We’ve lived on Destiny Islands all our lives! Although actually, I’m not exactly sure how we got here…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2012 · 10:59 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (178 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Irony, Kingdom Hearts, Playstation, Scumbag, Square Enix

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  1. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 3rd, 2012 11:04 pm

    Where is his Scumbag Hat?

  2. Josh Harry on April 3rd, 2012 11:06 pm

    Today's youth.

  3. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 3rd, 2012 11:08 pm

    I'd originally thought he just really wanted to bone Kairi, but then he didn't, and instead went after the guy whose name I can't remember.

  4. VyseRogueKing on April 3rd, 2012 11:11 pm

    What kind of teenager/preteen gives a hoot about their parents?

  5. VyseFallenPirate on April 3rd, 2012 11:11 pm

    What kind of teen/preteen/indeterminate gives a hoot about their parents?

  6. Cloak on April 3rd, 2012 11:12 pm

    They obviously died, but he forgot to become Batman.

  7. Valvatorez on April 3rd, 2012 11:15 pm

    C'mon Halolz, I'm trying to not buy a 3DS only because of KH 3D

    So, please, no more KH lolz

  8. Marzen on April 3rd, 2012 11:15 pm

    And even then, when he found one of them, didn't he leave her behind like an asshole to go after his mancrush?

  9. spplmj on April 3rd, 2012 11:23 pm

    If there is anything Japanese games have taught me… its that parents dont exist

  10. Sir_Nox on April 3rd, 2012 11:29 pm

    Goes into castle looking for Mickey.

    Forgets everyone he has ever known.

  11. Souleater676 on April 3rd, 2012 11:50 pm

    *cough* Gentlemen…….
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    In japan, the parents are sex crazed, lunatics.

    That is all.

  12. Jimmy on April 4th, 2012 12:14 am


    Orphans. Orphans Everywhere.

  13. The AntiVillain on April 4th, 2012 2:35 am

    in the disney-verse they know their parents are dead

  14. FrEEz on April 4th, 2012 4:33 am

    I miss this game :/

  15. bart95 on April 4th, 2012 6:19 am

    In KH1 near the start when he goes to save the raft from a storm you hear his mum calling him. "Sora! Dinner's ready!".

    Always wondered about her…

  16. EvilAspirin on April 4th, 2012 6:42 am

    Everyone knows that between the ages of 10 and 18 you abandon your parents to go off and save the world from disaster. That's what everyone else did right? I mean, I found it strange that people wouldn't let me into their houses to find items to help me on my quest and that whenever I tried to form a party nobody showed up.

    Anyway, in a few years time I'll be the right age to be the old man of the group and I can help the kids save the world. I can't see there being any problems this time….

  17. HughbertEsq on April 4th, 2012 7:33 am

    Well the LAST thing we need is the kind of JRPG Hero who not only whines about his frieeeeeeeeeends but also whines "MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" a' la Batman style

  18. Ice_Cold_Water on April 4th, 2012 8:43 am


    "Hold on guys… I gotta take this…"

    "Hello? Daaaaad… Nooo… I… I can't do the laundr…. What? No, Dad! I'm hanging with Goofy… Yes! The Disney character!! NO DAD! I'M NOT GAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!"

  19. Ovahdrive on April 4th, 2012 9:30 am

    Sora's back story is so god damned convoluted anymore, I'm not sure he was even born. He probably hatched from an egg or some other such nonsense.

  20. dope92 on April 4th, 2012 10:44 am

    *searches for zoe*


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  21. BTSnoogans on April 4th, 2012 3:28 pm

    Aww… No more Alpars means no more orgy.

  22. BTSnoogans on April 4th, 2012 3:35 pm

    Looks like you're the one who needs a dictionary.

  23. Jimmy on April 4th, 2012 4:22 pm

    I have absolutely NO IDEA what you are talking about my dope92, little penguin friend. Not a damn clue. Care for a creamsicle?

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  24. sheggy on April 4th, 2012 7:15 pm

    well it turns out his mom is mysterious figure!

  25. Eddshere on April 5th, 2012 3:55 pm

    Bad parenting.
    REALLY bad parenting.

  26. JboneDRS on April 7th, 2012 5:12 am

    Maybe the island is just where the parents send the retarded kids so they don't get in the way for the day.

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