For the first time ever I actually feel bad for a creeper. But only slightly.
By Gonzossm, submitted by Gungag
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now that creeper can't feed his family.
You need help, Shawn. Serious help.
Stop Minecraft, it'll save creepers…
naw let them blow up on your friends dirt houses.
I can't stop making a D: face because that was terrifying.
Well they speak the truth, I have never seen that parody before.
However, there may be a reason why nobody has made that parody before.
I uh… what did…. i don't…. I'll go now…
Rape isn't funny!
Unless it involves clowns!
I waited for a joke… what the hell man…
Okay, let's see what's on Halolz today…
A Minecraft parody? Well, I guess it could be funn-
<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110123210450/nonciclopedia/images/7/70/Amnesia_NOPE.gif">…I'm outta here!
I feel bad for that creeper as much as Tom Tucker's mustache tickles women. Only slightly, only slightly. If you think I should feel worse, just remember how many times those little green suicide shrubs killed you/destroyed your house/stole your diamonds.
That was Intriguing, but also highly disturbing…
Yeah. I thought the creeper looked a little like shawn, and now we know WHY Shawn needs help.
That's debatable. I for one find clowns to be seriously lacking in the hilarity department.
Unless they're mimes.
… Wat
We really need to get past rape jokes. It just isn't funny.
*mimes*
Huh, that's a strange way to spell speedbumps…
Let me tag along with you.
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A mime is a terrible thing to waste…
An actual appropriate time for a Redfield face to appear.
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Not shown: The child they left behind.
The site is called "Halolz", but there were no lolz to be found here.
…This made me a bit depressed, actually. I think you're doing it wrong, Shawn.
we'll take the only manly way out: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
A mime is a terrible thing.
Well, that was quite despicable, I imagined that you would have better taste than this Shawn
Ergo I am now off to more sophisticated areas of the internets
Good day, Sirrah!
*Gentlemanly Stomp Off* http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detai…
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Not enough kittens in Caturday to save this video.
pretty sure that's not how you spell "mate".
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Can't say I'm particularly perturbed but Shawn, I think you need to work on your sense of humor. This is even less funny than Courage Kratos.
….or maybe you were doing this to extract tears and woes from us.
Well it seems to be working on everyone else… bravo you magnificent troll, you.
It took years of psychiatric help for Mr. Thomas J. Creeper to recover.
It can't go home and blow up a family man?
They make great firewood.
What do creepers eat?
Sulfer?
I don't feel sorry for that creeper at all. It had every opportunity to explode during the rape and even before the rape, thus killing the guy. He must have wanted it to happen because he did nothing to stop it. That creeper's weird, man.
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I felt sad and disturbed. Those are two emotions that I would not like to experience on a daily basis.
That…that just wasn't funny.
OK this is been implied but dat fuq did I just watch D:
Rape is not funny.
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MFW When I saw this, then I went back to playing Quake.
Still not as bad as 4Chan.
I have seen worse on Gelbooru actually…..
Like they say: "Its not Rape if you like it."
gonzo makes me laugh at the strangest things…
I don't really go to Gelbooru so I'm gonna make a lazy one second assumption and think it's more or less the same as Danbooru. Anything I've seen on Danbooru hasn't really topped this video, nsfw or otherwise.
Well, still not as bad as some of the things I've seen on 4chan….
well to be honest.
i met my first in a cave. it killed me.
i then raped the next one that was in front of my house.
and since then. creepers turn away after they catch me in their line of sight
like….
Well, he wasn't kidding that it was a waste of my time =
This video was decently funny, until the rape part, then it just made me want to shoot myself.
Lets say it was very violent.
A whole new meaning to putting your ass on the line doing what you love.
The correct term is suffering.
A friend of mine constantly tricked me into seeing that stuff. Hated him at the time for it but now I'm kind of grateful since nothing on the internet disturbs me anymore.
ORLY?
I'm horribly disturbed by this…and i fight the covenant for a living…I mean…dude…
i would rather watch a homeless guy with cancer kick 15 baby puppies to death in the name of science!…..then watch this again.
This was hilarious, you guys need to quit being so uptight.
OH LORD.
"MFW when"
haha, what?
That was simply unpleasant.