He’s finally got his own quest… but it seems like a WILD GROOSE CHASE to me!
WOKKA WOKKA!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2012 · 12:30 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I'm gonna Groose this will be one hell of an adventure
Lemme guess… when he was a young lad he ate four dozen eggs every day to help him get large?
Groosenomical!
Groosee,
He come to town,
Come to save,
The princess Zelda,
Ghirahim is after her today,
Now the children don't play,
But they will,
When Groose saves the day
HALLELUJAH!
Now Groose,
Load up your Groosanator,
So you can shoot,
Your canon with power,
And when you're feeling all down,
The grannie will come around,
'Till you be brave,
And not a sissy coward.
Now Groose,
Has saved the day,
Put Imprissoned,
In his grave,
And now Zelda is free,
And now a hero shall be,
Groose
I think you name shall go down into history!
He must collect all the pieces of the Trigroose, made up of Power, Wisdom… and Groosage.
I like how your pun LINKs your comment with the submission. It sure TINGLEs my punny bone.
The only weapon in the game is his hair. It's the only weapon you'll need.
No one eats eggs like Groose-ton!
As much as I hated Groose at the start of the game, I began to really like him towards the end
No one's head's as incredibly thick as Groose-ton's!
OOh! Epona'd you!
Relevantish:
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My favorite Flash Flash Revolution song… rel="nofollow">
Also relevant.
I'm going to petition that "groose" be used similarly to "smurf."
It's going to be one groose'n groose of a day.
Legend of Groose: Pompadour of Time
Legend of Groose: A Bird to the Past
Legend of Groose: Groosetophers Mask
Finally, a game fitting for his rugged, adventurous wildness. I hear the final stage involves chasing Zelda to get something called a "moment".
I think I'll give myself a challenge and use a weaker weapon. Like the bomb catapult.
Oh, Zelda, it's another pun chain.
But he can't use his hair as a weapon! He's not Rocky Rodent!
In an epic quest to find his lost brother!
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Wait…is this the first Halolz submission without a watermark?
You must defeat the imprisoned to save him!
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rel="nofollow">My reaction.
Now, a question for the ages:
Gary vs. Groose
What are the results?
Character Development: Groose.
Not Character Development: Ghirahim.
I'm not saying that he didn't have character development, I'm saying that he shouldn't have been developed as a character.
Maybe Shawn thought some of us wanted this as a wallpaper?
I mean, WHO WOULDN'T?!
Well, I know a lot of people complained when there were watermarks, specifically DeviantArt people, so I figured maybe he just stopped.
Gary and Groose vs The world!
Well it's not on the Hard Job submission either so… making it not appear on things people actually made sounds reasonable.
He whips his hair back and forth, he whips his hair back and forth!
It looks like someone has a Majora hate for puns.
TOO BAD! THE PUN THREAD SHALL JUST GET BIGGORON BIGGER!
"Well link, you won the ceremony… you know what happens next right?… See that design down there on the ground? That's called the FRIENDZONE, go dive into it!"
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Better Question: Gary's Girth vs Groose's Hair
Allow me to take a (hook)shot at it.
Legend of Groose: Skyward Hair
It looks like this is just gonna Goron and round.
♪ He has Link's face on ALL OF HIS PUNCHING BAGS! ♫
What is this. I don't even…
Looks like this game's ride…
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Will be set on Groose Control.
that hair is so high it broke the celling and went into the comment box
Knowing you, I thought you would've said The Legend of Groose: The Finish Fap…
My favorite is The Legend of Groose: The Wind Breaker.
or bobobo
'Fi had a nickel for every pun made on Halolz…
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You mean if you had a rupee for every pun made on Halolz?
And every inch of him is covered in hairrrrr!
We simply pray to Falcon that it never happens.
I haven't played Skyward Sword yet, so someone set me straight here. Is Groose pretty much the "Mido" of this game?
Oh you don't know me.
I'm from a series where people fight using cards and dinosaurs, you've probably never heard of it.
Dat unibrow.
Pokemon?
