L.A. Noire… the most realistic shoving simulator of our time.
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on February 6, 2012 · 6:27 PM
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Just think of the damage to those poor hats!
Shoving with the power of sardines
Game must be set in autumn, sure looks like fall to me.
Thank you, goodnight!
What's that, notepad? Shove them all?
GOOD IDEA!
New York Police Department Simulator 2012
I'm sure everyone had a nice… trip!
I'll be here all week!
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I hope they don't shove GTA VI in our faces.
Its a shoving engine that doubles as a giggle-engine. Genius!
Please tell me I'm not the only person who heard "JASON!" in their head while watching this.
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Officer 1: It appears our victim has been pushed
Officer 2: Really? How can you tell?
Officer 1: Cause there's the criminal right there
*points at Cole Phelps going around pushing people*
Got this around Christmas time. The most fun me and my friends had was either
A. Pushing people
B. Watching people make funny faces
C. "Confiscating" cars
The defining moment of it all was at the end of the first real case when your boss says you had a "Good civil presence," then proceeds to charge you money for all the people you pushed and or hit with a car.
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The trio of extraordinary shoving pricks: separated by time due to their excessive amount of douchebaggery to the civilians of society.
The main character can be quite… pushy!
I'll be here until i can afford a ride home!
i'm stumbling to find the words
Don't worry, citizens. I'm here to protect you. It's not like I'm a rogue evil knight like Garland or anything. That would be completely different.
Now, I'm afraid I will have to knock you all down. For security reasons. *cough* impertinent fools *cough*.
0:26
Someone took his notebook. Let the rage ensue.
Yes, he is a detective that SHOVES the evidence to the court.
(I really think this would be better for P.Wright)
….
rel="nofollow">Thats the joke…
He has the rel="nofollow">POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
This message brought to you by Old Spice.
The LA police force test its knew crime fighting tactic of passive aggressive shoving.
I guess the situation got
*Puts on dork glasses*
Pushy
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Can't think of a good one liner…..)
Excuse me.
I see that the main character likes to topple his opponent with skill
Someone took another person's notebook?
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He doesn't like that.
I play it just like that, but in a more casual way.
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Just imagine the people below.
But man, look at the detail in their faces!
THEY'RE LYING ! ALL OF THEM !!!
Tackle be enough of the puns, I think…
Physics? BITCH I'M A DETECTIVE!
L.A. Noire is really lacking in the hat simulation catagory… I saw at most 3 different hats.
We should try to keep things grounded.
Don't forget this guy.
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And while we're at it, anyone else we're missing? :P
I'd make a pun but I'll probably trip over my own words
another rockstar game <img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgxiagU9C0gh5aa5rQI8qlo2ubGYBQkPqRMoPEIVt62ULXMce_q9panFDQeg">
Dont worry nobody would run-over you for your choice of words
that isn't really passive aggressive, that's decking people out, so full on aggression
I think we are being pushed into a new halolz sub-inside-meme.
From now on every time we make this joke we will link back to this page.
404 ERROR!
(Blinks at comment)
Internet, kill me now.
This spice requires more relevance and taste.
I'll be here all night folks!
No, you are a cat
<img src=http://images.wikia.com/heavyrain/images/9/9b/EthanCG.png>
JAAASON!!!!
Who else?
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Does this count as shoving?
Tripping over your words? Trying to make a lame pun? Are you feeling a little TIPsy? *sigh* I'll drive you home. There's no need to have you STAGGERING about the streets at night.
Well, there's any of the 3D GTA games. And I haven't played it in a while but I think you shoved people in Ultimate Spider-Man.
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Who says cats can't be detectives? rel="nofollow">
0:38 "Did I leave the oven on?"
I FLAIL to see the humor in these puns.
*steals sardines and runs*
NOM! NOM! NOM!
Well when push comes to shove, I guess we really can't depend on your sense of humor. It falls a bit short of the mark here, but don't let that get you down. So long as no one gets the drop on you, you should be fine.
Asshole who stole the notebook.
Gets shoved at 2 PM.
By some random detective.
Next time on Shove Note.
I personally like this version. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
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PUSHING IS THE ANSWER
I know I said I would stop, but I just had to do this one.
Well I guess we can't have an detective related submission without some sort of detective related response.
rel="nofollow">There we go
I find this offensive.
MARIO, QUIT SELLING YOUR POWERUPS IN ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS!
thats fun because Ike fights for his friends, and he has none
OH NO! NOT YOUTUBE COMMENTS!
Heck, I'd watch that show.
aaaaaAAAAAAAA- *explosion* OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY HAS POWEEER!
It's so powerful it sells itself in other people's halolz comments!
…Woah, that was weird.
Screw you Schrodenger's Cat!
It's okay.
Here on halolz, you aren't PUSHED to make a good pun.
I am AGAINST this meme happening.
(did I do it right?)
IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!
Pushing people down with a casual wave of your hand? Teach me your ways, Master Jedi!
Later.
He really have a way to tackle the problem at hand unlike most people around him, who tend to fall flat on their faces trying to do the same!
Oh, is that why it's downvoted? I wasn't aware that was a YT meme. I've only seen it in captioned images on 4chan. My bad.
Garland?
http://watchplayread.com/files/2010/02/ff1-garlan…
only if knocking over pepole with dragon shouts can also count
I love doing that <3
His friends are crack and heroine.
Why is the creator of the video suddenly here?
I Say we bust in there and shove our way to the goddam evidence.
Ok, now i get it. Mybad.
And flying spiri-
Wait, sorry thats the same thing.