T DO IT BRO. DON'T DO IT.
Thank goodness this isn't a visual novel otherwise we might have some jailbait/polygamy/etc. problems with the kids here outside of Japan…
Sexual tension between Zelda and Link… cut with Fi…
THREEEESOME ANYBUDDEH?!
*runs away*
Oh boy, now let's do one for every Spongebob character.
Bubble Buddy: Sorry, but my bubbles don't blow that way.
That's what YOU hear. What we hear is:
"SHYEAAAH?"
"HYAAAH. HUT HURAAH. HSSAAAH HAH!"
so, you are still alive! hello! long time we don't talk.
I believe we should be the ones saying that to you.
Oi, we can speak coherently. It's just that all speech in Hyrule is represented by this weird floating text. We only see what the other person says or any options of what we can say.
Screaming and grunting, which is a good way to scare enemies by the way, is not speech so we just hear that normally.
you are right about that, but why you guys don't use msn anymore? since COF downfall i have't talked to you guys.
and, no a single Kid Icarus Uprising post since the game came out? Halolz, i am dssapoint.
i think link "i love you" would be a quick kiss attack.
MSN? Psssh. Get with the times, bro.
We use Skype.
comp is weak…
Link to the Past might be ruined by a little detail:
<img src="http://sharkrobot.com/images/shirt_eggoraptor_zeldaismywhat.jpg">
MY SISTER?!
Wasn't Gamelon the one time you DIDN'T have to save her ass?
I COULD EAT AN OCTOROK!
He never said anything at all before, then suddenly OMG I LOVE YOU.
I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
Forget Ocarina and Twilight Zelda, Link's got Princess Ruto and Midna.
Shame on you Alpar. Tsunderes are awesome.
It seems that as time goes on in the timeline, Link becomes more blatantly friendzoned by each generation.
There's an equation to be made out of that…..
TO THE MATHS CAVE!
*Spinning Quadratic Formula*
Also, SS Zelda is qute c:
Now, will that require the exponential formula?
How did that one go?
But aren't Link and Zelda siblings in Link to the Past?
it was something along the lines of- hang on, is it in the form of a quadratic or trigonometric graph?
Fuckfuckfuck I can't remember, where did I leave my textbook?
Ah got it….. lessee…….Cosine graphs, Sine graphs, translating, transforming graphs, AHA! Exponential functions take the form of f(x)=a^x
<img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2aHGYayGDH4/0.jpg" img>
My MOTHER?!
Ummmm, you could've just used the graph form of measuring half-life of decaying radioisotopes
….Ah feck
JOIN ME LINK AND I WILL MAKE YOUR FACE THE GREATEST IN KOREDI(i dont know if you write it like that), OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
ENOUGH, MY SHIP LEAVES IN LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
waitwat
Tsunderes aren't that bad, YANDERES is the problem.
Welp, between this, the Touhou RP accounts, and the occasional explicit image, we've officially turned into Danbooru.
Artist's pen name is Tomatama.
It looks like she left him….
*Hawkeye*
speechless.
"Master, I predict a 76% chance that Zelda would be okay with that."
Spongebob: Patrick, I…
My BROTHER?!
i still prefer minda for the twilight princess love interest
Hughbert. Hughbert everyehere.
What about Zelda II? You get kissed behind a curtain at the end of that one.
But what if the isatop is so volitile it does not have half-life, but quarter life?
<img src="http://www.paperwingspodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/LukeSkywalkerNooooo.jpg">
My FATHER?!
I dunno, dude. I… sort of have a thing for tsunderes.
…
Don't judge me.
Not to mention the large amount of tags for images here.
Otherwise known as the Zoe response.
And once again, the life cycle of a picture finally reaches its end. Though I'm surprised, I was expecting this here, THEN 9gag…
Tsunderes are funny but in a serious circumstance they're pure evil D:
But… but there's no flood of Touhou posts.
EDIT: Also there's no safe tag, no flood of rule 34, rule 64, and we have way more American than we do Japanese.
Plus we don't need an account to look up more than two tags…
…I'll give it a year. Two years actually.
rel="nofollow">NII SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?!
Then Link ran away because morning breath is terrible after sleeping for that long.
Like Vabolo said somewhere… the Gorons had a better chance with Link in TP so your opinion's not too much a stretch..
Would that be Zelda or Parasoul?
If you don't get the reference, I pity you.
<img src="http://static.tumblr.com/pevo5om/jR7lpurfs/mah_boi.jpg">
MAH BOI! DAT ASS IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!
Tough luck baby.
Also, thanks everyone who +1ed my comments back in this submission.
Stay awesome my friends.
Go watch school days. it's completely yandere free.
…and then the chances dropped to zero.
look buddy. ghosts are sexy. don't hate on them. at the very least you aren't having sex with rotting flesh.
You misspelled Midnas name and now I have to kill you.
Midna WAS riding Link half of the time.
Link was wearing the pants in that relationship.
And Midna was under his pants most of the time too.
Actually that's a common misconception, when Link's uncle said "Zelda is your …" according to word of god, what the uncle was going to say was destiny.
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the more you know
Squidward: *Door Slam*
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Been a while since the last time someone mentioned the forums, time to remind Shawn of how they used to exist.
It's because of the motion controls isn't it?
Mr. Krabs: Unless you're made of money, GET OFF ME LAWN!
