THE LEGEND OF GROOSE: The Lost Groosenator of Grooseland

He’s finally got his own quest… but it seems like a WILD GROOSE CHASE to me!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2012 · 12:30 PM 
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136 Responses to “THE LEGEND OF GROOSE”

  1. Caelun_Niveus on February 2nd, 2012 12:33 pm

    I'm gonna Groose this will be one hell of an adventure

  2. FoxyMayo on February 2nd, 2012 12:35 pm

    Lemme guess… when he was a young lad he ate four dozen eggs every day to help him get large?

  3. gangler on February 2nd, 2012 12:35 pm

    Groosenomical!

  4. Zoe on February 2nd, 2012 12:40 pm

    Groosee,
    He come to town,
    Come to save,
    The princess Zelda,
    Ghirahim is after her today,
    Now the children don't play,
    But they will,
    When Groose saves the day
    HALLELUJAH!
    Now Groose,
    Load up your Groosanator,
    So you can shoot,
    Your canon with power,
    And when you're feeling all down,
    The grannie will come around,
    'Till you be brave,
    And not a sissy coward.

    Now Groose,
    Has saved the day,
    Put Imprissoned,
    In his grave,
    And now Zelda is free,
    And now a hero shall be,
    Groose
    I think you name shall go down into history!

  5. SushiGummy on February 2nd, 2012 12:49 pm

    He must collect all the pieces of the Trigroose, made up of Power, Wisdom… and Groosage.

  6. Lord_Science on February 2nd, 2012 12:49 pm

    I like how your pun LINKs your comment with the submission. It sure TINGLEs my punny bone.

  7. Chimental on February 2nd, 2012 12:50 pm

    The only weapon in the game is his hair. It's the only weapon you'll need.

  8. ShakerSilver on February 2nd, 2012 12:51 pm

    No one eats eggs like Groose-ton!

  9. EddRazzell on February 2nd, 2012 12:56 pm

    As much as I hated Groose at the start of the game, I began to really like him towards the end

  10. EliminatorZigma on February 2nd, 2012 12:57 pm

    No one's head's as incredibly thick as Groose-ton's!

  11. EliminatorZigma on February 2nd, 2012 12:58 pm

    OOh! Epona'd you!

  12. Ice_Cold_Water on February 2nd, 2012 1:03 pm

    Relevantish:
    <img src=http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1eodBdFu1rn5oyno1_500.jpg>

  13. Ice_Cold_Water on February 2nd, 2012 1:05 pm

    My favorite Flash Flash Revolution song… rel="nofollow">
    Also relevant.

  14. invadingduck on February 2nd, 2012 1:06 pm

    I'm going to petition that "groose" be used similarly to "smurf."

    It's going to be one groose'n groose of a day.

  15. Cloak on February 2nd, 2012 1:18 pm

    Legend of Groose: Pompadour of Time
    Legend of Groose: A Bird to the Past
    Legend of Groose: Groosetophers Mask

  16. Comire on February 2nd, 2012 1:27 pm

    Finally, a game fitting for his rugged, adventurous wildness. I hear the final stage involves chasing Zelda to get something called a "moment".

  17. Comire on February 2nd, 2012 1:31 pm

    I think I'll give myself a challenge and use a weaker weapon. Like the bomb catapult.

  18. ibbolia on February 2nd, 2012 1:31 pm

    Oh, Zelda, it's another pun chain.

  19. ReploidArmada on February 2nd, 2012 1:33 pm

    But he can't use his hair as a weapon! He's not Rocky Rodent!

  20. Valvatorez on February 2nd, 2012 1:33 pm
  21. ibbolia on February 2nd, 2012 1:33 pm

    Wait…is this the first Halolz submission without a watermark?

  22. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 1:36 pm
  23. ChaosController on February 2nd, 2012 1:38 pm
  24. Lordshadow on February 2nd, 2012 1:38 pm

    Now, a question for the ages:
    Gary vs. Groose
    What are the results?

  25. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 1:38 pm

    Character Development: Groose.
    Not Character Development: Ghirahim.
    I'm not saying that he didn't have character development, I'm saying that he shouldn't have been developed as a character.

