Makes about as much sense as making Pokemon faint and then not being able to capture them…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 17, 2012 · 1:05 AM
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No, you see, it's unsportsmanlike to JUST throw around pokeballs. You gotta look 'em in the eye before you damn them to eternal servitude.
Using a pokeball on a snorlax? that does make no sense. The chance of catching it, even when it's asleep and at low health is still pretty low. I don't know how many great balls I used to catch that snorlax, but it was enough that I couldn't buy any super potions for a long time.
edit: and yes I get the actual joke.
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I don't have a clever response.
Wake up Snorlax! You don't want to miss bedtime, do you?
Just like how you can:
1. Capture the God equivalent of the Pokemon world.
2. Breed hundreds of eggs and still not know where they came from.
3. Or how the Pokemon Centers heal your Pokemon for free and hope to see you again.
In fact, the list goes on…
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This is pretty much the inverse of Abra, who sleeps most of the day, wakes up to challenge you to a fight, and then teleports away immediately.
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How you wake up a snorlax? burn its butt, with nuclear power, yeaaaaaaaaah.
You can't catch snorlax when it's asleep, and then you wake it up to put it to sleep to catch it.
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makes just as much sense as the one Pokemon that always gets left at professor oak's table…
I'll laughed which proved that this isn't from 9gag.
Oh good, a new post. Now if someone uses my computer, the homepage won't be video game porn.
What? Logic and Pokemon don't mix? I am shocked! I am absolutely shocked!
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Clearly if a flute and some powder was what awoke Snorlax, I suppose playing tedious amounts of heavy metal music puts him to sleep?
It honestly makes me wonder why we continue to try to explain the logic behind these games…
this is ridiculous … what kind of person only has three pokemon by this point?
Why is this such a surprise? Gentlemen always give their adversaries a fighting chance!
I'm pretty confused as well, why didn't he damage it before he caught it?
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Funnily enough, to acquire women I use the sleep powder first, then whip my flute out.
I just though I would point this out because most people don't seem to notice but….
Snorlax is fat.
You know what I would do, forget the Pokeflute. All you have to do is get a pokemon to use strength then KABOOM throw it off the bridge it's sleeping on and laugh as it faints to death. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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