The more options you give a person, the more predictable they become…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2012 · 2:20 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!
rel="nofollow">I think this pretty much covers everything.
It seems TF2 just got one upped.
Seems legit.
…I thought the naked setup was the only outfit in Saints Row 3…
That explains everything!
After discovering the alchemy glitch in skyrim I have my guy wearing nothing but dragonscale boots that add 30,000 defense a ring that gives me +600 barehanded and an execution hood.
I could have made him a chef or an angry miner but no, I made him a naked masochist.
Weird new ads on Halolz. They are creeping me out….
I guess you could say that the best suit in the game…
*Shades*
Is the Birthday Suit.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
My thought exactly!
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YOU, GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!
NO U!
But it's so roomy in here. Ha ha!
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Burn_%28st…
Clothing? Is that some sort of TF2 hat?
You mean it's not normal to play this naked? Dammit someone tell me which game it is that is perfectly acceptable to play naked because apparently I've just been making a fool of myself.
theirs no women on tf2. Only hats.
I own this game. It is a fun-gasm. Lemme show you how to bring upon a fun-gasm:
<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Shinji1225/DTOID/maxphallic.gif>
woah you mean there's a weapon OTHER than the swordick?
Sheesh, try to be a little more dignified, Saints Row 3 players.
You could have at least worn a hat.
Sadly, I haven't played this game, but I sure intent to! I love crazy games!
But… Just a question.
Can I hit people with sardines in this? I mean, like this:
<img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-jjYEmceaQdY/TyrNVFimMGI/AAAAAAAACxY/mFF2yXR_-3g/s1280/legi32.jpg" width="517" height="282">
Too bad you had to go with no clothes.
Now you can't use the rel="nofollow"> Gabe Newell suit.
Title doesn't lie.
Anyhow, 'ello all, been without internets for past 4 weeks only now just in a wifi enabled cafe with my main purpose to research for my biology on Monday WHICH I HAVEN'T been able to research at school because I've been screwed over by a chest infection and fever currently held back by a diminishing supply of anti-biotics for the past week.
SO
Just paying my greetings to various who-have-yous here
Be back in a week when Mr Virgin pays a visit
Bye
*pulled back into the mess of research*
That is the awkwardest thing to type next to
There are no more heroes left in man…
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Clearly you haven't seen my older posts.
Turns Adblock off
Oh god, background ads…you know where you could put ads, Shawn?
ON THE FORUMS YOU ARE NOT FIXING!
Because why improve the gameplay when you can have nudity and giant purple dildos?
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Doval/My%20Little%20Pony/130496608276.png">
Good grief, are you sir implying that I did not need to wear this fabulous top hat and monocle? why this opens a bunch of new possibilities, I must turn this into a science
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I have discovered that the pyro has not been named a gender yet so it is a posibility that the pyro could be a female, also their is evidence that when you make a high five with the pyro you could get a feminine reaction
Fits in perfectly with the fact that she probably just finished rescuing a pimp from a BDSM club and escaped on a rickshaw.
So they finally based a game on me?! :D
The worst part is I've done that…. :\
I got a LoL ad. :o
Jumping off buildings, landing in airplanes, crashing said airplane, killing people with dildos, calling a giant Yarn Ball, smashing everything in your path, all while completely naked….
Sounds like a normal day to me.
Who's naked in this situation? The character, or you?
Ah, GentleLady Luna. My favorite of all the classiness.
What does that imply to you? Either that they want you to play LoL or that Shawn is playing LoL while LOLing at us.
I guess the announcer and scout's mom don't exist then. Sorry Spy.
HOLD IT
since the pyro doesn't have a gender (for the time being) then he can only be
A ROBOT
I'm led to believe Pyro is a she by some videos I was shown, but apparently the real "Meet the Pyro" is in the making. LINK!: http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=7254
TAKE THAT
According the the recent studies the robots of TF2 can only talk in one pitch
Exhibit 1: The soldier robot
However the pyro is able to produce multiple pitches through the mask covering his/her face
Did you say No More Heroes?
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NOT SO FAST
first of all the sound that the pyro is making is being block by the gas mask. so if it is speaking how would you know if it is talking at all and not making a honk.
second, pitch and tone can be easily be made with the right tools and programing so if it was taking it can be its macanics at work.
finally, the sound the pyro is making is a mmHH. Basically air being blocked. That can easily be the sound of air being released within the mask being echoed OUT OF THE MASK.
what do you say to that armetron
I don't know Zoe, that's about as close to porn as you can get (unfortunately, disturbingly so)…I think he beat you this round…
What is it with you and fish?
What is this. I don't even…
What do you mean?
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You've got like, a sardine fetish bro. As to why I don't know, but it sounds like it would be a fishy tail to me.
But they're so poor! And Irish!
Oh, that…
Valvatorez (Main character from Disgaea 4) does have a Sardine fetish
rel="nofollow">You will understand what I mean here
And, I wanted to join Halolz, but I thought I would need a strong personality, to create original posts and stuff, so I decide to impersonate him, since people did seen to know the Disgaea series (There is a category on halolz, yeah?)
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What's interesting is that I got +1s for that comment and it is neither witty or attempting to be witty.
Keepin' it real. Nice!
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Edit: I hate when you get a cool picture and then the site that is hosting it, screws it up for you…
What?! Since when is Irish a voice option!? *mind implodes*
I guess that explains why you keep getting kicked out of Internet cafes, huh?
It's at this point that I realise that I had been wearing a rather fetching blue suit without a hat. Hmm……, oh, I know!
I'll just wear the giant Engie head.
Sounds like something Saxton Hale would do…. WITH HIS BARE DAMN HANDS.
