Garbodor, too ugly for even the internet.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2012 · 12:17 PM
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123 Responses to “Pikachu’s Facebook Update”
Aww…I like Exploud! :(
Dead sexy.
and by that I mean only weirdos like necrophiliacs like him.
i like trubbish! <3 it shall never evolve~
When I was a young Trubbish I never got to hang out with the starter pokemon…
No, he is a cannibal.
I nominate this to be the Pikachu's Pokemon card picture.
I was really hoping to see something about how cool Rattata is…
And there's a noticeable lack of duckfaces in that album, too!
or porygon 2 and z for that matter..
or missing no.
wait a minute…. was missingno put in gen 2, 3, or 4? i remember him in stadium (fucked up mah 64 he did)
Well judging from the looks on its face, it doesn't like you. Nor anyone else. In fact it just seems to be pointlessly angry.
does it ever close it's mouth?
Garbonnibal?
I wondered the same thing about Gyarados.
I'm having a hard time deciding whether a Pikachu duckface would be better or worse than normal duckface.
This reminds me of a story….
<img src=http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27543_121952681188605_1602_n.jpg>
Sir, I suggest you deal with it.
<img src="http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg15/scaled.php?server=15&filename=yeahgarbodor.png&res=medium">
Now if only we could set fire to Rule 34 and dance on the ashes.
NOW HOLD ON A SECOND
i can think of are pokemon that are uglier than garbador….
<img src="http://pokemon.neoseeker.com/w/i/pokemon/8/86/303.png">
her hair can talk.
<img src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm158/cutebuneary/Pokemon/Bastiodon.gif">
i call him castleface
<img src="http://www.toplessrobot.com/assets_c/2011/02/5%20Swoobat-thumb-383x427.png">
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/FullPanel2.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Who would throw out such a nice pair of shades?
Pikachu: States he's the most popular Pokemon = 0 likes on anything.
Squirtle: Can't go ten minutes without being 'liked'
Facebook Knows What's Up.
I find Mawile to be straight-up adorable.
…You know, until it tries to make me its next meal.
You think Mawile is uglier than this?
<img src="http://www.serebii.net/art/th/349.png">
Riiiiiigh…t…
Halolz: Going beyond the impossible ever since the first pony.
What? A Pokemon themed comic featuring music from Voltaire? Life=Complete
man i havent looked at fanboys in months… thanks halolz ad for reminding me! :D
I don't know…
At least Grimer and Muk have the decency to be one color. I take a look at Garbodor and think: "Now I'm no fashion expert, but I'm pretty sure its a crime to be that nauseating."
Besides, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles taught us that toxic slime is at least cool to some extent. But what makes you think we want to look at a pile of ordinary garbage? You know, the same stuff we periodically bury in landfills?
But you're right. At least its preferable to Mr. Mime.
*Shudder*
The same person who would throw out ultra balls and antidotes. Seto Kaiba accumulates too many spares.
Excuse me?
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQQGfZsZt4RyEpICmmgveQDgRkq7yqe5dPip2JmPAsGgEGRiNQ">
Seriously, where do we find these people?
Oh, I'm sorry, Lord Falcon. I didn't mean to offend you, sir.
I mean, um, hey! What's that over there!
<img src="http://www.gifsvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/oie_1921055QoupBqDG3.gif">
Imagine all the coats that must be in there then…
Ok people, chill out.
I know there is a lot of ugly pokémons out there, but there is good looking pokémon's
Like this one, in an Ice Cream form:
<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdci3xglH1qa6ef2o1_400.png" height="258" width="250">
Wait, what
or white people pretending to be ghetto black
"her hair can talk. "
<img src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01552/bayonetta2_1552610c.jpg" />
That's my pet!
… Yes, ordinary garbage. That is all that is in the landfill.
…We here at Umbrella claim no responsibility for Garbodor, Grimer, Muk, Koffing, Weezing, Shinies, or any other Pokemon.