  26. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 1:39 pm

    Maybe Shawn thought some of us wanted this as a wallpaper?
    I mean, WHO WOULDN'T?!

  27. ibbolia on February 2nd, 2012 1:43 pm

    Well, I know a lot of people complained when there were watermarks, specifically DeviantArt people, so I figured maybe he just stopped.

  28. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 1:44 pm

    Gary and Groose vs The world!

  29. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 1:47 pm

    Well it's not on the Hard Job submission either so… making it not appear on things people actually made sounds reasonable.

  30. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 1:47 pm

    He whips his hair back and forth, he whips his hair back and forth!

  31. EliminatorZigma on February 2nd, 2012 1:54 pm

    It looks like someone has a Majora hate for puns.

    TOO BAD! THE PUN THREAD SHALL JUST GET BIGGORON BIGGER!

  32. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 2:06 pm

    "Well link, you won the ceremony… you know what happens next right?… See that design down there on the ground? That's called the FRIENDZONE, go dive into it!"
    <img src="http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/b/b2/Legend_of_Zelda_Skyward_Sword_Skyloft_statue_fall.jpg"&gt;

  33. KZN02 on February 2nd, 2012 2:08 pm

    Better Question: Gary's Girth vs Groose's Hair

  34. C__F on February 2nd, 2012 2:15 pm

    Allow me to take a (hook)shot at it.

  35. SEGA Uranus on February 2nd, 2012 2:17 pm

    Legend of Groose: Skyward Hair

  36. SirNumel on February 2nd, 2012 2:18 pm

    It looks like this is just gonna Goron and round.

  37. C__F on February 2nd, 2012 2:20 pm

    He has Link's face on ALL OF HIS PUNCHING BAGS!

  38. MasterLuigi452 on February 2nd, 2012 2:22 pm

    What is this. I don't even…

  39. C__F on February 2nd, 2012 2:26 pm
  40. John_Know_Doe on February 2nd, 2012 2:59 pm

    that hair is so high it broke the celling and went into the comment box

  41. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 3:00 pm

    Knowing you, I thought you would've said The Legend of Groose: The Finish Fap…

    My favorite is The Legend of Groose: The Wind Breaker.

  42. John_Know_Doe on February 2nd, 2012 3:00 pm

    or bobobo

  43. EliminatorZigma on February 2nd, 2012 3:03 pm

    'Fi had a nickel for every pun made on Halolz…

  44. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 3:07 pm
  45. BTSnoogans on February 2nd, 2012 3:30 pm

    You mean if you had a rupee for every pun made on Halolz?

  46. penguindude42 on February 2nd, 2012 3:32 pm

    And every inch of him is covered in hairrrrr!

  47. BTSnoogans on February 2nd, 2012 3:33 pm

    We simply pray to Falcon that it never happens.

  48. BTSnoogans on February 2nd, 2012 3:36 pm

    I haven't played Skyward Sword yet, so someone set me straight here. Is Groose pretty much the "Mido" of this game?

  49. SEGA Uranus on February 2nd, 2012 3:45 pm

    Oh you don't know me.

    I'm from a series where people fight using cards and dinosaurs, you've probably never heard of it.

  50. LitmusRemnantal on February 2nd, 2012 3:47 pm

    Dat unibrow.

  51. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 3:52 pm

    Pokemon?

  52. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 3:56 pm

    Ah, going for an new alias huh? Trying to clear your name hmm? I see what you're doing there…

  53. Icesickle97 on February 2nd, 2012 4:08 pm

    …Huh. Suddenly glad my brother made me read the Hunger Games, now I get to make a Groosling joke.
    Also, Hooray! I'm not dead! *Gazes out into crowd, waiting for somebody to acknowledge him*…Okay, I guess I wasn't exactly missed. But to make up for my absence I will take that challenge from a couple posts ago. I think mine was to make an old reference? If so, here goes: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever and anyone who disagrees is a Satan.

  54. Zoe on February 2nd, 2012 4:08 pm

    No no, it's because Zoe & Jimmy has a better ring then Jimmy and SEGA Uranus, doesn't it?

