N is the master of sending mixed messages.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 18, 2012 · 8:11 AM 
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Advice Meme, Highly Illogical Captain, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon

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  1. Pickles on February 18th, 2012 8:22 am

    See lampshade hanging for Pokemon Black/White on TV Tropes.

  2. TCC on February 18th, 2012 8:28 am
  3. sonicsmash2 on February 18th, 2012 8:32 am
  4. AngelAreku on February 18th, 2012 8:38 am

    N's hypocrisy is so well-shaped. Maybe he'll be a politician in the next game(s)!

  5. Deep Thought on February 18th, 2012 8:39 am

    The worst part is that they then lose… badly.

    Why would you put yourself through something like that?!?

  6. TheInsaneWombat on February 18th, 2012 9:03 am

    I have been shown the error of my ways by defeating you horribly, N! You have taught me that annoying twats should be sent to a different continent! *shoots N with a tranquilizer*

  7. Valvatorez on February 18th, 2012 9:30 am

    Screw the rules, I have green hair!

  8. The AntiVillain on February 18th, 2012 9:36 am

    N=Liberal college girl

  9. jyndtactica on February 18th, 2012 9:44 am

    If the error of my ways is wrong I do not want to be right.

  10. PvtDisposable on February 18th, 2012 9:51 am

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    Duh! I was obviously battling them ironically. Someone like you wouldn't understand

  11. pojo458 on February 18th, 2012 9:54 am
  12. C__F on February 18th, 2012 10:31 am

    Raise your Pokémon into unbeatable murder machines (the philosophy of Team Rocket).
    They love you for it.

    Use new Pokémon for every route (the philosophy of N).
    They never get to know you properly.

    This makes Team Rocket more ethical than Team Plasma.
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    Suck it.

  13. Skrist on February 18th, 2012 10:55 am

    Wants to free all pokemon from pokeballs, doesn't ever free a single one.
    N is such a great politician -- I mean pokemon trainer!

  14. Chimental on February 18th, 2012 11:15 am

    Hey at least he releases them after the battle.

    You know, except that giant dragon pokemon that's been said to have power over people…

  15. Leo E. on February 18th, 2012 11:45 am

    I'd like to point out that whenever you fight him, he uses Pokemon from the surrounding area… so basically he's just asking nearby Pokemon to cooperate with him, and they agree…

  16. Missingno. on February 18th, 2012 11:57 am

    Fight fire with fire!

    It's not very effective …

  17. Fryez on February 18th, 2012 11:58 am

    Scumbag N.

  18. GazzyW007 on February 18th, 2012 12:21 pm

    I'd like to see N wax on with his philosopy, and then bring out a shotgun to intimidate the player into dropping his mons so that N can release them.

    It'd be funny at the least.

  19. bossfight1 on February 18th, 2012 1:07 pm

    I think Team Plasma is Nintendo taking the piss out of PETA.

  20. LinkorZelda on February 18th, 2012 2:20 pm

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  21. AfroKirby64 on February 18th, 2012 3:17 pm

    N being a metaphorical figure for politicians is as blatantly obvious as saying that Grimer and Gastly can be seen as a entities representing the polution in water and air respectively, or perhaps oil spills in Grimers case. Jynx are promiscuous woman, representing lust or sexual promiscuous hookers, crushed under the icy wrath that caused them to look toward this habit. Miltanks represent men and woman who have a heart, filled with pure evil and wrath, a murderous revenge toward anybody who dare challenge it. Crushing everybody under it's bovine ass when performing a Rollout. Miltanks are evil. Avoid them at all cost. Miltanks are just like Osama Bin Laden… But instead of a huge ass airplane colliding with a building, it's the ass of a cow, mooing with hatred for your Pokemon as it crushes your Typhlosion under it's bovine ass.

  22. Clint on February 18th, 2012 4:10 pm

    Seems legit.

  23. Omnomynous on February 18th, 2012 4:34 pm

    N is still better morally than any other Rival or Team Leader EVER!

    Gary: Even though I lost, I still am better than you and have all the girls! *drives away in Pimpmobile*
    Silver: Get out of my way, punk! And take off those clothes! *Rips off disguise, leaving you naked*
    May/Brendan: Oh I lost, here's a gift! bye

  24. Cloak on February 18th, 2012 5:15 pm

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    And here is an approximation of what it looks like when N is introduced to logic.

  25. Rocker23220 on February 18th, 2012 5:48 pm

    Not to date myself, never playing anything past Gold, but…..who's N? Is he the newest rival, or something?

    *Please don't thumb me down for this, I'm asking an honest question*

  26. Uzumakiclan43 on February 18th, 2012 7:15 pm

    Take it from one hypocrite to another… the trainer you are trying to "educate" will probably forget the lesson as soon as the last of his Pokemon has "fainted".

  27. Jimmy on February 18th, 2012 7:53 pm
  28. PortalMan118 on February 18th, 2012 8:32 pm

    N is just confused. The green hair dye's affecting his brain.

  29. Skrist on February 18th, 2012 11:42 pm

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    I shall call it: "What happens to Halolzians when they have nothing to do."

  30. dope92 on February 18th, 2012 11:46 pm

    waaaiit a minute.

    remember the pokemon white ending credits?

    remind you of something? heres a hint:

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  31. Leo E. on February 19th, 2012 12:41 am

    Shh… careful where you say that… Sakuya might not be around, but you never know who might be listeni-

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    Welp, there's Yumeko. Knives are one thing, but have you ever taken a sword to the head before?

  32. Mindlessinvalid on February 20th, 2012 11:40 pm

    N is aquaman for pokemon.

    Hey guys! We could use whailords! WHAILORDS!

  33. vcsdadsadsad on February 24th, 2012 2:48 pm

    BULLSHIT bout him Asking
    Last battle
    Zoroark-motherfucker I WANT ONE
    Klink Kang
    Reshiram or Zekrom and if the We want poke Grey fags get their way Both-makes him the ultimate sue
    Fucker only gets Pokemon that we can't without hacking
    And yes I know we can get 1 of the fossil pokemon and that Gear Freak

  34. Enlong on March 14th, 2012 6:24 pm

    Well, N knows that pokémon battles are the only thing that freaking ANYONE in that world seems to understand, so he does as little as possible to accomplish his goals and listen to your guys.

    There's a reason he never has the same team. He catches them, uses them for one battle, then releases 'em.

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