N is the master of sending mixed messages.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 18, 2012 · 8:11 AM
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See lampshade hanging for Pokemon Black/White on TV Tropes.
I don't have a witty comment, so here's this.
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Why can we not just Fist fight!!
N's hypocrisy is so well-shaped. Maybe he'll be a politician in the next game(s)!
The worst part is that they then lose… badly.
Why would you put yourself through something like that?!?
Wants to show you your ways' errors.
Doesn't say anything about them and instead challenges you to a pokemon battle.
A new name? What's wrong with Natural Harmonia Gropius? Yep, just rolls right off the tongue……
Actually, it was kinda hard for me to even type those words in order
I have been shown the error of my ways by defeating you horribly, N! You have taught me that annoying twats should be sent to a different continent! *shoots N with a tranquilizer*
Or series…..
Screw the rules, I have green hair!
N=Liberal college girl
"Maybe I should change my name to GROPius"
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If the error of my ways is wrong I do not want to be right.
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Duh! I was obviously battling them ironically. Someone like you wouldn't understand
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And he wasn't even high…
Raise your Pokémon into unbeatable murder machines (the philosophy of Team Rocket).
They love you for it.
Use new Pokémon for every route (the philosophy of N).
They never get to know you properly.
This makes Team Rocket more ethical than Team Plasma.
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Suck it.
Wants to free all pokemon from pokeballs, doesn't ever free a single one.
N is such a great politician -- I mean pokemon trainer!
Hey at least he releases them after the battle.
You know, except that giant dragon pokemon that's been said to have power over people…
I'd like to point out that whenever you fight him, he uses Pokemon from the surrounding area… so basically he's just asking nearby Pokemon to cooperate with him, and they agree…
Panels 4 & 5
FLCL Manga FACE!
Fight fire with fire!
It's not very effective …
Scumbag N.
I'd like to see N wax on with his philosopy, and then bring out a shotgun to intimidate the player into dropping his mons so that N can release them.
It'd be funny at the least.
Dammit Leo, quit being one step ahead of me!
As for this shennanigans, it's the bloodsport equivalent of Snow White calling her woodland friends to clean the house… except this time, N's woodland friends will clean… your clock.
Don't give Game Freak ideas for new pokemon.
In Gen 6 there will be blue donkey and red elephant.
I think Team Plasma is Nintendo taking the piss out of PETA.
just gonna leave this here…
let's see, bunch of amoral, hypocritical, illegally acting morons with a downright complete monster of a boss who just wants to rule the world, but all his members think they are doing the greater good, and have a knight shtick going… Is Nintendo taking the piss out of P.E.T.A. or the Knight Templars?
I guess those useless morons are good for something.
You know who else raises Pokemon into murder machines?
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The marines.
Relevant?
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or was he?
N being a metaphorical figure for politicians is as blatantly obvious as saying that Grimer and Gastly can be seen as a entities representing the polution in water and air respectively, or perhaps oil spills in Grimers case. Jynx are promiscuous woman, representing lust or sexual promiscuous hookers, crushed under the icy wrath that caused them to look toward this habit. Miltanks represent men and woman who have a heart, filled with pure evil and wrath, a murderous revenge toward anybody who dare challenge it. Crushing everybody under it's bovine ass when performing a Rollout. Miltanks are evil. Avoid them at all cost. Miltanks are just like Osama Bin Laden… But instead of a huge ass airplane colliding with a building, it's the ass of a cow, mooing with hatred for your Pokemon as it crushes your Typhlosion under it's bovine ass.
I swear to Falcon, if Pokemon games start getting political, I'll… Well, I'll buy it eventually. But mark my words, I will buy it hesitantly.
There still isn't a dolphin pokemon. why isn't there a dolphin yet?
Knowing the PETARDS, they probably pressured Nintendo into making some annoying statement about animal rights so that they can "save the world" by spread their annoying self-righteous BS into video games.
But that's just a theory…
Both.
<Insert N Chris Redface here>
I don't know. Why do fishermen with 6 Magikarp insist on fighting you?
Actually, I can. Every time you fight N, he uses pokemon form the route nearby, meaning he asked him to help him and then releases them. The final battle with him contains a Zoroark, a pokemon seen as a Zorua with him as a child, implying that the final battle takes place with his closest friends since childhood. Also note that the other pokemon excluding the legendary opposite of yours in his final team are the two Fossil Pokemon, Vanniluxe, and Klinklang. Note that Many children Favorite things are dinosaurs, ice cream, video games and other automobiles, further fueling this theory.
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Unless N is a Nuzlocker and we kept killing all his pokemon…. O_O
Seems legit.
Dolphins probably did what Farfetch'd did; spilled coffee on one of the creators.
I thought PETA just tries getting their views out through their own games?