  55. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 4:14 pm
  56. Mindlessinvalid on February 2nd, 2012 4:18 pm

    Who let that douchebag Sumerian in here? The relic that summoned him was the first snake to shed its skin, correct?

    It probably shed it's skin because he tried to pet it. I'd tear my skin off too if I came into physical contact with someone who thought he owned everything.

    "A rank" charisma my ass.

  57. TheInsaneWombat on February 2nd, 2012 4:19 pm

    Dat fourth wall…. Is borked.

  58. Mindlessinvalid on February 2nd, 2012 4:22 pm

    Yes. Actually that is a very apt analogy. Someone give this guy thumbs aplenty.

    Obnoxious self entitled ginger in love with link's childhood friend who interferes with Link's actions forcing him to seek out a sword before he can perform a mandatory local duty before going on his epic quest?

    That sounds like Mido.

  59. EliminatorZigma on February 2nd, 2012 4:39 pm
  60. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:40 pm

    Hell, if Tingle got his own spinoff game, why not Groose?

    Nobody liked Tingle.

    That greedily exorbitant hellspawn…

  61. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:41 pm

    In other news, did anyone else notice that it's now February and the background of Halolz is still Christmastime?

  62. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:43 pm

    STARRING JEANNE CLAUDE VAN DAMME, HILARY CLINTON, AND THE BEATLES!

  63. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:44 pm

    Fool! You dare underestimate the power of Groose's hair?!

    Really, look at that thing. It's probably stronger than your dominant arm if I'm guessing correctly.

  64. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:45 pm

    *sigh*
    I'll get the paramedics…

  65. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 4:54 pm

    Shawn hasn't fixed the forums, hasn't changed the background for the site, probably hasn't even taken his Christmas tree down yet…what DOES he do? It's a miracle we survive without him…

  66. Pupsrus13 on February 2nd, 2012 5:11 pm

    No, that would be Shantae. Groose just has to have his opponent to LOOK at his hair to make them cower in fear.

  67. Passerby Boy on February 2nd, 2012 5:12 pm

    Only in the end Groose ends up becoming awesome, while Mido just stays…. well….. Mido

  68. Passerby Boy on February 2nd, 2012 5:15 pm

    *Majora's Mask*

    Fixed it for ya bro

  69. MasterLuigi452 on February 2nd, 2012 5:15 pm
  70. Passerby Boy on February 2nd, 2012 5:15 pm

    Don't you mean survive WITH him?

  71. Sceptilianblade on February 2nd, 2012 5:23 pm

    Navi have I seen a pun chain of this magnitude.

  72. Dash12345678 on February 2nd, 2012 5:28 pm

    Why not Grooseberg?

    OH LORD.

    Google searched to see if anyone made a relevant image to go with that.
    Didn't find one, but what I did find, I
    CANNOT UNSEE.

  73. Sceptilianblade on February 2nd, 2012 5:34 pm

    I think I have! I do believe it is called Dinosaur King. The main antagonists were kinda like Team Rocket, correct?

  74. EonofAeon on February 2nd, 2012 5:49 pm

    What the sidekick brother said.

  75. Dash12345678 on February 2nd, 2012 5:59 pm

    Still no forums, posting here instead.

    New TF2 blog post!

    Map-hats have been revealed that they're not the amazing new thing planned for the year!

    Meet The Pyro to involve blood!

    Other, less important stuff!

    Expensive exclamat-oh, crap this economy.

  76. Hyze on February 2nd, 2012 5:59 pm

    The Japanese did apparently.
    But they're silly. Very very silly.

  77. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 2nd, 2012 6:00 pm

    The Legend of Groose: Skyward Hair

  78. lordlaharl422 on February 2nd, 2012 6:01 pm

    I think the dub even used the same voices.

  79. C__F on February 2nd, 2012 6:04 pm

    I'd bottle that this can go on for a while.

  80. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 6:04 pm

    You need the Three Groosed Flames to prove your worth.
    Then you need the Four Parts to the Song of the Groose to prove your worth.
    Then you need the Three pieces of the Trigoose to prove your worth.
    Finally, you seal Demise for threatening to ruin Groose's hair.

  81. C__F on February 2nd, 2012 6:07 pm

    Fun fact: you could have done the same thing with my glasses image.

