Aluminum bats? Don’t make me laugh, everyone knows the pros have Deadwood.
[via Dead Rising's Facebook Fan Page]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2012 · 3:26 AM
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"Aluminum bats? Don’t make me laugh."
Say goodbye to you kneecaps chucklehead.
Wooden bats? Aluminum bats? Ha! Why don't I introduce your face to my fish?
I found this review floating around the Deadwood website.
"I really love their line of cricket bats. That cracking sound when it connects is truly satisfying. However the one drawback is that it's really hard to get a clean hit when red tends get everywhere. 4/5
~Shaun"
I'm Professional Photographer Frank West and this is my favorite Bat on the citad--…mall.
He's covered wars ya know.
To be honest: it's the only brand good enough I could think of right of the bat
considering the ads for throw-away cameras he has made, i expect those bats to be some cheapo off brand. rel="nofollow">
Relevant.
(Gee, it's been a while since I've done this, hasn't it?)
I used to know a guy that had deadwood. That's when his rigor mortis set in…he took too much Viagra if you ask me…poor bastard…
Trust him. he's being…
*shades*
Frank.
Oh god TvTropes and it's 4:30 in the morning. Oh well who needs sleep anyway?
*Infinite jump with atomizer and Force-A-Nature*
I'm flyin'!
At least he didn't split his bat in two as he tried going for homebase.
(Yes, the whole base metaphor applies here)
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Zed Baseball League.
*After this advertisement*
"What is this crap? I wouldn't use one of these cheap knock offs to save my life."
Because we all know how Frank West is true to his sayings..
Covering wars for media does not prepare one for mall invasions…
So learn from Dead Rising kids, don't cover wars.
You call that flying you glorified sissy? Watch a real man show you how it's done.
*Shoot at feet, blow self up*
Killing zombies gives me wood.
When I am at the pool and need to think about baseball, I always go for Deadwood. Thanks Frank West!
Call now, and I'll throw in a second beating absolutely free!
He looks like he really likes the feel of that Deadwood in his hands.
He's beaten off many a zombie with that Deadwood.
yup…
….
penis.
Looks like nobody can stop…
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The BATman.
Well that joke was quite base. It would be a shame if it happened to strike a nerve.
That bat really brings out the professionalism of his outfit. I guess you could say that it really "suits" him.
Ooh, swing and a miss, there. One more pun like that and you're out!
I see what you did there.
Now do it to me.
That sounds suspiciously like when Gilbert Gottfried roasted Hugh Hefner. The jokes were, in this order: "They say Hugh Hefner has his partners screaming in the bedroom. They scream all right, screaming in terror 'Is he dead?'" "Some people accuse Hugh Hefner of using Viagra to get hard. I know for a fact that he doesn't use Viagra, because not even three whole bottles of those little blue pills could make him any less flaccid." "The only way Hugh Hefner could get hard, is from rigor mortis, and trust me, that's going to happen pretty soon. The guy's so old, he probably fucked Cleopatra back in the day, I mean, who hadn't?"
How is it that when I post links to TVTropes, they get thumbed down, but this instance gets thumbs up?
I guess you can guess where this is going…
YAY Dead Rising Love =)
The League of Extraordinary Gentrollmen strikes again!
99.99% of my puns and jokes are original. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
So we are doing fliers now? Ok, I'm down.
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I need to do more productive things with my time…
let's hope we don't let these puns get too foul
You know, I would hate the makers of this bat if they hadn't ordered 53,594 zombies for R&D and photo ops.
That being said, I almost hung up on them when they said they wanted them for the sake of showing off the quality of their wood and then again when they tried to clarify that they just meant they wanted to smash their bats against the heads of some zombies.
…I kinda wish that was the weirdest call I've gotten at this job. I really do.
Attention, fellow Halolzians. Jimmy is not a real doctor. Do not let him touch your genitals. Unless of course, he takes you out to dinner first.
*Beats SirNumel with a baseball bat*
I'm not sure why you wanted that but it was kinda fun.
Or too random. I've seen some puns that were way out of left field.
rel="nofollow"> If we go out to eat, you're "paying the restaurant". I'm NOT buying.
Ok, I KNOW I'm not the only one who is confused whether that is Vabolo or not…
Frank West is the man! He has an Africa blood splatter on his shirt.
Frank west looks like Dan Aykroyd to me.. Strap a proton pack on him and BAM no more zombie threats.
No thanks, a local already gave me a HAND with finding a good weapon.
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Slide me some skin, boyyyyy!
Heh, I wish I was Frank Zappa.
Well not now, he's dead.
But still.