Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-up’s, he pushes the Mushroom Kingdom DOWN.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 27, 2012 · 5:40 PM 
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50 Responses to “[VIDEO] Chuck Norris vs Super Mario Bros.”

  1. Newt on February 27th, 2012 5:46 pm

    I doubt that's the fastest anyone's ever played Super Chuck Bros. You could probably shave off .5 seconds by going underground.

  2. John_Know_Doe on February 27th, 2012 5:54 pm

    never before has chuck Norris been this awesome. Well exempt when he killed the devil, made the grand canyon, fought himself, fell from the moon to earth, defeated superman without Kryptonite, make life…

  3. Skrist on February 27th, 2012 5:57 pm

    This is fake because that is not Chuck Norris, due to the fact that he needed a grappling hook to grab the castle.
    If that were really him, the castle would've come to him out of fear.

  4. Newt on February 27th, 2012 6:23 pm

    Grammar Hammer time!
    *Never
    *Chuck
    *Well,
    *except
    *made

  5. Comire on February 27th, 2012 6:28 pm

    So it seems where Capt. Falcon failed, Chuck Norris conquered. Oh hail the O mighty Chuck.

  6. Marzen on February 27th, 2012 6:33 pm

    Yeah yeah, you guys can start yer Chuck Norris cult. I'll stick with my religion over here.

    Oh Batman, who art in Gotham, Wayne be thy name…

  7. Awesomecake on February 27th, 2012 6:34 pm

    Actually, Chuck never did reach the flag-pole.

  8. ChemicalKirby on February 27th, 2012 6:49 pm

    When Chuck Norris enters a castle, a princess is in it.

  9. FoxyMayo on February 27th, 2012 6:54 pm

    Fuck. Did I find the old Barrens chat?

  10. shadow649 on February 27th, 2012 7:05 pm

    See how the play arrow in the video overlaps the vs? It's because the arrow is actually a greater than sign. Chuck Norris>Mario There is no competition.

  11. Jimmy on February 27th, 2012 7:17 pm
  12. Mr_Spaz on February 27th, 2012 7:17 pm

    I'm honestly getting fed up with all this Chuck Norris shit. He invaded WoW, I can live with that (WoW sucks anyway), but putting him in SMB just crossed the line.

    -Erects shields because he senses the -1 bombardment.-

  13. TheInsaneWombat on February 27th, 2012 7:19 pm

    If Chuck Norris has sex with the Mario Brothers, it will be because he has run out of princesses.

    (That's one of them Chuck Norris facts. Exceptin' ya know, Mario-lized.)

  14. SpaghettiWeegee on February 27th, 2012 7:29 pm

    And he's playing on hard mode. =D

    In other news, I recently started an all-monk run of Final Fantasy I, and I named my four monks Bruce, Jackie, Mr. T, and Chuck. Even though their stat gains are randomized, Chuck is by far the strongest only 20 levels in.

    It's a sign.

  15. Deep Thought on February 27th, 2012 7:30 pm

    Thy Kyle come, Katarn be done.
    On Dromund Kaas as it is on Yavin.

  16. KeyBlader1 on February 27th, 2012 7:37 pm

    Actually, I am in total agreement with you. Chuck Norris is overrated, and besides, everyone knows Bruce Lee kicked the crap out of Chuck.

  17. The AntiVillain on February 27th, 2012 7:37 pm

    i was about to say the same thing
    chuck norris only needs to glare and say "come"

  18. The AntiVillain on February 27th, 2012 7:40 pm

    the moon to the earth
    ^parallel structure

  19. MasterLuigi452 on February 27th, 2012 8:03 pm

    And there is only one man who can match his power…
    And that is…
    Captain Falcon…

  20. MasterLuigi452 on February 27th, 2012 8:03 pm

    MARZEN YOU FOOL!
    WE WORSHIP THE ALL MIGHTY CAPTAIN FALCON HERE!!

  21. Gary_Blue on February 27th, 2012 8:09 pm

    Sorry, your princess is in my other pants.

    (Braces for jeers)

  22. Gary_Blue on February 27th, 2012 8:12 pm

    You spelled Gary Oak wrong

  23. TransPM on February 27th, 2012 8:34 pm

    A sign that Bruce will soon rise up to obliterate everything?

  24. SpaghettiWeegee on February 27th, 2012 9:09 pm

    And when Chuck Norris enters a princess

  25. IncredulousEric on February 27th, 2012 9:37 pm

    Nothing intelligent I can add to this one so…
    <img src="http://tsminteractive.com/files/2011/09/tumblr_lkn7lnF4Rz1qi7ymho1_500.gif&quot; width="400">

  26. ProfessorLuigi on February 27th, 2012 9:40 pm

    Ow.
    Ow.
    Ow.
    Ow.

