Having a watchful fairy companion does raise some privacy concerns.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 22, 2012 · 1:24 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (126 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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49 Responses to “[VIDEO] Shit Navi Says”

  1. John_Know_Doe on April 22nd, 2012 1:40 pm

    too bad no one want's to buy an annoying fairy.

  2. CompletelyUnrelated on April 22nd, 2012 1:46 pm

    You underestimate the power of weird fetishes.

  3. Discord on April 22nd, 2012 1:59 pm

    THAT LINK IS A SPY!

    HE SPEAKS!!!

  4. Skrist on April 22nd, 2012 2:03 pm

    Yet they'll buy toast, cornflakes and virtual hats for over $1,000.

  5. LinkorZelda on April 22nd, 2012 2:10 pm

    Link why do you use Epona when there are cars just sitting there waiting to be stolen, don't worry they respawn as soon as you leave the room.

  6. Sir Alpar the Epic on April 22nd, 2012 2:18 pm

    Little does link know that the penny is worth picking up as Canada is removing them from production. No more spending 1.6 cents to make a 1 cent coin. Penny drives just got fucked over, but at least the few pennies circulating will be treated with more respect. Philip the nickel is now officially the lowest value in production coin.

    <img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71037_216769906377_1363634_n.jpg&quot; alt="Nickel">

  7. Prof. Luigi on April 22nd, 2012 2:31 pm

    Zelda: Wait a second! Why are you speaking?
    *Kicks link in crotch*

    Link: SHeAAH! ;(

  8. Passerby Boy on April 22nd, 2012 3:07 pm

    You never know, maybe he named his car Epona

  9. Jimmy on April 22nd, 2012 3:15 pm

    "It's a girl nickel!!!"

  10. Marzen on April 22nd, 2012 3:33 pm

    Seller lied, this fairy is not a useful hint fairy. It continuously woke me up, called me while drunk, and scared me for the hell of it.

    Would not buy again 0 stars.

  11. Guest on April 22nd, 2012 3:44 pm

    I bet once he sells her on E-bay he'll have enough rupees to fix the gaps in his teeth.
    Seriously. He doesn't even need an Ocarina to play through those holes.

  12. clfreak on April 22nd, 2012 4:01 pm

    What is this 'privacy' you speak of? Is it a type of fairy whose shouts make sense?

  13. VyseRogueKing on April 22nd, 2012 4:05 pm

    Hey Link goes to the same sites I do! I mean… Hey Link should really oughta be more careful with his alone time… yeah…

  14. Comire on April 22nd, 2012 4:06 pm

    +1 if you paused at 0:40

  15. LinkorZelda on April 22nd, 2012 5:05 pm

    <img src=http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/199/693/disgusted-mother-of-god.png?1321272571>

  16. Souleater676 on April 22nd, 2012 5:23 pm

    perv…..

  17. Souleater676 on April 22nd, 2012 5:24 pm

    Ebay? Link, save everyone the trouble, and do this:
    <img src=http://api.ning.com/files/cDn4IToOWYu0EV6oo88eAd7qn-TaleNeepPrwdtfu1VskXZurEQpQsK923SutUhFT4wKVNeIvqOCMlXBpJSJkeubHr*DuZlz/NOYOULISTEN.jpg>

  18. FrEEz on April 22nd, 2012 5:38 pm

    Rated 5 stars just for the excellent compositing.

    (In layman's terms, special effects of navi and the skulltura actually being there)

  19. Zyquux on April 22nd, 2012 5:39 pm

    Now I want to buy a brown Mustang and get a license plate that says Epona. Because that's totally never been done before.

  20. Zyquux on April 22nd, 2012 5:40 pm

    Now just make one for Fi!

  21. Zyquux on April 22nd, 2012 5:41 pm

    "So hot, you'll need your Goron suit!"

  22. VyseRogueKing on April 22nd, 2012 5:56 pm

    Youtube, this is not. No "plus 1's if…"

  23. Alpear on April 22nd, 2012 6:01 pm

    Are you nuts? It's a fairy in a bottle! That'll come in handy at my funeral.

    Heck, even the bottle would be worth it. You can never have too many bottles.

  24. Cirno on April 22nd, 2012 6:08 pm

    Are you kidding? My black market value could buy you 5 third world countries or 1 small industrialized nation.

  25. [V]mKid on April 22nd, 2012 6:29 pm

    "zzzz…. Chocolate? On the road? LOOK OUT PHILIP!"