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/th_sowell2.gif" height="200" width="400">
What even is garbage? I mean, is it any non-decomposing substance, or just anything that ends up in a landfill. I mean, this thing could be effectively able to eat anything on the planet.
then it because some ugly shit that must be killed with fire!!!
hollld onnn a sec……
<img src="http://pokemon.neoseeker.com/w/i/pokemon/8/86/303.png">
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyi4fXuiRxq8_ykEe1c_X3T7cTOUIHdA2a4UcoM2p21W-JcBNM">
TAKEI: oh my….
Oh come now, Garbodor is not nearly as ugly as Jynx.
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/Untitled-3-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
QUESTION ANSWERED
guess its just exploud that swallows flies like a BAWS
Or pictures taken from a bathroom mirror…
These guys wouldn't know beauty if it slapped them in the face, right Feebas?
<img src="http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/59206/1172870-feebas_large.jpg" alt="" />
I always protest that if you were willing to accept Diglett and Voltorb (for the unoriginal argument) or Gastly and Ditto (for the bad design argument), then you are willing to accept anything.
<img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/4/4b/580Ducklett.png/200px-580Ducklett.png" alt="" />
did somebody say duckface?
I challenge that:
<img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/067/3/b/the_PokeSlut_by_Narsilion.png" alt="" />
To be never loved…or fap material. Curse you Rule 34.
Maybe it's just me, but Facebook jokes just don't seem funny to me. D:
Or people complaining about facebook…
"I swear to God, when I evolve, I'm going to be super fabulous."
This might be a question I'd ask in the forums if we had forums…
but what is the format for posting images?
Don't mind them Garbodor, they're just talking trash.
One of the comments I read.
"Magikarps and their trainers are like asian kids and their parents, beat a magikarp enough and it becomes a gyarados. beat an asian kid enough and it becomes a doctor"
Oh you…tube…
And nobody lived happily ever after, the end.
Story of my life.
I assumed Pikachu would be on top of everything new and cutting edge and thus be using Google+. PIKACHU IS NOT MY GOD ANYMORE.
Just wait for Psyduck's album.
Or people performing Shakespeare on the moon with Sammy Davis Jr. playing a didgeridoo…
Um, I don't actually have a facebook. I don't know what goes on there.
What, you've never at least seen those posts on the internet about Facebook stupidity?
hey its true
ask koothrapali
Maybe there are some annoying, discarded, younger brothers in there as well.
Lucky Bastard…
Or glurge…
Well, sure I have. But I don't know everything that goes on with facebook and I don't care to find out.
What I'm wondering is…. why is Scrafty there? He may be ugly but he thinks fighting is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
< img src = " (link here) " alt = "" / >
(but remove one space from each)
<img src=http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/strangething/ponies/Steven%20Magnet/so-true.jpg>
Oh whoops, wrong serpent-like sea abomination. : /
Don't Poke him! You'll get an infection…
Does that make him a cannibal, or a golem?
I'm not alone! T_T (manly tears of joy)
That's a dang big pokemon card, man.
But I gotta poke-da-man!
I just thought the ice cream pokemon was a joke at first.
5th gen pokemon are really stupid.
BTSnoogans is probably on Myspace…lol man dude, the rock you've been living under must be HUGE.
LOL look at http://failbook.failblog.org/ if you ever need some insight.
I've finally saved up enough money to buy some games, so I want to buy Pokemon Black or White, but which should I buy? My favorite Pokemon is Gardevoir and my favorite game is emerald.
I remember when I saw this on the forums!
when we had forums anyway…..
You asked for my money too…..Dork.
You think they are ugly? Look at this
<img src=http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/4/42/110Weezing.png/180px-110Weezing.png> It loos like it is covered in pimples and has a tumor thingy… face stuff…?.
No pokemon are pretending to be ghetto his album is called "Don't hate me Cuz you ain't me." Of course they aren't white people but <img src=http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/181/367/closeenough.png?1317606898>
Jimmy we need a facepalm over here!!!
(But on a side note, I don't like them much either.)
