Keep your eyes peeled for these two bungling criminals with giant “R’s” printed on their chests. Sometimes seen with a wisecracking cat with strange body proportions. Distinguishing features include CRAZY COLORED HAIR.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 5, 2012 · 4:17 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I wish I had the original so I could print them out and hang them everywhere locally.
I would so help with that
*Picks up phone*
Hello Officer? Yes I would like to talk you about the BOLO you sent out? Yes, the person you were looking for…
Well, last time I saw them they were flying… but not in a hot air balloon… And they were screaming something… Like blasting off…something something.
….
Yes officer… No I'm not drunk…
I'm just… This is the Veridian City police offi…No?
Then excuse me for calling the wrong number.
<img src=http://i.qkme.me/e1t.jpg>
It make you wonder if all the Kanto District Police are blind or have vision problems.
Oh my god. don't Tl;Dr this. zoom in and read, it's pretty fucking funny.
Heh, somebody drew a face on the real poster using the O's as eyes.
Flying a hot air balloon shaped like a cat isn't a really good way to achieve anything except maybe a Darwin Award.
Does being blind count as having a vision problem?
Additional Warning: These two do not play by the rules and may use two pokemon at the same time when 1v1 league regulations are in effect.
<img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/362o6.png">
They must work for the Reapers.
they are wanted for trying to kidnap a ten year old pikacho for 14 years.
wait … that makes no sense.
That explains the R on their chest, the Bolo on the paper…
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
I just bumped into a blue haired guy and a pink haired girl a couple moments ago. But they were dressed in bike gang gear and not white uniforms with giant R's across the chest so I took no outright interest. #AshLogic
BOLO
-Halolz Forums-
Last seen a few months ago. Broke down and Shawn hasn't fixed them yet. If you come into contact please notify anyone in the Halolz comments section.
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APPROVED BY CAPTAIN FALCON
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE.
Fun Fact: Bolo in Portuguese means Cake.
I came here for Cake, and left disappointed.
(Nah, this was fun to read, thumbs up for the author)
I dont know, if I were to have vision problems I still think I would be able to see this
<img src="http://www.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/large_610x456_scaled/photos/628924.jpg">
Assault, Attempted Assault, Battery, Attempted Battery, Theft, Vandalism, Attempted Murder, and flying without a permit.
DA REEPAS!
<img src=http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-graphs-prepare-for-trouble-and-make-it-stupid.jpg>
WE HEAR THAT SCORPIO IS DA BEST!
well not exactly, if you had a problem that means that your eyes are still working but not to the best of their ability. if you were blind then your eyes are not working and therefor could not have a problem that could be corrected
ITS SCIENTIFIC!!!!!
Don't forget about Disturbing the Peace!!! Also, traveling without passports (Johto, Hoenn, etc.) while having outstanding warrants.
in johto have complex mechas, complain about being poor
Never change hair color or style.
Masters of disguise.
I think I figured out where they keep getting these robots and other things while somehow still being poor. They rummage through a certain Doctor's trash after a month's work.
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoNaRfQ-pZmykf9q081tOnpF9YoInzrx43sVns9oDSSNWK25nJlA">
Wouldn't it explain putting their face and logo on everything?
MAKE IT DOUBLE!
well, that explains why all the pokemon the police have are growlithe, they double as seeing eye dogs
Isn't this the chart for the movies?
keep same hairstyle, each has pretended to be the opposite gender multiple times (especially James) no-one catches on
but… but Sonic Battle said he just sold all the robots he doesn't use, which isn't much (and technically the game was treated as being in the actual canon between heroes and shadow the hedgehog)
<img src=http://i12.tinypic.com/3yx3ewl.jpg>
Is that Team Rocket?
…..
Nah, Team Rocket doesn't wear glasses.
People like scraps of metal too.
If you want proof look at TF2.
<img src="http://www.pokemopolis.net/pics/eps/challenge/flying07.jpg">
Quite.
it was funny regardless.
Shoudn't they arrest Jigglypuff too?
<img src="http://www.oocities.org/area51/orion/6012/jp/jigglypuffpen.jpg">
That bastard keep putting people to sleep to draw on their faces!
TO PROTECT THE NETS FROM DEVASTATION.
Not until after the Johto series…
Team Rocket:
Because failing at stealing even a single Pokemon for over about seven seasons makes us about as dangerous as two legitimate Black criminals.
On a site note:
Halolz
Your premiere source for not fixing the TF2 Christmas background or the forums while adding a Plants vs. Zombies ad.
THUMBS UP FOR SPAMMING ALL CAPS REPLIES!!!
To protect the world from devastation!
(Are we doing this? Are we making this happen?)
To unite all peoples within our nation!
