Sure those TF2 shorts are pretty amazing, but I bet Pixar could blow them out of the water given the chance! Of course these aren’t actually by Pixar, they’re renders by Alex Zemke!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2012 · 12:24 PM
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It was much better than the Team Fortress 2 movie by Pixar. I mean I know Pixar's good with their films but that one was nothing but hats!
I'd say this movie was a step Up in comparison.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. GOD DAMMIT.
Portal the movie coming this fall, Valve Time
If this was made by Pixar, it would leave clues as to what the next game will be.
Betcha we won't see a crowbar in this…
and i thought the main character in wall-e barely spoke, oh shit this whole thing should be a silent movie, with just music and sound effects, even if we don't get to here glad0s it would be great!
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY HATS"*
There, I fixed that for you.
It'll be released when Valve decides to talk about HL2:E3.
The Incredible things that Pixar makes it's almost as if they could make a Story about Toys, which would be pretty Brave if you ask me.
Apparently overexposure to Aperture Science longfall boots makes you part-giraffe.
But, they did!
<img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/34342/1640035-gabe_trollface_super.jpg">
Ohh…..
God, you could put someone's eye out with that chin.
She's way too busty in the second one.
I know it shouldn't Bug me, but I hoped it would be more Life like.
Umm, that looks a lot more like a mock-up for Dreamworks than Pixar. I agree with the general "Pixar does Portal" idea, though.
You guys are Monsters for making these puns. Do you have a-Nemo'?
Well, they've kinda hit a Wall-E with realism. Where's the fun in realism? I think their style is Incredible.
SHUT UP AND FIX MY FORUMS…too soon?
i always knew gabe was hiding it from us rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
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"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY METAL"
I hope we can put these puns beside us, you Monsters.
More like Dreamworks Portal, specially with that Dramworks face on the first pic.
not by Pixar? thought so, the trademarkd pixar face on the second image seemed slightly off
Sooooooo, does WALL-E make a cameo?
'Cos that would be cool
C-c-c-combo breaker!
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY KEYS"
Wheatl-E?
Are you sure you are not thinking of the Dreamworks face?
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Hello, Chel- wait, who are you?
3 jokes in one? That takes the cake. Wait, I thought you said there was cake for me? IT WAS ALL A LIE!!!
…………. Not bad at all.
Thankfully they got ways to fix that.
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/41/Snapped_Pupil.png" width="250" height="191" />
Pixar counted to three once. That is all.
You think that chin can poke an eye out? Please.
<img src="http://sorakirei.com/anime/cosplay/drunkvash.jpg">
You so silly Marzen.
Looks more like Dreamworks to me.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY 2 REFINED!
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You was sayin'?
IT BEGINS.
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That chin could poke someone's eye out and make them contemplate suicide!
I can't get this image out of my head of GLaDOS hopping onto the screen like the Pixar lamp.
Okay, all joking aside, the idea of a Pixar-made Portal short is the best damn idea I've heard all week. Why don't the popular animation crews and video game crews try to work with one another more? Portal is the perfect game for an animation short crossover and Pixar would make it absolutely amazing.
Sure, it sounds great, but you WILL cry when the companion cube dies.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY STOUT SHAKO!
*du-duuuuu!*
To be fair, I'd rather play as Pixar-Chell than creepy-Chell.
SHUT UP AND TAKE THIS
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OH MY SWEET LORD WHAT IS THIS!?!
Something something something Toy Story 3.
Hudda unf hudda un muffa.
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I agree these puns are terrible now if you excuse me I'm going to buy some Cars.
Agreed.
broke the chain D:
It's from the trailer for the new Portal 2 DLC, the Perpetual Testing Initiative.
<img src='http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9789/pokecube.jpg' border='0'/>
Pokecube, GO!
It just goes to show you that some people just don't have the Knick Knack for pun chains.
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY METAL!
*drives car away to the sound of Iron Maiden*
He makes the companion cubes.
Out of failed attempts by Atlas and P-Body.
It appears to be a gif.
You'll find many more of those on the Internet!
Oh, you guys…
*glare*
What you did there… I saw it.
I'll take your money, Trunks.
Once you envision it….
Sleeping in the Relaxation Vault for Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine…. Nine, Ni- has done wonders for her complexion.
Sung by GLaDOS;
I wanna be the very best
Like Portal never was,
To test them is my real test
To kill them is my cause
I will stay here in my command chamber
Instructing Co-op bots
These buried labs to understand
The humans are inside
Portal 2! Gotta catch em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny,
Portal 2! oh you're my best friend (He thinks he's better than you)
In a facility we must explore,
Portal 2! a human so fragile,
Our turrets will shoot right trough,
You work for me and I'll manipulate you,
Portal 2! gotta catch' em all
Gotta catch' em all
Portal 2!
It is not possible for oneself to erase the conceptual picture from his memory of peering at the event.
That makes waaaaay too much sense.
The Companion cube will be voiced by John Ratzenberger
Could some one post that comic that has
Disneys formula for characters and Dreamwork's formula for characters?
Because I will give them a tf2 weapon if they do.
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLUUzi2VIwMh0z0SSZRCHKZzP_Z3YaoFYywRjo60M9YmlXc50z" /img>
Pixar counted to three once.
you ever notice she looks kinda like zoey from left 4 dead
here are your options
1. Fuck all this dude can render like a boss
2. fuck all this dude can render like a motherfuckin BOSS!
Pixar and boobs, coming together for the first time.
You are too brilliant.
STOP HUMPING THE SCREEN, WALLET!