Nope. Never did Myspace, either. I never got into "social networking" at all. It just seems pointless since I and everyone else have phones and email to communicate with. Facebook, Myspace, it's all unnecessary (and I don't understand the difference between the two).
That link was entertaining, though.
The book was better.
take whatever color you'd use to describe yourself.
now buy the other version because otherwise you're racist.
I'm not white or black. Now what do I do?
Haunter used lick. Instant KO.
And yet, your missing the whole picture…. http://i2.peperonity.info/c/4B91DD/423313/ssc3/ho…
Oh shit! Lol. I completely forgot to put in the html code for that… Lol…
*Edit* This is what I meant to post… Sorry <:D
<img src=http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0902/pikachu-damn-funny-pikachu-demotivational-poster-1234502688.png>
<img src="http://www.serebii.net/art/th/108.png">
Yep 5th gen is stupid…
If thats true, its moves must be fatal.
I WANT IT!
Aaaaand this is why i deleted my FB account.
A pokemon that can kill by being ugly!
WHERE CAN I TAME?
(also where can i get a mask for protection?)
What's this? Could someone possibly be agreeing with me on this matter? You have no idea how rare that is.
I thought it was strange how your original post was lacking a kinda sorta relevant picture.
Aww, heck no! Not after that… erm… abomination of a fanfic.
LOL
And still no sardines. I guess that they'll never be worthy of being pokemon.
I want to follow Squirtle on Twitter.
I try to get away from it, yet they KEEP PULLING ME BACK IN!!
They just can't replicate their power
The caption says "I don't get it." But I get it. It says Facebook. And there's a book in his face. It's really quite humorous. I don't get why the person who wrapped it in a motivational border didn't understand it.
I bet a new-born remoraid would resemble a sardine.
Yeah, it had pictures…and popups!!!
And that is why I left my facebook account to rot to hell
It's that, what am I suppose to find funny? "OMG RANDOM FICTIONAL CHARACTER HAS FICTIONAL FACEBOOK! LOL" Well, it's better than a Advice Kratos meme.
after all sardine is spelled with the kanji for "Fish" and "Strong"
NO PLEASE DON'T DO THAT! Um… I mean we shouldn't try to stifle people's freedom of expression. That's totally the reason why I think we shouldn't destroy any of the several r34 websites that I definitely do not ever go on to. Yup that's it.
Well, at least Pikachu gave him a chance…
Simple, really. Wait for Pokemon Gray to be announced by Nintendo. By the time it's actually announced, we'll all be old and gray.
I have this problem.
The problem where I deliberately search out badfics.
It's like freaking crack, it's extremely unhealthy for me, and I know it, and it certainly doesn't do me any good, but it's just….
It's like a carwreck, y'know? It' gruesome, it's horrifying, it's nasty, and you CAN'T. TAKE. YOUR EYES. AWAY FROM IT.
An now I have the mental image of four Squirtles bathing in Grimer…
F**k you, C__F.
I'm still waiting on dolphins.
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But Scrafty is byootaful! D:
Okay, okay. I can understand that everyone thinks Garbodor is ugly. But when I hear something like "I'm sorry, but we don't just let every pile of trash that developed cognitive thought join the ranks of popular Pokemon." I can't help but yell GRIMER through my window, hoping every gen5 hater will hear me.
I mean, everyone loves Grimer and Muk, but not Trubbish and Garbodor? Where's the logic. At least Gen5 doesn't have Mr. Mime.
Garbodor is made of garbage, yet he eats garbage…so he's garbage…inside of garbage….
Garbception?
http://inception.davepedu.com/
Pretentious, ugly motherfuckers arguing on Facebook over something stupid? Just another day on Facebook, kiddos.
The only difference here is that it appears all these Pokémon actually have a better grasp on English and Grammar than over 90% of the people that regularly post to Facebook.
Be glad you're ugly. Would you rather be in Gardevoir's position?
Inb4 "I got a position for her…"
Garbodor is without a doubt the sexiest Pokemon ever to exist.
[img ]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/7c/089Muk.png/180px-089Muk.png[/img] = OK.
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