Deadwood Pro Baseball Bats

Aluminum bats? Don’t make me laugh, everyone knows the pros have Deadwood.
[via Dead Rising’s Facebook Fan Page]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2012 · 3:26 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (127 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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44 Responses to “Deadwood Pro Baseball Bats”

  1. mrshinyobject on February 8th, 2012 3:43 am

    "Aluminum bats? Don’t make me laugh."

    Say goodbye to you kneecaps chucklehead.

  2. VyseRogueKing on February 8th, 2012 4:20 am

    I found this review floating around the Deadwood website.

    "I really love their line of cricket bats. That cracking sound when it connects is truly satisfying. However the one drawback is that it's really hard to get a clean hit when red tends get everywhere. 4/5
    ~Shaun"

  3. Just DA on February 8th, 2012 4:35 am

    I'm Professional Photographer Frank West and this is my favorite Bat on the citad--…mall.

  4. Zoe on February 8th, 2012 4:41 am

    He's covered wars ya know.

  5. Rumplestilskin on February 8th, 2012 4:46 am

    To be honest: it's the only brand good enough I could think of right of the bat

  6. ianmorris on February 8th, 2012 5:35 am

    considering the ads for throw-away cameras he has made, i expect those bats to be some cheapo off brand. rel="nofollow">

  7. Zyquux on February 8th, 2012 5:46 am

    Relevant.

    (Gee, it's been a while since I've done this, hasn't it?)

  8. Jimmy on February 8th, 2012 6:10 am

    I used to know a guy that had deadwood. That's when his rigor mortis set in…he took too much Viagra if you ask me…poor bastard…

  9. Dimomarg on February 8th, 2012 7:18 am

    Trust him. he's being…
    *shades*
    Frank.

  10. Hong_Meiling on February 8th, 2012 8:03 am

    Zed Baseball League.

  11. Skrist on February 8th, 2012 8:10 am

    *After this advertisement*
    "What is this crap? I wouldn't use one of these cheap knock offs to save my life."

    Because we all know how Frank West is true to his sayings..

  12. PvtDisposable on February 8th, 2012 8:19 am

    Killing zombies gives me wood.

  13. TCC on February 8th, 2012 9:30 am

    He looks like he really likes the feel of that Deadwood in his hands.

    He's beaten off many a zombie with that Deadwood.

    yup…

    ….

    penis.

  14. C__F on February 8th, 2012 10:00 am

    Looks like nobody can stop…
    <img src="http://photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/653/1061baseball_bat.jpg&quot; width="230" height="100" /img>
    The BATman.

  15. PvtDisposable on February 8th, 2012 11:29 am

    That bat really brings out the professionalism of his outfit. I guess you could say that it really "suits" him.

  16. Alex on February 8th, 2012 12:24 pm

    YAY Dead Rising Love =)

  17. Skrist on February 8th, 2012 3:31 pm

    So we are doing fliers now? Ok, I'm down.
    <img src="http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s486/Shadowskrist/choiceofanewgeneration.png&quot; width="450" height="700">
    I need to do more productive things with my time…

  18. TheAceOfSkulls on February 8th, 2012 3:40 pm

    You know, I would hate the makers of this bat if they hadn't ordered 53,594 zombies for R&D and photo ops.

    That being said, I almost hung up on them when they said they wanted them for the sake of showing off the quality of their wood and then again when they tried to clarify that they just meant they wanted to smash their bats against the heads of some zombies.

    …I kinda wish that was the weirdest call I've gotten at this job. I really do.

  19. Smiles122 on February 8th, 2012 9:12 pm

    Frank West is the man! He has an Africa blood splatter on his shirt.

  20. Ackbuster on February 9th, 2012 11:41 am

    Frank west looks like Dan Aykroyd to me.. Strap a proton pack on him and BAM no more zombie threats.

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