(where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN)
I dunno, feels like at least 25% of that should be blasting off.
What? Large hawaiian? Bu-… What? I dialed 911! Are you saying this is a pizza hotline? Must have gotten some lines crossed.
(If you get the refrence, I've got a tin of electrified toxic waste for them)
The poster on the left?
…..two?
To defeat the evils of truth and love!
I want a Viridian City police badge now.
Do I need to win a fight against the Police Chief to get one?
Should be put in jail for public vandalism.
To denounce the evils of Truth and Love!
I believe I saw Mr. Handyside dumping a sack into the Hudson, curiously at the same time the forums disappeared.
You don't think…
Not to mention not having a lisense to drive their crazy pokemechas or whatever.
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Be On The Look Out.
Shouldn't it be BOTLO instead of BOLO?
Just an observation.
"Not approved for anything really."
HA!
Why are they that close to a security camera? One thing's for sure, these guys have some serious "balls"!
"The", "a" and "an" are usually ignored.
Poor words…
Jessie. James.
I would classify that as a pun actually. Since they do say, "Team ROCKET is BLASTING off again!!"
Jesse!
Just like Weegee.
James!
Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
WE MUST BREAK THE CHAINS OF OPRESSHUN, COMRAID! GO NOW, SCOR-PEE-OH!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth! Dat's right!
Actually it looks a bit like a Halolz comment chart. Just sub out "Team Rocket Motto" for "comments about the forums being down."
Team Rocket's rockin,
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble,
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you,
Accurate chart is accurate.
Wooooobbuffet!
The cake was
*puts on sunglasses*
A lie
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I think I have a bit of nerd/fangirl rage, because the paper says James is a whiney bitch. HOW DARE THEY?! He was my first crush!
Don't look at me like that! I'm pretty sure you guys have crushes on video game characters too.
Objection!
…Although, I admit that I do have a crush. I'm not telling anyone who it is, though.
That always defaults to Pikachu.
Don't worry guys, I've got this.
*single-handedly defeats team rocket*
Now if only their Vietnamese branch, Team Missile-Bomb, were as easy to find…
(Yes, a Viet.Crystal reference… VOLCANO BAKEMEAT)
OBJECTION!
Jessie and James appeared in Pokemon Yellow and several spin off games, therfore he's a video game character.
Red…? Is that you?!
Even though you care barely see him in that pixal blob in Pokemon Yellow, it was Jesse and James.
he must of used double team on him
And environmental damage. That giant Dragonite and the island of the pink Pokemon never quite recuperated from their individual encounters with the trio.
Chime Chime!!! (James' Chimecho)
Halolz, we have a new mission. We must get copies of that poster to our local authorities. The lulz depend on it.
TO UNITE ALL MEMES IN ONE LOCATION.
They won't arrest Jigglypuff because the police know that the people at fault are the idiots who keep listening.
That, sir, is a very nice Warner Bros. logo ring. Might I inquire where you purchased such fine jewelry?
thumbs whatever the fuck way you want them to go for combo-breaker.
Late response: not Nintendo.
I thought James' hair was considered purple… but yeah, I always had a thing for Elite Four Member Lorelei. Musta been the sexy librarian thing…
ummm….. what is tha…. just… What?
How did he get those without…..
just…..
WHAT?
but blindness doesn't have to be completely non functional eyes, just mostly non functional.
I think the legal ratio is 20/200 at maximum corrective measures.
So basically even after being aided with glasses, you will see something 20 feet away at the same relative clarity as something 200 feet away for a normal human.
The ratio is judged by standardized eye charts, the type set for it calculated to give an estimate of distance values.
And at any rate, your eyes not working at all is still a problem with the eyes. The problem is that they don't work.
The magic of haxxorz. That or inflatable boobs.
TO DENOUNCE THE HALOLZ FORUM OF LOVE.
Red +1 Bag Fuck!
Difference between you and me: the character's I had crushes on were heterosexual
*Cleans up your leftovers* AHEM
It's Gordan Freeman isn't it……
*Crickets Chirping*
*Looks around*
what? I can't guess?
TO EXTEND OUR COMEDY TO THE INTERNETS ABOVE.
Must post on dorm door…
Anyone have the source for the Team Rocket one? Google didn't exactly give me what I was looking for…
<img src=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuqA-2tNJtYa8ogNbyRXL2MVNpXZLnrWcDIUQVV-ntmHPnUtfMfN6gojJa>
looks like there fairly deep to me
Team Rocket's rockin,
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble,
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you,
We're gonna capture pikachu!
Are you implying that James is gay?
Pixels are sexy, man.
SHEPHERD'S MIND!
Are you implying that he isn't?
Dat Virtual Ass.
That depends. Are drag queens homosexuals?