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Irony in this: PETA yells at Nintendo for making it look like Mario is killing a bunch of creatures, then they make it themselves doing exactly what they were yelling at Nintendo for. Aren't extremists G-R-E-A-T?
I'll be honest, I thought I was reading about Nintendo when you described PETA's company. I like Nintendo, though. It could just be my seething poor-rage at the 3DS, add-on console stuff, and games I can't afford, wishing I poor decision-making wasn't the only thing I could rag on them about. Oh well.
I'll let you know how I feel when I get 3DS 5 years from now and rage because they only sell analog attachments for the 4DS*.
* In 5 years, we will obviously discover 4th Dimension Systems for handheld.
N is still better morally than any other Rival or Team Leader EVER!
Gary: Even though I lost, I still am better than you and have all the girls! *drives away in Pimpmobile*
Silver: Get out of my way, punk! And take off those clothes! *Rips off disguise, leaving you naked*
May/Brendan: Oh I lost, here's a gift! bye
Paul: I"M GOING TO SUE YOUFOR BEING 2 SECONDS TOO SLOW!
Fun fact: In every main series game of Pokemon there has been a trainer who had a team with 6 magikarps!
Aww come on it was ONE TIME! And he was wearing clothes on underneath it! You also forgot the me punching him in the face…. just sayin
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Ironically, they're wearing shirts with the letter P on them.
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And here is an approximation of what it looks like when N is introduced to logic.
…Hm..
I going to gues….
THE CIPHER CORPROATION! ALL HAIL XD001 and WORLD CONQUEST!
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Liquid Oshawott strikes again!
I'm dededoo, and I'm hear to clean your clock
Not to date myself, never playing anything past Gold, but…..who's N? Is he the newest rival, or something?
*Please don't thumb me down for this, I'm asking an honest question*
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/N hope this help.
http://in-the-machine.deviantart.com/art/PokePlan…
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This may be relevant also…I think?
Gary Oak thread Get you Gary Oak here Gary oak 99$
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ITS ON NOW.
I really don't
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Take it from one hypocrite to another… the trainer you are trying to "educate" will probably forget the lesson as soon as the last of his Pokemon has "fainted".
did waterbears do the same thing? Those things are fucking awesome. there aren't enough obscure animal pokemon either…..
for the uneducated this is a waterbear. read the first four paragraphs and you'll understand why they're so awesome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterbear
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You know what they say about fighting fire with fire…
that it never works? Well. More along the lines that if you have a fire, you gotta wipe it out with a backfire. But that first option is probably the smarter.
Relevant:
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N is just confused. The green hair dye's affecting his brain.
SCREW THE RULES!
YOU HAVE A KNIFE IN YOUR HEAD!
Spongebob already has a 4-D theater at some amusement park.
It's only a matter of time before nintendo figures it out.
Remember, you were fighting AGAINST team Plasma, and near the end, their members turned out to be half truthful, half assholes wanting to be the only people allowed to use pokemon.
So… maybe you're right?
How do they stack up against Flatbears though?
Because Octopus and Whale and Seal and Dewgong pokemon.
Viewtiful Falcon is always right!
I just recently fought a team of 6 level 60 magikarps.
THAT SHOULD BE A TEAM OF GYRADOS YOU STUPID FUCK!
I killed them all with a level 35 Togekiss, which is actually a rather strong mon.
*Takes knife out* Ouch…..
Or, you could take the oxygen away and there is no fire.
N's face just cracks me the hell up even more each time I see it.
REACTION FACE!!
they do all of the stacking up. waterbears can survive the vacume of space. and for the record they ARE real animals. they live in moss and shit like that.
Yeah, but you see, she's just ASKING FOR IT.
BECAUSE YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!
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One more thing!
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WHY DO YOU NEVER CALL UNCLE, JACKIE!?
… So you've read that comic?
I seen a video where someone had a team with 5 Magidorks and a Kyogre… they won because the Magidarps had focus sashes and used flail.
I feel sorry for the person that lost to that…
I don't quite remember it that way…
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This might further jog your memory…
rel="nofollow"> FLASHBACK!!!
Oh Jimmy, you and your fanfics……. heh…. heh…. heh
…stupid Jimmy and his trashy strolling, what an eyesore…
But then where will our lungs get their happy supply.
I'm a fictional character, so I don't need to worry (See what i did there.?)
BECAUSE EVERYONES TRYING TO KILL YOU!
*runs away*
See what you did there?
… How many knives has your skull taken recently?
I remember seeing a Spongebob thing before… Might've been 4D. It shot bubbles at me when the fish exploded at the end.
Pretty much this:
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But he's got super cool ninjas
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I was devastated that you never get to actually fight them…
Oh, I see. Haha. Yes, that helped. Thank you.