Ah, going for an new alias huh? Trying to clear your name hmm? I see what you're doing there…
…Huh. Suddenly glad my brother made me read the Hunger Games, now I get to make a Groosling joke.
Also, Hooray! I'm not dead! *Gazes out into crowd, waiting for somebody to acknowledge him*…Okay, I guess I wasn't exactly missed. But to make up for my absence I will take that challenge from a couple posts ago. I think mine was to make an old reference? If so, here goes: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever and anyone who disagrees is a Satan.
No no, it's because Zoe & Jimmy has a better ring then Jimmy and SEGA Uranus, doesn't it?
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Who let that douchebag Sumerian in here? The relic that summoned him was the first snake to shed its skin, correct?
It probably shed it's skin because he tried to pet it. I'd tear my skin off too if I came into physical contact with someone who thought he owned everything.
"A rank" charisma my ass.
Dat fourth wall…. Is borked.
Yes. Actually that is a very apt analogy. Someone give this guy thumbs aplenty.
Obnoxious self entitled ginger in love with link's childhood friend who interferes with Link's actions forcing him to seek out a sword before he can perform a mandatory local duty before going on his epic quest?
That sounds like Mido.
Clicky.
Hell, if Tingle got his own spinoff game, why not Groose?
Nobody liked Tingle.
That greedily exorbitant hellspawn…
In other news, did anyone else notice that it's now February and the background of Halolz is still Christmastime?
STARRING JEANNE CLAUDE VAN DAMME, HILARY CLINTON, AND THE BEATLES!
Fool! You dare underestimate the power of Groose's hair?!
Really, look at that thing. It's probably stronger than your dominant arm if I'm guessing correctly.
*sigh*
I'll get the paramedics…
Shawn hasn't fixed the forums, hasn't changed the background for the site, probably hasn't even taken his Christmas tree down yet…what DOES he do? It's a miracle we survive without him…
No, that would be Shantae. Groose just has to have his opponent to LOOK at his hair to make them cower in fear.
Only in the end Groose ends up becoming awesome, while Mido just stays…. well….. Mido
*Majora's Mask*
Fixed it for ya bro
THE BEATLES??
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Don't you mean survive WITH him?
Navi have I seen a pun chain of this magnitude.
Why not Grooseberg?
OH LORD.
Google searched to see if anyone made a relevant image to go with that.
Didn't find one, but what I did find, I
CANNOT UNSEE.
I think I have! I do believe it is called Dinosaur King. The main antagonists were kinda like Team Rocket, correct?
What the sidekick brother said.
Still no forums, posting here instead.
New TF2 blog post!
Map-hats have been revealed that they're not the amazing new thing planned for the year!
Meet The Pyro to involve blood!
Other, less important stuff!
Expensive exclamat-oh, crap this economy.
The Japanese did apparently.
But they're silly. Very very silly.
The Legend of Groose: Skyward Hair
I think the dub even used the same voices.
I'd bottle that this can go on for a while.
You need the Three Groosed Flames to prove your worth.
Then you need the Four Parts to the Song of the Groose to prove your worth.
Then you need the Three pieces of the Trigoose to prove your worth.
Finally, you seal Demise for threatening to ruin Groose's hair.
Fun fact: you could have done the same thing with my glasses image.
Sorry mate, but you were beaten to the punch.
It's dawned on me that the above expression is quite odd. More so than the expression 'dawned on me,' anyway.
Looks like C___F….
*breaks glasses*
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My what a guy that Groose-tooon!
Give 5 rupees!
Give 10, yes yes!
"I think you name shall go down into groosetory"
Fixed
Gary and Groose's Excellent Adventure.
…EXCELLENT! *guitar squeal*
shouldn't you be a dinosaur queen or something?
I guess I just got ROPEd into this chain.
I will try not to BOW out.
I shall use this comment as a quote for anything to do with Japan now.
I'M THROWING SARDINES AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!
It just may be either really.
I don't understand why this has a negative rating.
Dang it people, this is first base wumbo rating!
I wumpost, you wumpost, he she it, wumpost, the study of wumpostOLOGY! It's first grade, Halolz!
It's because apparently they don't like things they can't understand.
