Pokemon Fake ID Comic

Nice try Junior!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2012 · 1:16 AM 
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92 Responses to “I KNOW A FAKE ID WHEN I SEE ONE”

  1. Pooptickler on February 24th, 2012 1:19 am


  2. ChaosController on February 24th, 2012 1:21 am

    This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

  3. Korotini_Notlad on February 24th, 2012 1:21 am

    I wonder what tipped him off…….the lack of wings?

  4. troutmonkey on February 24th, 2012 1:23 am

    I think the first pokemon was the best. Go charizard

  5. tveye on February 24th, 2012 1:31 am

    "But, I'm really lever 45!"

  6. UndeadLex on February 24th, 2012 1:37 am

    Of course it's a fake, it SHOULD read "Scorching Whirlwind", and not "Fire Spin".

  7. The AntiVillain on February 24th, 2012 1:39 am

    or charmander had a douchbag trainer and pressed b every time it tried to evolve

  8. TomQuoVadis on February 24th, 2012 1:50 am

    Does the DMV randomly hand out holographic IDs?

  9. Bobomberman on February 24th, 2012 1:55 am

    What kind of club would Charmander want into is what I want to know… my guess is one in a top percentile of some sort…

  10. Henry_Wong on February 24th, 2012 2:04 am

    <img src=http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/6/128834993762989795.jpg>

    That bouncer should have taken that ID

  11. Newt on February 24th, 2012 2:06 am

    *Charizard walks up to bouncer*
    I think you'll find…
    *hands bouncer holographic card*
    …THIS suitable?
    Bouncer: Oh, of course! Please, come in!
    *Charizard walks past bouncer*
    BOUNCER was defeated!
    DITTO gained $4052!

  12. SirRainbowBlitz on February 24th, 2012 2:28 am

    Now to ponder why that Charmander bothered putting on clothes if it wasn't to disguise himself as a human…

  13. BTSnoogans on February 24th, 2012 2:56 am

    I may be over thinking this but… am I to assume by this picture that Pokemon age based on their evolution? Charmander used a fake ID claiming to be Charizard. What if that Charmander is older than a Charizard, but unlike the Charizard, it just wasn't trained enough? Would the Charizard still be more of an adult than Charmander? And what of the single-evolution Pokemon? Do they never grow up?

  14. MeatyMcSausage on February 24th, 2012 2:57 am

    Well what would he have done if the bouncer asked him a question?
    B: "Charizard, huh? Well if that's what you are, can you pronounce that for me?"
    C: "Ch-Cha-Char-Char-ar-ar-ar-mmmmmmmmmmmaaaiiaaiaiaaaa-"

  15. BTSnoogans on February 24th, 2012 3:03 am

    Charmander: Ok. You caught me. I'm not really Charizard.
    *Pulls out another Pokemon card*
    Charmander: I'm actually Blastoise.
    Bouncer: You're not on the list.
    Charmander: *Pulling out another card* I was just kidding you. I'm actually Mewtwo.
    Bouncer: You're still not on the list.
    Charmander: I can do this all night, sir. I've got like, 500 more of these things.
    *Pulls out another card*
    Charmander: Chansey.
    Bouncer: *sigh* Not on the list.

  16. NotB0b on February 24th, 2012 4:06 am

    This is exactly what happened to me when I tried it. Except with more broken teeth.

  17. VyseRogueKing on February 24th, 2012 4:17 am

    Oh man that's gotta burn.

  18. Nick Soapdish on February 24th, 2012 6:16 am

    That bouncer is doing a much better job then Professor Oak is doing at the lesbian only bar down the street. He keeps on asking entrants the same question.

  19. Jimmy on February 24th, 2012 6:25 am

    Bouncer: I could have seen if the kid looked like a Charmeleon, but a Charizard was pushin' it.

  20. Skrist on February 24th, 2012 7:33 am

    The kid should have flashed this instead.
    <img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N9SqtG_eWq8/TlhHY2hy7oI/AAAAAAAAABw/Hbl87vluYRI/s1600/BlueEyesWhiteDragonDPKB-EN-SR-1E.png&quot; height="300" width="250">
    I can hardly tell the difference! 9 o 6

  21. IncredulousEric on February 24th, 2012 11:01 am

    Well this is a Pok-tacular Week. I tapped for ideas so…
    <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/254/655/849.gif&quot; width="400">

  22. PvtDisposable on February 24th, 2012 11:23 am

    Stuff happened since the picture man…you have no IDea!

  23. PvtDisposable on February 24th, 2012 11:28 am

    What kind of dance club has a lawn? Why is there nobody in line? Why do I keep asking questions?

  24. Hyze on February 24th, 2012 12:16 pm

    Suddenly I'm inspired to go downtown and try to get into a bar with a Charizard as my ID.

    They won't let me in, but imagine what will go through people's heads when they look up on the Wall of Shame and see a Charizard next to all the "McLovins".

  25. Idontneedtoputnoname on February 24th, 2012 2:07 pm

    Any one else think that bouncer is Samus in a costume?

  26. TopRattata on February 24th, 2012 2:30 pm


  27. DiamyoAlex on February 24th, 2012 2:30 pm

    But I really am level 18!

  28. PortalMan118 on February 24th, 2012 5:54 pm

    Hey, he shouldn't be in there in the first place, with those level 50's and evoled Pokemon. WHAT IF HE GOT A RARE CANDY!? THOSE THINGS FUCK YOU UP!!!

  29. AuraGuyChris on February 24th, 2012 6:56 pm

    Junior: "I'll swear to god, when I evolve twice, I'll eat you."

  30. cnightmare072 on February 26th, 2012 10:10 pm

    *sigh* Fake Cards. I always hated that.

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