Skyrim Valentines

Don’t be a lovelorn dragonborn!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 15, 2012 · 9:07 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (205 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Artistic, Bethesda, Here There Be Dragons, Holidays, Shields Up, The Elder Scrolls, True Love, Valentine's Day

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55 Responses to “Skyrim Valentines”

  1. Caelun_Niveus on February 15th, 2012 9:08 pm

    (wish I had thought of this earlier, but)

    Well Shawn… I guess Wolf interfered with your server move?

  2. BrunoBRS on February 15th, 2012 9:13 pm

    *looks at related entries*

    shawn, falcon punching everything won't solve all of life's problems. falcon punching the old servers because the new ones sucked won't make the old ones better.

    this lame comment was posted just to see if guest comments work, because i can't bother making an account when i just want to lurk :D

  3. JordanTH on February 15th, 2012 9:36 pm

    Is the image broken for anyone else, or just me?

  4. Nick Soapdish on February 15th, 2012 9:49 pm

    The picture is broken just like my heart on valentines day.
    Just kidding, I have no heart.

  5. FoxyMayo on February 15th, 2012 9:52 pm

    This image is like my mind: Missing and probably in a jar somewhere.

  6. Anonamouse on February 15th, 2012 9:58 pm

    Methinks the image took an Arrow to the knee. <brik'd>

  7. sonicsmash2 on February 15th, 2012 10:07 pm

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  8. Squeek spplmj on February 15th, 2012 10:10 pm

    <img src="; alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" border="0">

    My Valentine's day in a nutshell

    rel="nofollow">…Meanwhile in Shawn's office

  9. ProfessorLuigi on February 15th, 2012 10:11 pm

    This valentines day, give something special to your loved one.
    Like a red x on a napkin within a large rectangular indent.

  10. Ovrad on February 15th, 2012 10:14 pm

    Your html-fu is weak, young grasshoppers. ;)

  11. Zyquux on February 15th, 2012 10:28 pm


    I used to be single, just like you, but then I took an arrow in the heart.
    And now I'm dead.

  12. Skrist on February 15th, 2012 10:41 pm

    <img src="; height="300" width="300">
    We just had single awareness day.

  13. Numberplay on February 15th, 2012 10:58 pm

    Happy single's awareness day.

  14. MrButtons on February 15th, 2012 11:01 pm

    Here's the OG artist of those Skyrim v-day cards

  15. PvtDisposable on February 15th, 2012 11:04 pm

    You just better hope gg-guys doesn't find out about that last one…

    <img src="; height="30%" width="75%">

  16. Axel X on February 15th, 2012 11:12 pm

    Valentines Day.
    A day that reminds Nobodies that they do not have hearts.

    "then I took an arrow to the heart"
    At least you HAVE one!

    Yeah…I got nothing.

  17. tinichu on February 15th, 2012 11:31 pm

    What is this love?
    Is that something you can buy on Amazon?

  18. SonicsmyName on February 16th, 2012 12:38 am

    Haha, these are awesome. I bet they'd be perfect to give to my girlfriend.
    My girlfriend.
    <img src=""&gt;

  19. TheAceOfSkulls on February 16th, 2012 12:59 am

    I meant to give someone my heart on Valentine's Day.
    Sadly, I couldn't resist adding some… let's call them "bonus features" to the cloned organ, and well long story short I ended up spending most of Valentine's Day alone again burying a body.

    I think I should be concerned that there's always an empty grave in the same spot every year…

  20. Dash12345678 on February 16th, 2012 1:01 am

    Assuming Kotaku is to be believed;

    "Jemma Salume is the artist behind these adorable cards, which while dabbling in established memes, also go the other way and ignore the Jarls and heroes of Skyrim in favour of…Belethor."

  21. Mindlessinvalid on February 16th, 2012 1:34 am

    My valentine's day went like this:
    Woke up.
    Had some coffee.
    Realized I'm still single because I haven't been looking for a girlfriend.
    Had some coffee.
    Kicked myself for not going out and socializing enough.
    Had some coffee.
    Got lost in thought.
    Had some coffee.
    Read a couple chapters of Dune.
    Had some coffee.
    Listened to some Frank Sinatra.
    Had some coffee.
    Realized it was past 5pm.
    had some Irish Coffee.
    Had a shot of Tequila.
    had more Irish Coffee.
    Had Coffee flavored milk and rum,
    Had some coffee.
    Practiced jewelry making because it's a soothing hobby,
    fell asleep with a woven copper ring with a sterling chain rim in my hand.

  22. dope92 on February 16th, 2012 3:20 am

    so how many ppl will post the "forever alone"?

  23. Roddyrick on February 16th, 2012 3:23 am

    Link to artists DA page

  24. Ed on February 16th, 2012 6:26 am

    I love the comments .. :)

  25. Eddshere on February 16th, 2012 11:05 am

    Is it just me
    or does Alduin actually look attractive?
    Also, screw women!
    Both metaphorically and physically.

  26. imhelpiiiiing on February 16th, 2012 4:12 pm

    artist is "eatfun" at deviantart. there's more of them, too.

  27. Leita on February 16th, 2012 6:38 pm

    This is the artist on dA:
    Also, she's made four more since these came out.

  28. PortalMan118 on February 16th, 2012 6:45 pm

    FUS RO LOVE!!!!

  29. thatperson on February 20th, 2012 11:43 pm

    this is the artist
    Oxboxer from tumblr

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