*Ive got to think of something*
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OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. John_Know_Doe, I admire your ability of diagnostics. Your are correct the sound the pyro is making is due to the relase of air within the mask and being echoed "out of the mask"
However, let me ask you this, what kind of robot needs the ability to breath?
*play shocked music here*
Yes I am no robotic expert but to my knowledge a robot is a machine and I have yet to see a robot need the ability to consume oxygen to sustain its self, a robot need electricity to run and nothing more
What do you have to say to that Mr. John_Know_Doe
That's pretty cool. And seeing that Valvatorez is my favorite Disgaea hero, that's doublely awesome.
he he
HOLD IT!
I'll admit, there is no need for a robot to breath, but the thing is I never said that he was breathing. *play epic music here* what I said was sound of air being released.
I know what your thinking. "what device does that and why would a robot need it" to answer those we will need to look at
Exhibit B (2) the neck http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck . To put that link into lay mans terms it to hold the head high and allows it to turn in multiple directions with the help of the sternocleidomastoideus this can easily be replicated with
Exhibit C (3) the hydraulic cylinder http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_cylinder . This devise can be found anywhere and it's purpose is differs on the object but for the robot it could move the head around releasing the air making a mmhh sound.
your turn A r m e t r o n
Disgaea? Heroes?
Anyway, my favorite Disgaea Character is Mao, but I think people woudn't like me if I took that persona…
I use the term "hero" loosely, as in guy who is in charge of the adventure.
But it's the best game strategy game ever, hot babes don't lie.
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It's the irony of the situation.
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Was there ever any doubt?
*Looks at boner* Why?
*ah-hem*
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I'd swear 8 ways to Sunday that the main character of Disgaea 3 is really Almaz…I mean, whose thoughts do you hear throughout the whole game?
Not like it matters to me, Almaz is the best anyway.
I am 12 and what is this.
That girl looks like she's seen that before….now please, Shawn, save us from this .-.
Demons don't think! They do whatever they want
very well Mr John_Know_Doe
TAKE THAT!!!
You just admitted that the neck joint could be replicated with a hydraulic cylinder, but I say that it is impossible!!!
Allow me to explain, you see the image on the site you posted about the hydraulic cylinder shows a hinge joint, this joint allows the movement of only two directions extended and contracted, now that's good and all but the last time I checked the human neck consisted of more than one type of joint.
*court gasps*
Oh yes the neck allows your head you move (forward and backwards), (left and right), and (side to side) according to this that would mean that this "Robot" would need a minimum of 3 hydraulic pistons, making the entire setup to big to be functional, meaning that it could not work like that, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF!!!!
sorry I got a little carried away
A hydraulic works on oil not air so it could not release air to make the sound because it does not use air.
so Mr John_Know_Doe we are back to base one, how could the pyro be a ROBOT as you clame?
What have you done..? Now she'll try to one-up that!
Is that a challenge? That's it Jimmy my sweet!
CHALLENGE…
<img src="http://geekrevolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/saints-row-the-third.jpg" />
…Ignored.
Yes Shawn save us from this. Why look at JesterJoe here, he is so terrified his face is upside down!
As a proud member of the TF2 community, the distinct lack of hats in this video offends me.
Ma'am. Please move. I'm trying to view that beautiful landscape behind you. Some people…
Well, you aren't really "wearing" the monocle. It's more like it's hovering strangely in front of your face. I blame Pony Magic.
You! Go sit in your shame closet right now. This time you are not permitted the comforts of a shame nightlight nor a shame pillow. You're just going to have to sit in the shame dark of your shame closet and feel shame.
NOT SO FAST
if I wanted to it to work then I would more than 3. What engineer would put only 3 hydraulic pistons in a robot. Also that pitcher was an example so don't accuse it was the one I was talking about.
finally, It's true that some hydraulics work on oil but there are others that use other kinds of liquid. But for an example let lets say that some of the oil got dried up on the metal cylinder causing a leak to appear. Since the oil is leaking out only the air can come in. Making a mmhh sound every time it move the head.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT
Easy, if their was to be a leak like you claim then their should be oil stains all over the pyros suit, and according to the evidence the suit is in perfect condition. also if air was to be absorbed into the piston then the piston would not be able to operate.
Ha so how would the piston operate with a lack of fluid?
Well good sir the truth is I WAS wearing the monocle, it just fell off when I over used my neck muscles at the sudden shock of discovering that I did not indeed need to wear all this fabulous clothing
OJECTION!
True, if oil did spill then it would make a stain but the thing is the pyro's suit IS MADE OUT OF RUBBER.
*court gasps*
Also if a piston is broken how would the robot know that it's broken for there are still other pistons still working. So those pistons are making it making it make a sound. It's not like the robot can hear it.
beat that
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Ahhhhhh….What?
if their was a piston broken that would mean that the pyro would have some abilities not working and as the court can see that if the pyro was a robot she/he is in full working order
so the pyro could not have a broken piston
and yes the pyro is in the same condition as it was before so no it could not have been repaired
(what! this can't be… My logic… it's flawed… the pyro is a robot.. i know it… but the evidence….) well I… I… I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I II I……………………….. * head explodes*
(Announcer) KO. YOU WIN
In battle, it's not a question of "guilty" or "not guilty."
*Facepalm* What have I done?!? (D:)
Welp.
At least we have SOMETHING Saint's Row Related.
Time for Courage Gat memes.
*Clings.* Oh dear, I have been up to no good once again, Jimmy. I guess you have to punish me. :3
And my eye is starting to drift away.
Bravo everyone!
That was an…
*shades*
…IntenseDebate.