Snorlax Rage

Makes about as much sense as making Pokemon faint and then not being able to capture them…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 17, 2012 · 1:05 AM 
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125 Responses to “Snorlax Rage”

  1. ibbolia on April 17th, 2012 1:22 am

    No, you see, it's unsportsmanlike to JUST throw around pokeballs. You gotta look 'em in the eye before you damn them to eternal servitude.

  2. Sir Alpar the Epic on April 17th, 2012 1:24 am

    Using a pokeball on a snorlax? that does make no sense. The chance of catching it, even when it's asleep and at low health is still pretty low. I don't know how many great balls I used to catch that snorlax, but it was enough that I couldn't buy any super potions for a long time.

    edit: and yes I get the actual joke.

  3. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 17th, 2012 1:25 am

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    I don't have a clever response.

  4. SirNumel on April 17th, 2012 1:26 am

    Wake up Snorlax! You don't want to miss bedtime, do you?

  5. brent917 on April 17th, 2012 1:27 am

    Just like how you can:

    1. Capture the God equivalent of the Pokemon world.

    2. Breed hundreds of eggs and still not know where they came from.

    3. Or how the Pokemon Centers heal your Pokemon for free and hope to see you again.

    In fact, the list goes on…

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  7. Lordshadow on April 17th, 2012 1:46 am

    This is pretty much the inverse of Abra, who sleeps most of the day, wakes up to challenge you to a fight, and then teleports away immediately.

  8. UndeadLex on April 17th, 2012 1:48 am
  9. Utsuho on April 17th, 2012 1:56 am

    How you wake up a snorlax? burn its butt, with nuclear power, yeaaaaaaaaah.

  10. CosmicSkyscrapa on April 17th, 2012 2:20 am

    You can't catch snorlax when it's asleep, and then you wake it up to put it to sleep to catch it.
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  11. spartann30 on April 17th, 2012 2:29 am

    makes just as much sense as the one Pokemon that always gets left at professor oak's table…

  12. Anonymous on April 17th, 2012 2:42 am

    I'll laughed which proved that this isn't from 9gag.

  13. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 17th, 2012 3:40 am

    Oh good, a new post. Now if someone uses my computer, the homepage won't be video game porn.

  14. BTSnoogans on April 17th, 2012 4:15 am

    What? Logic and Pokemon don't mix? I am shocked! I am absolutely shocked!

  15. Treeman574 on April 17th, 2012 6:30 am

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  16. Alpar on April 17th, 2012 6:44 am

    Clearly if a flute and some powder was what awoke Snorlax, I suppose playing tedious amounts of heavy metal music puts him to sleep?

  17. TheArrived on April 17th, 2012 6:59 am

    It honestly makes me wonder why we continue to try to explain the logic behind these games…

  18. nahnah390 on April 17th, 2012 8:01 am

    this is ridiculous … what kind of person only has three pokemon by this point?

  19. PvtDisposable on April 17th, 2012 11:07 am

    Why is this such a surprise? Gentlemen always give their adversaries a fighting chance!

  20. Rexxmech on April 17th, 2012 12:54 pm

    I'm pretty confused as well, why didn't he damage it before he caught it?

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  22. Comire on April 17th, 2012 5:42 pm

    Funnily enough, to acquire women I use the sleep powder first, then whip my flute out.

  23. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 17th, 2012 5:45 pm

    I just though I would point this out because most people don't seem to notice but….

    Snorlax is fat.

  24. Maxie of Team Magma on April 17th, 2012 6:57 pm

    You know what I would do, forget the Pokeflute. All you have to do is get a pokemon to use strength then KABOOM throw it off the bridge it's sleeping on and laugh as it faints to death. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  25. TheInsaneWombat on April 17th, 2012 10:20 pm

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