THE LEGEND OF GROOSE: The Lost Groosenator of Grooseland

He’s finally got his own quest… but it seems like a WILD GROOSE CHASE to me!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2012 · 12:30 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (179 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cover Art, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Wii

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134 Responses to “THE LEGEND OF GROOSE”

  1. Caelun_Niveus on February 2nd, 2012 12:33 pm

    I'm gonna Groose this will be one hell of an adventure

  2. FoxyMayo on February 2nd, 2012 12:35 pm

    Lemme guess… when he was a young lad he ate four dozen eggs every day to help him get large?

  3. gangler on February 2nd, 2012 12:35 pm


  4. Zoe on February 2nd, 2012 12:40 pm

    He come to town,
    Come to save,
    The princess Zelda,
    Ghirahim is after her today,
    Now the children don't play,
    But they will,
    When Groose saves the day
    Now Groose,
    Load up your Groosanator,
    So you can shoot,
    Your canon with power,
    And when you're feeling all down,
    The grannie will come around,
    'Till you be brave,
    And not a sissy coward.

    Now Groose,
    Has saved the day,
    Put Imprissoned,
    In his grave,
    And now Zelda is free,
    And now a hero shall be,
    I think you name shall go down into history!

  5. SushiGummy on February 2nd, 2012 12:49 pm

    He must collect all the pieces of the Trigroose, made up of Power, Wisdom… and Groosage.

  6. Chimental on February 2nd, 2012 12:50 pm

    The only weapon in the game is his hair. It's the only weapon you'll need.

  7. EddRazzell on February 2nd, 2012 12:56 pm

    As much as I hated Groose at the start of the game, I began to really like him towards the end

  8. Ice_Cold_Water on February 2nd, 2012 1:03 pm

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  9. invadingduck on February 2nd, 2012 1:06 pm

    I'm going to petition that "groose" be used similarly to "smurf."

    It's going to be one groose'n groose of a day.

  10. Cloak on February 2nd, 2012 1:18 pm

    Legend of Groose: Pompadour of Time
    Legend of Groose: A Bird to the Past
    Legend of Groose: Groosetophers Mask

  11. Comire on February 2nd, 2012 1:27 pm

    Finally, a game fitting for his rugged, adventurous wildness. I hear the final stage involves chasing Zelda to get something called a "moment".

  12. Valvatorez on February 2nd, 2012 1:33 pm
  13. ibbolia on February 2nd, 2012 1:33 pm

    Wait…is this the first Halolz submission without a watermark?

  14. ChaosController on February 2nd, 2012 1:38 pm
  15. Lordshadow on February 2nd, 2012 1:38 pm

    Now, a question for the ages:
    Gary vs. Groose
    What are the results?

  16. MasterLuigi452 on February 2nd, 2012 2:22 pm

    What is this. I don't even…

  17. C__F on February 2nd, 2012 2:26 pm
  18. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 3:07 pm
  19. BTSnoogans on February 2nd, 2012 3:36 pm

    I haven't played Skyward Sword yet, so someone set me straight here. Is Groose pretty much the "Mido" of this game?

  20. Icesickle97 on February 2nd, 2012 4:08 pm

    …Huh. Suddenly glad my brother made me read the Hunger Games, now I get to make a Groosling joke.
    Also, Hooray! I'm not dead! *Gazes out into crowd, waiting for somebody to acknowledge him*…Okay, I guess I wasn't exactly missed. But to make up for my absence I will take that challenge from a couple posts ago. I think mine was to make an old reference? If so, here goes: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever and anyone who disagrees is a Satan.

  21. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:40 pm

    Hell, if Tingle got his own spinoff game, why not Groose?

    Nobody liked Tingle.

    That greedily exorbitant hellspawn…

  22. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:41 pm

    In other news, did anyone else notice that it's now February and the background of Halolz is still Christmastime?

  23. Dash12345678 on February 2nd, 2012 5:59 pm

    Still no forums, posting here instead.

    New TF2 blog post!

    Map-hats have been revealed that they're not the amazing new thing planned for the year!

    Meet The Pyro to involve blood!

    Other, less important stuff!

    Expensive exclamat-oh, crap this economy.

  24. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 2nd, 2012 6:00 pm

    The Legend of Groose: Skyward Hair

  25. LinkorZelda on February 2nd, 2012 7:58 pm

    The first boss of this game is Link's loftwing. Also irreverent but… I'm back! Did ya miss me! You probably didn't if so then you are an ordinary human being, but for the weird ones who did I discovered Super Metroid in my drawer and played the everliving HELL out of it.

  26. KeyBlader1 on February 2nd, 2012 8:53 pm

    I quite litereally just beat Skyward Sword about 5 minutes ago. When I heard Groose call this adventure the Legend of Groose, and then log on to Halolz today and the first thing I see is this, I couldn't help but crack up

  27. Blackmore15 on February 2nd, 2012 9:32 pm

    How does the internet know what stuff im into/games i JUST buy today? im not kidding, I saw this today the day i got Skyward sword……Fuck internet you scary

  28. Korotini_Notlad on February 2nd, 2012 9:59 pm

    Those eyes…THOSE EYES!!!!…..THO-..ohhh, preetttyyyyy.

  29. tstriker1 on February 2nd, 2012 10:47 pm

    *reads top comments* damit, I can't compete with these comments! Who can beat Linkelberg? *ragequits*

  30. Newt on February 3rd, 2012 1:01 pm

    Grammar Hammer:
    could have

  31. TomQuoVadis on February 4th, 2012 12:37 am

    It would be a travesty not to include this: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

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