That or some really messed up Fate fans actually LIKE Gilgamesh for some reason, Carnival Phantasm notwithstanding…
"Comments that I don't understand are usually worth rating down!"
-Halolzers
Might as well order a pizza while you make that call. They'll arrive in less time than the paramedics will…
Neither can be ignored.
Cower in fear, yes, but to finish them off he must beat them with his hair, causing immediate spontaneous combustion. Of course Nintendo also has to make use of their improved motion controls by making you hold the wii-mote to your forehead as though you were a unicorn
Baton Kaitos? (also, I thought SegaUranus was a clever name, though I don't miss the avatar)
That idea was so groose'n, it made me groose
GazzyW007 I like your "Ladder" pun the best.
I for one, cannot wait.
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Okay, but we're not getting bullets on our pizza this time. Even though I heard they were rich in iron.
*Superman 64*
Now it's really fixe-BAHAHAHAHA….. sorry, couldn't do that with a straight face
The first boss of this game is Link's loftwing. Also irreverent but… I'm back! Did ya miss me! You probably didn't if so then you are an ordinary human being, but for the weird ones who did I discovered Super Metroid in my drawer and played the everliving HELL out of it.
That would be win and fail at the same time XD
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It's because you must throw money, not sardines. Now, if you began throwing money….
KEEP TRYING, AFTER 6 HOURS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HAPPENS!!
I tried that, and all I got was the ability to carry more arrows…
Looks like Link's GROOSIN for a brusin.
……I'll go sit in the corner now.
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Got some bad news…
I've been waiting for someone to finally bring this up. I wanted to implore the Halolzians on a wish I've had without being irrelevant.
*ahem*
My bretheren, as you all know, we've all enjoyed the snow of the holiday season on our site. Oh, how we all freaked out as it it fell over our comments. This, year, I wish it to be better. So, when summertime comes around, I wish to see fireworks displayed in the same fashion in honor of July 4th. (And don't take them down 'til fall arrives.) I call out to you all, please show your approval of my idea! Please sign this petition in the replies.
Groose could of done it in one temple.
I'm going CUCCO over it.
I quite litereally just beat Skyward Sword about 5 minutes ago. When I heard Groose call this adventure the Legend of Groose, and then log on to Halolz today and the first thing I see is this, I couldn't help but crack up
You mean like BayonettOH CRAP WHAT HAVE I DONE.
Hillary Clinton?
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How does the internet know what stuff im into/games i JUST buy today? im not kidding, I saw this today the day i got Skyward sword……Fuck internet you scary
Those eyes…THOSE EYES!!!!…..THO-..ohhh, preetttyyyyy.
"I've been waiting for someone to finally bring this up."
http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/27/video-hyrulecraf… http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/01/hypothetical-que…
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Yeah Shawn! It's February, we demand a new background featuring Louis, Coach, Rochelle, Demoman, Sergeant. Johnson, Balrog, Dudley, Augustus Cole… you know what, never mind… that's probably not a good idea
You mean they aren't even getting their fishy juices on the screen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*reads top comments* damit, I can't compete with these comments! Who can beat Linkelberg? *ragequits*
Ah, hmmm….touché. Can I still have your support?
I'd rather see a spinoff featuring Beedle, it could teach some valuable lessons in economics!
But in tradition. BELTS EVERYWHERE! ON EVERY STREET AND ON EVERYONE'S PERSON!!! WE WILL MAKE SURE NO SINGLE PAIR OF PANTS SHALL FALL!!
SH-SH-Shut the fuck up! Do you want him to not fix the forums?!
_—-_
i looked, WHAT DID YOU FIND MAN!!!!! or girl (because to think that only males are on halolz is ban M'kay"
Have not played Majora's Mask "between the game itself and the ben tale the odds of me playing is zip" but Ocarina is better because Nightmares are not fun
Zelda puns are Hyrularious.
Or TL:DR.
Grammar Hammer:
could have
I don't think it can go any days without mentioning it.
Not because people keep saying forums.
But, because there is still a link to the forums on the top of the site…
Ah, but Groose's hair also has girth.
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Its Groose, grammar matters not to him.