Dammit! These guys are NEVER around when I need them!
By Kristian Nygard [Optipess]
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Every. Goddamn. Time.
And then they appear when you don't even have the space to move the block to the designed place
To quote a certain god:
He plays it on the PC with the arrow keys. He deserves no better.
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"Can I have a long one please? Why must these infernal blocks tease!"
Considering the amount of Facebook Tetris Battle I've been consuming, this cuts deep.
Face it, dude…he's not coming.
Except said god did not give line piece until the player had plugged the gap.
That guy is out of line.
Excuse me, a corner is waiting…
He was punishing him for his hubris.
Rolled up sleeves. Sh*t got srs.
He obviously was setting up his failure the best way he could.
And he gets paid leave? What a douche…
Nowdays, we have Hold box for emergency cases.
Of course, where is the fun in that when we can't rage at the piece that we need?
But there was no turned back hat… *Flips through book* Is this even possible?!
Suddenly: Circle Piece.
"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?"
You know where that would have really come in handy?
Ugh. I was up pretty late going through this last night. I had to start the game over about 5 or 6 times because I kept getting every tetrimino except for the one I needed. The damn line piece.
…You know, that third panel does look like a paradise of sorts. Maybe they are gifts sent from above.
I think Whitney Houston might have had a tetris addiction. I heard she couldn't stop doing lines.
I feel his pain. But I'm a masochist who obsessive-compulsively refrains from making any lines disappear until I get a tetris.
It was nothing compared to the reverse square piece.
We may have to put you in the penalty box.
I'M HAVING FUN DAMMIT!
Never too soon.
Level 1? Please…try panicking when you're on level 35 and there's no end in sight to the squiggly pieces.
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Can't let you use that Hold Box
Why is there more shiny light in his room than in Line Block Paradise?
Wow… you made all of the crack dealers on the western coast cry a little bit more…
I hate it… Absolutely HATE it when this happens.
This man speaks the truth.
Also, a bit off topic.
How's the Minecraft server coming along?
The image is broken to me…
Can you re-embed it?
Same as the forums. In the plans, not in production. :|
How lazy can you guys be?
Or is it just takes a lot of time?
Hey if I was in charge of a site that corresponds with making people laugh, I would louse my ass off too.
That was on halolz a long time ago you know…
>How lazy can you guys be?
Pretty lazy, but that's not really what's going on.
>Or is it just takes a lot of time?
Well, no. We're just busy with other stuff right now. I'd really like to get it done, but there's a lot of stuff on our plate.
And block you from ever returning.
I know. Guess who gets footed with the martini bills every Thursday?
Why do we always fall in puns? If you ask me, it makes us look like squares.
So my best guess is LevelUp Studio related works/other important stuff comes first and THEN forum and Minecraft.
We don't fall into puns, we line up for 'em!
Well, score one for us then.
I always laugh when the god of tetris gave the player enough line pieces to remove the plug he made in his column…and the player screwed it up.
yes i know just linking the video chimental mentioned
You know what's missing too? The Forums.
Its good that we're looking at this from the right angle
And not a single line piece was given that day…
Pun-crackers and cheese are the meal of the day.
How about some Tea[block]?
You could have, you know, linked the related Halolz post instead.
I have a friend who's existence is being the Avatar of Murphy's Law.
That sounds like the kind of thing that would happen to him…
He BSoD'd on a BSoD, tripped up stairs and then fell back down the stairs, and managed to start a grease fire in his cornflakes because of a freak accident involving a careless roommate with a cigarette and a gas leak in the cereal cupboard. And it ended up more or less looking like this:
So it's a square piece that erases a square shaped section of blocks and removes any points they were worth?
Or is it a 4x4 hollow square? (not likely, it's called tetris because each piece is 4 segments large)
Either one would be sufficiently rage inducing.
Looks like this player
Just got blocked.
we're a bunch of L-osers
Spontaneous cereal combustion. My life is complete.
The stairs part sounds like me, Are you sure your friend is not Hina.?
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Oh, I thought the broken image was what brought on the Every. Goddamn. Time.
And then, when all seemed hopeless and surely he would fail….
Still no fucking line piece. D:<
You see, line piece is an individual, he doesn't care much about "fitting in."
Thank you, thank you *bows out*
Really funny, yet I have nothing to post. So I'll share my opinion of this picture, and this!
I blame school. The failed American Education System. Giver of homework and destroyer of souls.
Hey. Just DROPping in to FIT some puns into this comment chain.I don't mean to put a negative SPIN on things but I'm having a little bit of trouble PIECING a good comment together.
And that makes four puns. How appropriate.
Well, I bet sardines would… Well if you had some sardines, you could… Um… I don't know. You're the one who's good at sardine comments.
Must obey master swirly-thing. Must +1 Ice_Cold_Water.
What just hap- Oh, you are getting devious with your unrelated pictures.
Okay, two steps to fixing the forums shouldn't really kill anyone. Not to be impatiently rude, but if you want it done fast and free of charge, you can leave it to me. Or hell, there's a billion others I know that would help me if I was in charge, who are probably more well suited for the situation. Your call?
I don't get it.
You're like that one friend that no one invited over, yet still insists to show up to the house to drink all the sodas and flush all the cheez-its down the toilet.
Do it, Trunks. Pweeeease? We'll stop bothering you and Shawn about it!
Oh, back at the days where I was a tyrant… Those days where I could just stare at the screen and the block's would just scramble so they would leave space to them.
But, now that I falled into hades and met the power of sardines, I've managed to beat the crap outta their lineage, so now, everytime I need them, they just come to me
Ice_Cold_Water is Mad Mod!!!
Don't look at the Hypno-screen!!!
Why on EARTH would you flush perfectly good Cheez-its down the toilet? There are starving kids in India that would KILL for a Cheez-it!!!
THOSE FKING LINES!!!!
I never thought about it.
Clearly line piece is red because of its lack of sunscreen and gratuitous sunbathing excursions.
You know nothing of me or my ways. Go away.
In my experience, this only happens during knockoff Tetris games. In official products like the NES version or GB version the pieces all appear pretty evenly.
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