  27. IncredulousEric on February 27th, 2012 9:44 pm
  28. IncredulousEric on February 27th, 2012 9:51 pm
  29. BTSnoogans on February 27th, 2012 10:31 pm

    It also works on your average woman. And in some cases, men.

  30. BTSnoogans on February 27th, 2012 10:33 pm

    Thank you. I've been saying this ever since I first heard a Chuck Norris joke.

  31. BTSnoogans on February 27th, 2012 10:38 pm

    THERE IS NO DIFFICULTY SETTINGS IN SUPER MARIO BROS.!!!!
    *Harumph*

    Also, only 20 levels in? Only? You're saying that like it's nothing. It takes forever to level up in Final Fantasy.

  32. death_by_Cucco on February 27th, 2012 10:40 pm
  33. Mentlegen on February 27th, 2012 10:43 pm

    I was about to post a comment about Chuck Norris finding our forums, but then I remembered that Chuck Norris jokes are absurdly overused, to the point of making "arrows in the knee" and the majority of Youtube comments look fresh and original.

    Just kidding. I never forgot that they were awful.

  34. Alpar on February 27th, 2012 10:45 pm

    Yeah, coincidence. Bruce Lee is ten times the man Norris will ever legitimately be. Appropriately, born in the year of the dragon, he was destined to be awesome wherever he went. He Megaman'd everything he's learned from martial arts into his own style, wrote books, has his shirt off pretty much every movie scene, even proved muscle doesn't equal might. At heaviest, Lee was probably about no more than 170 pounds. Yet he could do pushups with over 250 pounds sitting straight on his back. He's practically earned his own place in standing of martial arts history as long as we'll continue to hold it out of history.

    Chuck Norris is just some internet meme people ripped one day. And probably wouldn't even be popular if not for Lee.

    Bruce Lee over Chuck Norris. All day everyday. My prompted rant is over.

  35. BTSnoogans on February 27th, 2012 10:48 pm

    I won't be impressed until I see him do this to Kaizo Mario World.

  36. Alpar on February 27th, 2012 10:48 pm

    Let the blind fanboyish comments… commence!.

  37. The AntiVillain on February 27th, 2012 10:55 pm

    what is this woman you speak of
    is it a pokemon?

  38. VyseRogueKing on February 27th, 2012 11:31 pm

    I can only wonder what he could have accomplished if he was still alive to this day. He probably would've figured out the kamehameha by now. D:

  39. Mentlegen on February 27th, 2012 11:44 pm
  40. dope92 on February 28th, 2012 12:42 am

    piplup?

  41. Zyquux on February 28th, 2012 12:57 am

    *Ahehehem*
    *Dons Overused Meme cap*

    You used to wonder where the forums were, but then Chuck Norris shot you in the knee with an arrow.

    *Removes Overused Meme cap*

    I'm so sorry.

  42. Zyquux on February 28th, 2012 12:59 am

    …There's a castle is in her?

    Never heard that one before.

  43. Gary_Blue on February 28th, 2012 1:28 am

    Sir, you put that link away or I am definitely telling my sister not to give you or Red a town map.

    Not that he needs one on top of a mountain.

  44. blargenth on February 28th, 2012 3:13 am

    Whens it gonna be my turn?
    ow.
    ow.
    ow.
    ow.

  45. BTSnoogans on February 28th, 2012 3:42 am

    No, nothing like that. They're kind of like men but they're scary and harder to talk to.

  46. GanjalfTheGreen on February 28th, 2012 4:47 am

    Oh good, maybe you could tell me where can I find Mankrik's wife?

  47. lolchainswords on February 28th, 2012 4:52 am

    well, I agree but Norris isnt just an actor or a poser, he received a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu from the Machado family. and is the grand master and founder of Chun Kuk Do (which is derived from Tang Soo Do which he also mastered)

  48. SpaghettiWeegee on February 28th, 2012 12:23 pm
  49. BraveSirJim on February 28th, 2012 12:29 pm

    Damn you TV Tropes! Damn yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!

  50. KT93 on March 4th, 2012 12:32 pm

    It is not coincidence that Bruce Lee died mysteriously. The report from the corner stated that Lee died from blunt force trauma to the head. I believe this was probably done by the Chinese mafia because they hated him due to the fact that he was teaching martial arts to foreigners, aka Chuck Norris, and Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

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