L.A. Noire… the most realistic shoving simulator of our time.

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on February 6, 2012 · 6:27 PM 
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81 Responses to “[VIDEO] This is how to play L.A. Noire”

  1. Zortsport on February 6th, 2012 6:31 pm

    Just think of the damage to those poor hats!

  2. Valvatorez on February 6th, 2012 6:32 pm

    Shoving with the power of sardines

  3. Chimental on February 6th, 2012 6:34 pm

    Game must be set in autumn, sure looks like fall to me.

    Thank you, goodnight!

  4. Hyze on February 6th, 2012 6:38 pm

    What's that, notepad? Shove them all?


  5. Waave on February 6th, 2012 6:40 pm

    New York Police Department Simulator 2012

  6. Valvatorez on February 6th, 2012 6:44 pm
  7. Doctor Rover on February 6th, 2012 6:50 pm

    I hope they don't shove GTA VI in our faces.

  8. Awesomecake on February 6th, 2012 6:52 pm

    Its a shoving engine that doubles as a giggle-engine. Genius!

  9. KeyBlader1 on February 6th, 2012 6:54 pm

    Please tell me I'm not the only person who heard "JASON!" in their head while watching this.

  10. MC Ninja on February 6th, 2012 6:59 pm

    Officer 1: It appears our victim has been pushed
    Officer 2: Really? How can you tell?
    Officer 1: Cause there's the criminal right there
    *points at Cole Phelps going around pushing people*

  11. Psycroc on February 6th, 2012 6:59 pm

    Got this around Christmas time. The most fun me and my friends had was either

    A. Pushing people

    B. Watching people make funny faces

    C. "Confiscating" cars

    The defining moment of it all was at the end of the first real case when your boss says you had a "Good civil presence," then proceeds to charge you money for all the people you pushed and or hit with a car.

  12. Skrist on February 6th, 2012 7:02 pm
  13. C__F on February 6th, 2012 7:27 pm

    Don't worry, citizens. I'm here to protect you. It's not like I'm a rogue evil knight like Garland or anything. That would be completely different.

    Now, I'm afraid I will have to knock you all down. For security reasons. *cough* impertinent fools *cough*.

  14. Korotini_Notlad on February 6th, 2012 7:32 pm


    Someone took his notebook. Let the rage ensue.

  15. Jimmy on February 6th, 2012 7:51 pm

    He has the rel="nofollow">POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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  16. DiamyoAlex on February 6th, 2012 7:56 pm

    The LA police force test its knew crime fighting tactic of passive aggressive shoving.

  17. Souleater676 on February 6th, 2012 7:56 pm

    I guess the situation got
    *Puts on dork glasses*
    (Can't think of a good one liner…..)

  18. Guppy on February 6th, 2012 8:05 pm

    Excuse me.

  19. GregManwit on February 6th, 2012 8:27 pm

    I play it just like that, but in a more casual way.
    <img src=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpfy44CBc1qaaikf.gif>

    Just imagine the people below.

  20. GameboyPATH on February 6th, 2012 8:31 pm

    But man, look at the detail in their faces!

  21. TransPM on February 6th, 2012 8:44 pm


  22. Deep Thought on February 6th, 2012 8:46 pm

    L.A. Noire is really lacking in the hat simulation catagory… I saw at most 3 different hats.

  23. Rexxmech on February 6th, 2012 10:20 pm

    Here's some appropriate background music rel="nofollow">

  24. Terrorrayne on February 7th, 2012 12:09 am
  25. BTSnoogans on February 7th, 2012 12:17 am

    0:38 "Did I leave the oven on?"

  26. Tadferd on February 7th, 2012 3:14 am
  27. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 7th, 2012 6:36 am

    Well I guess we can't have an detective related submission without some sort of detective related response.
    rel="nofollow">There we go

  28. Pupsrus13 on February 7th, 2012 7:05 am


  29. PvtDisposable on February 7th, 2012 11:12 am

    Pushing people down with a casual wave of your hand? Teach me your ways, Master Jedi!

  30. Smiles122 on February 8th, 2012 9:13 pm

    I Say we bust in there and shove our way to the goddam evidence.

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