Luigi never wins... (comic)

A truly crushing realization… Luigi will never win, no matter the circumstances!
By Bryan Lacie [KakuJomics]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 28, 2012 · 9:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (327 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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Artistic, Depressing, Failure, Irony, Nintendo, Off Duty, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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93 Responses to “Luigi never wins…”

  1. Mentlegen on February 28th, 2012 10:01 pm

    Just hope that Masterluigi won't goomba stomp Shawn.

  2. smashter on February 28th, 2012 10:03 pm

    Hey, at least he was finally Player one!

    … Playing as Mario…

    I guess this is why he has this:

  3. Drake148 on February 28th, 2012 10:04 pm

    Just wait for Luigi Mansion 2…… Who was that brother with the M? I don't remember him.

  4. BLAMEY0URFATE on February 28th, 2012 10:06 pm

    The funny part is that they're playing with wiimotes instead of gamecube controllers….that's just silly

  5. ibbolia on February 28th, 2012 10:12 pm

    Just remember Luigi, it's only a game…wait, your whole Universe is only a game…

    Just remember Luigi, you're the only one in the series to get a whole mansion. Although I suppose that castle counts.

    Just remember Luigi, Bowser isn't trying to murder you. He can't even remember who you are…I'll stop now.

  6. Wetmang on February 28th, 2012 10:14 pm

    Forever a #2…. a big green #2.

  7. Nick Soapdish on February 28th, 2012 10:16 pm

    Luigi should have picked Ike.

  8. HoopleDoople on February 28th, 2012 10:20 pm

    Hmm… this seems familiar.

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  9. Valvatorez on February 28th, 2012 10:23 pm

    Oh well, one day Luigi will have his revenge…

    <img src="; alt="It's a stone, Luigi" />

    With his football!

  10. IncredulousEric on February 28th, 2012 10:24 pm
  11. invadingduck on February 28th, 2012 10:29 pm

    So Luigi loses when he wins, but never wins when he loses. How perplexing.

  12. Lordshadow on February 28th, 2012 10:33 pm

    I always forget the image syntax, but…
    Luigi can win.

  13. AuraGuyChris on February 28th, 2012 10:34 pm

    *Sees Onett's drugstore*

    Oh, it's Smash Bros.! I thought it was a real situation.

    *Sees Results Screen*

    Good for you, Luig-

    *Sees who's playing as who*


  14. Ice_Cold_Water on February 28th, 2012 10:35 pm

    Mario only lost because he's kicking a bad habit… damn you withdrawal…
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  15. Rexxmech on February 28th, 2012 10:43 pm

    huh, not even Luigi wants to be Luigi

  16. VyseRogueKing on February 28th, 2012 11:03 pm

    So… who won?

  17. MasterLuigi452 on February 28th, 2012 11:19 pm


  18. Jimmy on February 28th, 2012 11:21 pm

    I found this awesome because for a brief moment, I really thought Luigi won for once.

    I just wish that Nintendo would make some new games with Luigi rescuing Daisy for once…she's a popular character in the Mario Party series, Mario Kart series, and Mario Sports franchise. It's a pity that all we really know about her is that she's from Sarasaland and that she first appeared in the game Super Mario Land. (I read some where that her personality is tomboyish and outgoing as compared to Luigi who is more timid and lacks bravery but, I can't remember where…).

    Also, I find anything to do with Luigi humorous.

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  19. MasterLuigi452 on February 28th, 2012 11:25 pm

    Also, 4 Mario related submissions in a row…
    What black magic is this?

  20. TheFancyPants on February 28th, 2012 11:30 pm

    How interesting…
    The only winning move is not to play.

  21. The AntiVillain on February 28th, 2012 11:43 pm

    in the girlfriend being "kidnapped" department i would say luigi beats mario by a long shot

  22. dope92 on February 29th, 2012 12:03 am

    LUIGI: I saved you from king boo when you were stupid enough to get caught and im always your backup whenever you don't feel like it


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  23. Zoe on February 29th, 2012 12:26 am
  24. Hong_Meiling on February 29th, 2012 1:50 am

    This reminds Me of that time Playing M.U.G.E.N….

  25. TheArrived on February 29th, 2012 4:24 pm

    There is a lot of paying attention to Weegee going on here.

    Wait, who were we talking about again?

  26. PortalMan118 on February 29th, 2012 7:32 pm

    I wonder if this is how Daisy feels about Peach?

  27. Chonen on March 1st, 2012 4:35 pm

    I think it would have been more fitting/effective to list Mario as "P1"

  28. Zoe on March 1st, 2012 7:38 pm

    Anybody noticed that the Wii is upside down?

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