THIS. NEEDS. TO. BE. ON. TOP.
+2
I'm on the case!
<img src="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129187975408698200.jpg">
Forget floods. I've yet to see even one Touhou post.
Sandy: What in tarnation are you goin' on about now?
*echoey* NO….
To live in a world without forums, is to not live at all.
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/SuicidalRedface.png">
http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&com…
I just got out of my exams today.
You have no idea how much being able to read that in Japanese validates my existence and shows me that I actually use the stuff I learn in college.
I would give you a top hat, but I only have a monocle.
Shawnie's got some… comments to apprehend…
All of a sudden, Youtube Poop
where there's smoke
they pinch back.
wind waker's link: "COME ON!!!"
hey the fine is much cheaper here than in morrowind
i'm not a huge fan of touhou but we should all submit touhou images just so we can have 1 touhou post. Ya know just for the hell of it.
I tried to do my best… but I will owe you a +1 bouquet if you decide to collect all of the Cave Johnson messages I've made in the past year and publish them.
For some reason, I may be possessed by the spirit of the insane inventor.
I
LOVE
ALL
OF YOU GLORIOUS PEOPLE.
Then came the next CDi…
We've tried this with Shawn in the past and wow does he know how to ignore submissions…
Appropriate response in all cases: "You can talk!?"
I don't know, Link had a very….fascinated look on his face when zelda floated upwards. Guess he saw something under her dress he liked.
So, every April and May, Shawn returns to his younger healthier self?
And no one is batting an eye about this?
….
Shawn holds the key to eternal youth and you shits are still bitching about a forum?!
PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!
MY DAUGHTER?!
….
*cuts tongue out*
AND THIS IS CRAZY!
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER!!!
And I thought that is a good thing?
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/8RrN3.gif">
Again with the Zoe name… Just who is this enigmatic person of which i never heard of before? (or have probably redundantly failed to notice all of the time i was on halolz…)
Hm the twilight princess Zelda response kinda reminded me of rel="nofollow">this one for some reason…
We could do something about it… IF THERE WERE FORUMS! *Starts sobbing*
Also, look at December and February. It's the same one… meaning, HE HAS A CLONING MACHINE!
LOL dude, don't we ALL return to our healthier selves when April & May come around? Birds churping, WINTER WRAP-UP, sunny weather & vitamin D? SUMMER AND BIKINIS AROUND THE CORNER!!! Yeah, I'd be looking younger too. Shit, especially with final exams draining your life away.
Then we must obverse with hasty
IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TOUCH YOU IN A PLACE WHERE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT'S NO GEWD!
…I just had to let it out…
MY SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED!?!!
WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME PUSSY CAT
"Shawn holds the key to eternal youth and you shits are still bitching about a forum?!"
…I… don't see the problem here.
Actually you forget that there's 3 timelines.
Timeline A: SS>OoT>WW
Timeline B: SS>OoT>TP
Timeline C: SS>OoT>LttP>LoZ
And then when you bring in the data for the rest of the timelines, it gets even more complex and you end up with 4 different equations and all of them look like gibberish to the untrained eye. Seriously, I've tried writing equations for this before. It did not turn out well.
You'd think… until you wake up and see plans for a steam-powered gatling gun written on the walls with what is, presumably, animal blood.
It's happened about 4 times this past month.
What is the meaning of eternal youth without forums, after all?
This gif seems to get more relevant with each passing day.
Theoretically, eternal youth would only in the end bring misery.
Forums are the only way to live.
Hughbert. This is your not-so-clearly-symbolized dream sequence.
*trippy images combined with tons of math symbols*
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
so, that is Shawn? he looks like tha guy from the Mightbusters, are they related?
Not it would be
Link's Awakening: [404 ERROR: IMAGE NOT FOUND]
He's LittleKuriboh's long lost internet brother and Ridiculously Photogenic Guy's cousin.
…Or so I have heard.
Tsundere Zelda is best Zelda.
"different Link and Zelda" -- that it why we call it fiction or a video game. In reality, you can get any particular answer from the *same* girl if you tell her "I love you" repeatedly.
Flats the Flounder: That's nice.
Now I'm gonna kick your butt.
And you forgot an apostrophe.
Plankton: Uhh… I'm married
to the twilight princess one:
that's why link went after midna.
this is the only one i would not fap to
"You've got to be kidding me".
Larry The Lobster: With muscles like these, I don't blame ya.
Oh WW Zelda, you so Tsundere.
In the first temple, Zelda is beyond the door and bathing to 'purify' herself, but Ghirahim forces you to fight him until she leaves. Link got sword blocked.
…Why does everyone seem to oppose the idea of voice actors? I mean sure CDI, BUT you could have a great voice actor, one who's actually good at it and doesn't sound retarded. VOICE ACTORS!
So only blonde zelda loves him back???
Link:"How about a kiss, for luck"?
Hey, Wind Waker Zelda was not a tsundere.
The Spirit Tracks Zelda WAS one.
Relevant picture. Anyone else agree? *looking at +33* seems like it.
I think we've established that implied dialogue is okay.
if you have a 3ds then go to eShop on it and watch Zelda skyward sword romance trailer. its funny
I'm sorry, but i have to point out there is a different version of this on *gulp* rule 34… Well I'm dead now arn't I?
My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?