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I shall call it: "What happens to Halolzians when they have nothing to do."
waaaiit a minute.
remember the pokemon white ending credits?
remind you of something? heres a hint:
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No, no, no. Barry was the hyperactive one. Paul was the emo @$$hole.
Shh… careful where you say that… Sakuya might not be around, but you never know who might be listeni-
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Welp, there's Yumeko. Knives are one thing, but have you ever taken a sword to the head before?
Probably it.
Expect chocolate coins to shoot out of the 4DS.
… PFFT HAAAAA.
Wow.
Za Warudo: Funniest attack ever.
Ironically, (and on a related note), I made Uncle my text-tone for my best friend. He says "One more thing!!!" It's great and makes for hilariously random conversations!!!
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Yeah, I'm still shocked…
Awww crap……*Runs away.* NO, WAIT *Pulls out QBZ 95*
COME GET SOME. XD
OBJECTION!!!
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Killing animals to eat? Bad
Killing animals that aren't adoptable? Good
Killing people in video games? Acceptable
Being ABLE to kill non-human animals in video games? COMPLETELY unacceptable
PERFECT LOGIC!
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Sorry, I don't know how to re-size and I have far too much money and science to learn how.
*Archeops
**Carracosta
Vanniluxe and Klinklang are NOT fossils. Fossilized ice-cream would taste nasty and REALLY sour…
Also, see my above OBJECTION!!! to your point in Leo E.'s responses.
Alternatively, for your convenience, I've placed the link here.
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You know who does understand?
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Dave Strider that's who.
MSPA IS OFFICIALLY THE THING I POST WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO POST.
I WANT MY DOLPHIN!!!
Also, the Waterbear would probably be a Bug and Water type like Surskit.
i cant stop laughing >_<
laughing hurts with a cracked rib
<Because OCD>
the intent(and how i read it) of Omnomynous's sentance:
"Also note that the other pokemon excluding the legendary opposite of yours in his final team are the two Fossil Pokemon, Vanniluxe, and Klinklang."
This is a set of 4 things. Two Fossil Pokemon, Vanniluxe, and Klinklang.
Not that Vannilux and Klingklang are two fossil pokemon.
</Because OCD>
Now you got me scared with that tone ringing everytime, he's gonna be haunting me everytime i get a message….
ah…..*RING, ONE MORE THING* GAH *THROWS IT ON THE FLOOR*
Spending too much time with Zoe?
Oh God…SHE'S IN MY MIND!!!
Ah, crap…now I see it. *FACEPALMS HIMSELF* Thanks. Yeah, this just goes to show you that staying up till 4 in the morning is NOT wise.
And… SAVED!
Pokemon: God Mode.
And then it says "Hatchaa! Pick me up or I kick your ass!"
Now then, for your "Objection".
A pair of reasonable explinations:
A: The Klinklang could have been from his childhood, as stated by omnomynous, or;
B: The klink you fought could have simply decided to follow along. No Pokéballs required.
Goivanni's reaction to N's plan: obviously his heart wants to ensure that he dies before the meeting can get worse.
Guns? You're in Gensokyo, real guns are Easy Mode.
*Looks around* Where is a Masamune when you need one?
next stop… the pants
So the villains of Pokemon are: 2 terrorists who want to mess with the land mass, a guy who runs a guild of thieves and turns Pokemon into murder machines, a guy who wants to be Jesus, and Peta.
Yeah, pretty much. Cyrus wanted to create his own world to become a God.
Funny thing is that 10 year-olds beat ALL these guys. You can't say those squeakers on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 are just as capable of doing such heroics now can you?
That's a fun mental picture. I can see it now: "I'm teabagging that
GhetsisGehtseesGeechisuGayCheeseDennis noob so hard!!!1! I am so MLG pro like no one ever was!"I agree, they would keep making jokes about balls until team rocket finally "snipes" the kid. Game winning kill if ya know what I mean.
HOLD IT!
*HADOUKEN*
You forgot about Cipher. EVERYONE FORGETS CIPHER!
well if fans are correct, you beat them for the first badge. I hope they add a sub plot about the shadow triad. <3 ninjas in mah pokemonz
N is aquaman for pokemon.
Hey guys! We could use whailords! WHAILORDS!
I like the way you think.
BULLSHIT bout him Asking
Last battle
Zoroark-motherfucker I WANT ONE
Carracosta-
Archeops
Klink Kang
Reshiram or Zekrom and if the We want poke Grey fags get their way Both-makes him the ultimate sue
Fucker only gets Pokemon that we can't without hacking
And yes I know we can get 1 of the fossil pokemon and that Gear Freak
Well, N knows that pokémon battles are the only thing that freaking ANYONE in that world seems to understand, so he does as little as possible to accomplish his goals and listen to your guys.
There's a reason he never has the same team. He catches them, uses them for one battle, then releases 'em.