Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-up’s, he pushes the Mushroom Kingdom DOWN.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 27, 2012 · 5:40 PM 
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50 Responses to “[VIDEO] Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros.”

  1. Newt on February 27th, 2012 5:46 pm

    I doubt that's the fastest anyone's ever played Super Chuck Bros. You could probably shave off .5 seconds by going underground.

  2. John_Know_Doe on February 27th, 2012 5:54 pm

    never before has chuck Norris been this awesome. Well exempt when he killed the devil, made the grand canyon, fought himself, fell from the moon to earth, defeated superman without Kryptonite, make life…

  3. Skrist on February 27th, 2012 5:57 pm

    This is fake because that is not Chuck Norris, due to the fact that he needed a grappling hook to grab the castle.
    If that were really him, the castle would've come to him out of fear.

  4. Comire on February 27th, 2012 6:28 pm

    So it seems where Capt. Falcon failed, Chuck Norris conquered. Oh hail the O mighty Chuck.

  5. Marzen on February 27th, 2012 6:33 pm

    Yeah yeah, you guys can start yer Chuck Norris cult. I'll stick with my religion over here.

    Oh Batman, who art in Gotham, Wayne be thy name…

  6. Awesomecake on February 27th, 2012 6:34 pm

    Actually, Chuck never did reach the flag-pole.

  7. ChemicalKirby on February 27th, 2012 6:49 pm

    When Chuck Norris enters a castle, a princess is in it.

  8. FoxyMayo on February 27th, 2012 6:54 pm

    Fuck. Did I find the old Barrens chat?

  9. shadow649 on February 27th, 2012 7:05 pm

    See how the play arrow in the video overlaps the vs? It's because the arrow is actually a greater than sign. Chuck Norris>Mario There is no competition.

  10. Jimmy on February 27th, 2012 7:17 pm
  11. Mr_Spaz on February 27th, 2012 7:17 pm

    I'm honestly getting fed up with all this Chuck Norris shit. He invaded WoW, I can live with that (WoW sucks anyway), but putting him in SMB just crossed the line.

    -Erects shields because he senses the -1 bombardment.-

  12. TheInsaneWombat on February 27th, 2012 7:19 pm

    If Chuck Norris has sex with the Mario Brothers, it will be because he has run out of princesses.

    (That's one of them Chuck Norris facts. Exceptin' ya know, Mario-lized.)

  13. SpaghettiWeegee on February 27th, 2012 7:29 pm

    And he's playing on hard mode. =D

    In other news, I recently started an all-monk run of Final Fantasy I, and I named my four monks Bruce, Jackie, Mr. T, and Chuck. Even though their stat gains are randomized, Chuck is by far the strongest only 20 levels in.

    It's a sign.

  14. Gary_Blue on February 27th, 2012 8:09 pm

    Sorry, your princess is in my other pants.

    (Braces for jeers)

  15. IncredulousEric on February 27th, 2012 9:37 pm

    Nothing intelligent I can add to this one so…
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  16. Mentlegen on February 27th, 2012 10:43 pm

    I was about to post a comment about Chuck Norris finding our forums, but then I remembered that Chuck Norris jokes are absurdly overused, to the point of making "arrows in the knee" and the majority of Youtube comments look fresh and original.

    Just kidding. I never forgot that they were awful.

  17. BTSnoogans on February 27th, 2012 10:48 pm

    I won't be impressed until I see him do this to Kaizo Mario World.

  18. Alpar on February 27th, 2012 10:48 pm

    Let the blind fanboyish comments… commence!.

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