  82. Dash12345678 on February 2nd, 2012 6:07 pm

    Sorry mate, but you were beaten to the punch.

    It's dawned on me that the above expression is quite odd. More so than the expression 'dawned on me,' anyway.

  83. Souleater676 on February 2nd, 2012 6:22 pm

    Looks like C___F….
    *breaks glasses*
    Broke my glasses rel="nofollow">

  84. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2012 6:24 pm

    My what a guy that Groose-tooon!

    Give 5 rupees!
    Give 10, yes yes!

  85. M4DD4WG on February 2nd, 2012 6:26 pm

    "I think you name shall go down into groosetory"

    Fixed

  86. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2012 6:26 pm

    Gary and Groose's Excellent Adventure.

    …EXCELLENT! *guitar squeal*

  87. werewolfsfury on February 2nd, 2012 6:26 pm

    shouldn't you be a dinosaur queen or something?

  88. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2012 6:28 pm

    I guess I just got ROPEd into this chain.
    I will try not to BOW out.

  89. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2012 6:29 pm

    I shall use this comment as a quote for anything to do with Japan now.

  90. Valvatorez on February 2nd, 2012 6:33 pm

    I'M THROWING SARDINES AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!

  91. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 6:50 pm

    It just may be either really.

  92. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 7:01 pm

    I don't understand why this has a negative rating.

    Dang it people, this is first base wumbo rating!
    I wumpost, you wumpost, he she it, wumpost, the study of wumpostOLOGY! It's first grade, Halolz!

  93. Vatonnage on February 2nd, 2012 7:03 pm

    It's because apparently they don't like things they can't understand.

    That or some really messed up Fate fans actually LIKE Gilgamesh for some reason, Carnival Phantasm notwithstanding…

  94. Mentlegen on February 2nd, 2012 7:05 pm

    "Comments that I don't understand are usually worth rating down!"
    -Halolzers

  95. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 7:30 pm

    Might as well order a pizza while you make that call. They'll arrive in less time than the paramedics will…

  96. Lordshadow on February 2nd, 2012 7:34 pm

    Neither can be ignored.

  97. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 7:46 pm

    Cower in fear, yes, but to finish them off he must beat them with his hair, causing immediate spontaneous combustion. Of course Nintendo also has to make use of their improved motion controls by making you hold the wii-mote to your forehead as though you were a unicorn

  98. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 7:52 pm

    Baton Kaitos? (also, I thought SegaUranus was a clever name, though I don't miss the avatar)

  99. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 7:52 pm

    That idea was so groose'n, it made me groose

  100. LinkorZelda on February 2nd, 2012 7:54 pm

    GazzyW007 I like your "Ladder" pun the best.

  101. straYDoubter on February 2nd, 2012 7:54 pm
  102. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 7:58 pm

    Okay, but we're not getting bullets on our pizza this time. Even though I heard they were rich in iron.

  103. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 7:58 pm

    *Superman 64*

    Now it's really fixe-BAHAHAHAHA….. sorry, couldn't do that with a straight face

  104. LinkorZelda on February 2nd, 2012 7:58 pm

    The first boss of this game is Link's loftwing. Also irreverent but… I'm back! Did ya miss me! You probably didn't if so then you are an ordinary human being, but for the weird ones who did I discovered Super Metroid in my drawer and played the everliving HELL out of it.

  105. Pupsrus13 on February 2nd, 2012 8:08 pm

    That would be win and fail at the same time XD

  106. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 8:13 pm
  107. Drake148 on February 2nd, 2012 8:24 pm

    It's because you must throw money, not sardines. Now, if you began throwing money….
    KEEP TRYING, AFTER 6 HOURS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HAPPENS!!

  108. lordlaharl422 on February 2nd, 2012 8:29 pm

    I tried that, and all I got was the ability to carry more arrows…

  109. GregManwit on February 2nd, 2012 8:29 pm

    Looks like Link's GROOSIN for a brusin.
    ……I'll go sit in the corner now.

  110. GregManwit on February 2nd, 2012 8:33 pm

    <img src=http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/unibrow.png>
    Got some bad news…

  111. straYDoubter on February 2nd, 2012 8:41 pm

    I've been waiting for someone to finally bring this up. I wanted to implore the Halolzians on a wish I've had without being irrelevant.