  26. Redzeroine on April 22nd, 2012 6:40 pm

    Amazon Customer Review: ★★ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    Hello, I ordered this 'Navi' by accident from the shopkeeper because I thought it was a Naa'vi from that blue people movie. Anyways, I would not recommend this purchase to anyone looking to buy one. This thing keeps me awake at night saying "Hey, Listen" and shit. It starts out okay but then it just keeps going and going. Ugh, I had to stuff it in a shoebox to get it to shut up. It gave the occasional helpful hint every now and then but some times the hints were horribly awkward.

    I would suggest skipping this and buying a 'Fi'. Much more helpful!

    58 out of 69 people found this review helpful

  27. sonicsmash2 on April 22nd, 2012 6:42 pm
  28. Marzen on April 22nd, 2012 6:49 pm

    Apparently negative twelve people looked at it. How…… physically impossible.

  29. Souleater676 on April 22nd, 2012 7:08 pm

    If this happens, I will never play a sonic/link game again because of this battle.

  30. Souleater676 on April 22nd, 2012 7:10 pm

    You get a bunch of credit cause of that ref.
    <img src=http://www.troll.me/images/thumbs-up-jesus-says/good-work-thumb.jpg>

  31. Passerby Boy on April 22nd, 2012 7:12 pm

    Its because of the Wizards Marzen, they have invaded

  32. Kindly_Absurd on April 22nd, 2012 7:23 pm

    Well yeah, but that's Canada, in America, it costs even more to make a penny, and we still make it any way… 'MERICA!

  33. pokemon_girl on April 22nd, 2012 7:25 pm

    At least he only talks if you bump into him, and you can break him…for a little bit.

  34. Comire on April 22nd, 2012 7:29 pm

    Another victory for misplaced internet jargon XP.
    Thank you Halolz, with every day comes a new lesson in cyber protocol.

  35. Comire on April 22nd, 2012 7:37 pm

    I think he did a really good job on the crazy workout ladies' bo-…what, they were real?

  36. Comire on April 22nd, 2012 7:43 pm

    And in a few short years, you too can move out of your single bedroom/living room/rec. room tree house, to a luxury 2 bedroom apartment complete with bathroom, living spaces and view into unsuspecting ladies' apartments.

  37. Prof. Luigi on April 22nd, 2012 8:36 pm

    JESUS APPROVES!
    HECK YEAH!

  38. Prof. Luigi on April 22nd, 2012 8:38 pm

    In reply to that review:
    I found that, while much more helpful, the Fi is much slower than the Navi. So you sacrifice something for something else. However, I do agree that the Fi is better overall.

  39. Prof. Luigi on April 22nd, 2012 8:39 pm

    I love the power glove.
    Its so bad.

  40. Prof. Luigi on April 22nd, 2012 8:40 pm

    Actually, I'd like to see navi do an annoying battle with omochao.
    Kinda like the annoying battle that Fred and The Annoying Orange did.

  41. Prof. Luigi on April 22nd, 2012 8:41 pm

    Invaders from the negative world have emerged from the pipes beyond the caves!
    Run for the hills!

  42. BTSnoogans on April 23rd, 2012 1:36 am

    Well, I for one, have trouble noticing goddamn everything. A fairy that points out even the most trivial things would be quite helpful. Sure, I might get smacked with a car or two but because of my overall obliviousness I have been smacked by way worse things.

  43. BTSnoogans on April 23rd, 2012 1:39 am

    Oh, that's been done a million times over. Getting a Delorean and putting a license plate on it that says Epoch. Now that's a fresh idea.

  44. Alpear on April 23rd, 2012 7:34 am

    And then he threatens (promises?) to never help you again.
    Despite my greatest hopes, he never holds true to that.

    Therefore, he is a liar. I should not listen to his advice, because I never know what he might be lying about.

  45. Alpear on April 23rd, 2012 7:35 am

    The Fi helped my with my statistic homework! :D

  46. Skrist on April 23rd, 2012 8:23 am

    The difference being, that people would actually care about Navi vs. Omochao.

  47. Deep Thought on April 23rd, 2012 10:09 am
  48. Megasteakman on April 23rd, 2012 7:21 pm

    Just read all these comments, and I must say they are absolutely hilarious. I think I need you guys to write the next few videos we make!

    -(Guy who made Sh*t Navi Says)

  49. FoxLive on April 30th, 2012 1:53 am

    That's why I have a Tatl. Twice the rush with none of the fuss. I did have to separate it from its brother, though…

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