IT'S NOT SHEPHERD! IT'S SHEPHARD!
That's not how the joke works.
Ah, yes, ‘Reapers’. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim.”
no it's mime mime
james's mime jr….
wait… james has a chimecho?
Dem pixels
wait what?
who?
point proven
<img src="http://porkcutlets.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/goodjob.png?w=500">
legally no.
there just effeminate men who have the desire to dress like a woman.
you know how japan likes to have men sound and look like girls.
<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110608165339/zelda/images/thumb/d/d7/Ghirahim_Artwork.png/250px-Ghirahim_Artwork.png">
then again…. he may just be gay hold on a sec…
<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081011004448/zelda/images/thumb/1/13/Tetra.png/200px-Tetra.png">
this is the other way around but you know what im trying to say here
This guy.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/English_ouija_board.jpg/300px-English_ouija_board.jpg">
BTSNOOGANS!
(Haha! I got my name into the Halolz Rocket motto.)
the latter of which is the correct one for future reference
Oh good, we can charge King with something than. He keeps drawing a monocle on my face.
…Yes it's there now. It's just underneath the actual monocle.
Yeah, when did you come back? You really should announce your returns better when you've been gone for a long time.
Oh come on, it's not like they're constantly around an object that looks like a circular cage surrounding a light… like the frame of a hot air… oh god damn it.
To be fair, they are the only "white" members of Team Rocket if I remember correctly.
That is the second scariest sun I have ever seen.
Never.
… Now move along before I'm forced to use a Memory Eradicating Temporal Aligning Liberation Bringing All-purpose Tech on you.
CAPTAIN FALCON!!
*Jimmy restored a little HP*
Will this do: rel="nofollow">
(you guys can be Aragorn)
It's good to see his hypocrisy isn't being acknowledged. It's just what he wants.
Shut up, you're supposed to be dead.
Funny, because that date I set up awhile back was SUPPOSED to be with a woman, not five heavily armed men wearing Umbrella logos.
Don't you know: All women you meet on the internet are actually men.
…or 5 men… who are all heavily armed and wearing the Umbrella logo on their left shoulders.
…I don't think that's how the saying goes… and I'm pretty sure I never specified where they were wearing the logo.
Sorry *fake static* Can't *fake static* -ear you. Must be *fake static* problem *fake static* -th connection. *hang up tone*
No that was just a dead body.
Let's not go around accusing him of anything too severe without evidence now, ok?
Here you go:
amiss, askew, astray, at fault, awry, bad, counterfactual, defective, erratic, erring, erroneous, fallacious, false, faulty, fluffed, goofed, in error, inaccurate, inexact, miscalculated, misconstrued, misfigured, misguided, mishandled, mistaken, not precise, not right, not working, off-target, on the wrong track, out, out of commission, out of line, out of order, perverse, rotten*, sophistical, specious, spurious, ungrounded, unsatisfactory, unsound, unsubstantial, untrue, wide
I am a monster…
coach.
Do you train monaters?
And yet, returning to my original argument, it still doesn't feel like enough to do it justice.
…in a court system where he could be held legally accountable, for once.
I saw these guys selling 'em:
<img src="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/soapbox/animaniacs_27369_4.jpg?cache=1251835333" alt="" />
There's also something under the tophat if you look close enough.
<img src="http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/235/johtoanimeva3.jpg" alt="" />
Mine is on the right
I don't think the definition of "crush" quite fits consider the fact that you've *section removed*
I don't know if there's a word for that but I know it isn't "crush.
Gordon.
:l
Well I kidna— er… hired a judge to take this case
<img src="http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/judge-judy.jpg" alt="" />
We're Team Rocket and we fight for what's wrong
For mayham, and madness, and rare pokemon
Nope. All wrong.
LAST HINT: I'm straight. Work with those hints if you wish. You get nothing more.
Don't worry, they forced to watch Twilight 9001 times. Here's photographic evidence:
<img src="http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg201/scaled.php?server=201&filename=jigglywat.jpg&res=medium" alt="" />
Coco Bandicoot?
…..
Okay I'm done now….
Not to mention the RAPE.
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/048/nope-avi-entry-cover.jpg" img="">
Nope.
OH LORD
IT CAN SMILE
IT'S EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING WHEN SMILING
MAKE IT STOP
<img src="http://www.quebecgamers.com/impressions/cdi/faces_of_evil/ganons_lair35.jpg" alt="" />
TEAM HALOLZ, COMMENTING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
GAIN E-PEEN NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!!
<img src=http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/423676_2968357380617_1612193716_2477927_1438995612_n.jpg>
I find this less disturbing.
DAMN!
Do I still get the waste? I need it to make red bull.
The first was the sun in Super Mario Bros. 3