    *ahem*

    My bretheren, as you all know, we've all enjoyed the snow of the holiday season on our site. Oh, how we all freaked out as it it fell over our comments. This, year, I wish it to be better. So, when summertime comes around, I wish to see fireworks displayed in the same fashion in honor of July 4th. (And don't take them down 'til fall arrives.) I call out to you all, please show your approval of my idea! Please sign this petition in the replies.

  112. JesterJoe on February 2nd, 2012 8:47 pm

    Groose could of done it in one temple.

  113. straYDoubter on February 2nd, 2012 8:53 pm

    I'm going CUCCO over it.

  114. KeyBlader1 on February 2nd, 2012 8:53 pm

    I quite litereally just beat Skyward Sword about 5 minutes ago. When I heard Groose call this adventure the Legend of Groose, and then log on to Halolz today and the first thing I see is this, I couldn't help but crack up

  115. straYDoubter on February 2nd, 2012 9:04 pm

    You mean like BayonettOH CRAP WHAT HAVE I DONE.

  116. Deep Thought on February 2nd, 2012 9:24 pm
  117. Blackmore15 on February 2nd, 2012 9:32 pm

    How does the internet know what stuff im into/games i JUST buy today? im not kidding, I saw this today the day i got Skyward sword……Fuck internet you scary

  118. Korotini_Notlad on February 2nd, 2012 9:59 pm

    Those eyes…THOSE EYES!!!!…..THO-..ohhh, preetttyyyyy.

  119. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 10:00 pm
  120. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 10:11 pm

    Yeah Shawn! It's February, we demand a new background featuring Louis, Coach, Rochelle, Demoman, Sergeant. Johnson, Balrog, Dudley, Augustus Cole… you know what, never mind… that's probably not a good idea

  121. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 2nd, 2012 10:30 pm

    You mean they aren't even getting their fishy juices on the screen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  122. tstriker1 on February 2nd, 2012 10:47 pm

    *reads top comments* damit, I can't compete with these comments! Who can beat Linkelberg? *ragequits*

  123. straYDoubter on February 2nd, 2012 10:56 pm

    Ah, hmmm….touché. Can I still have your support?

  124. TransPM on February 2nd, 2012 11:01 pm

    I'd rather see a spinoff featuring Beedle, it could teach some valuable lessons in economics!

  125. Skrist on February 3rd, 2012 12:39 am

    But in tradition. BELTS EVERYWHERE! ON EVERY STREET AND ON EVERYONE'S PERSON!!! WE WILL MAKE SURE NO SINGLE PAIR OF PANTS SHALL FALL!!

  126. Skrist on February 3rd, 2012 12:43 am

    SH-SH-Shut the fuck up! Do you want him to not fix the forums?!

  127. dope92 on February 3rd, 2012 2:51 am

    _—-_

  128. TheFoolOfMon on February 3rd, 2012 3:30 am

    i looked, WHAT DID YOU FIND MAN!!!!! or girl (because to think that only males are on halolz is ban M'kay"

  129. TheFoolOfMon on February 3rd, 2012 3:34 am

    Have not played Majora's Mask "between the game itself and the ben tale the odds of me playing is zip" but Ocarina is better because Nightmares are not fun

  130. RockDanX on February 3rd, 2012 7:18 am

    Zelda puns are Hyrularious.

  131. TheAl41 on February 3rd, 2012 8:57 am

    Or TL:DR.

  132. Newt on February 3rd, 2012 1:01 pm

    Grammar Hammer:
    could have

  133. Skrist on February 3rd, 2012 2:43 pm

    I don't think it can go any days without mentioning it.
    Not because people keep saying forums.
    But, because there is still a link to the forums on the top of the site…

  134. TheArrived on February 3rd, 2012 3:57 pm

    Ah, but Groose's hair also has girth.

  135. TomQuoVadis on February 4th, 2012 12:37 am

    It would be a travesty not to include this: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  136. JesterJoe on February 4th, 2012 1:19 am

    Its Groose, grammar matters not to him.

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