He’s finally got his own quest… but it seems like a WILD GROOSE CHASE to me!
WOKKA WOKKA!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2012 · 12:30 PM
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I'm gonna Groose this will be one hell of an adventure
Lemme guess… when he was a young lad he ate four dozen eggs every day to help him get large?
Groosenomical!
Groosee,
He come to town,
Come to save,
The princess Zelda,
Ghirahim is after her today,
Now the children don't play,
But they will,
When Groose saves the day
HALLELUJAH!
Now Groose,
Load up your Groosanator,
So you can shoot,
Your canon with power,
And when you're feeling all down,
The grannie will come around,
'Till you be brave,
And not a sissy coward.
Now Groose,
Has saved the day,
Put Imprissoned,
In his grave,
And now Zelda is free,
And now a hero shall be,
Groose
I think you name shall go down into history!
He must collect all the pieces of the Trigroose, made up of Power, Wisdom… and Groosage.
The only weapon in the game is his hair. It's the only weapon you'll need.
As much as I hated Groose at the start of the game, I began to really like him towards the end
Relevantish:
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I'm going to petition that "groose" be used similarly to "smurf."
It's going to be one groose'n groose of a day.
Legend of Groose: Pompadour of Time
Legend of Groose: A Bird to the Past
Legend of Groose: Groosetophers Mask
Finally, a game fitting for his rugged, adventurous wildness. I hear the final stage involves chasing Zelda to get something called a "moment".
In an epic quest to find his lost brother!
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Wait…is this the first Halolz submission without a watermark?
rel="nofollow">My reaction.
Now, a question for the ages:
Gary vs. Groose
What are the results?
What is this. I don't even…
Looks like this game's ride…
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Will be set on Groose Control.
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I haven't played Skyward Sword yet, so someone set me straight here. Is Groose pretty much the "Mido" of this game?
…Huh. Suddenly glad my brother made me read the Hunger Games, now I get to make a Groosling joke.
Also, Hooray! I'm not dead! *Gazes out into crowd, waiting for somebody to acknowledge him*…Okay, I guess I wasn't exactly missed. But to make up for my absence I will take that challenge from a couple posts ago. I think mine was to make an old reference? If so, here goes: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever and anyone who disagrees is a Satan.
Hell, if Tingle got his own spinoff game, why not Groose?
Nobody liked Tingle.
That greedily exorbitant hellspawn…
In other news, did anyone else notice that it's now February and the background of Halolz is still Christmastime?
Still no forums, posting here instead.
New TF2 blog post!
Map-hats have been revealed that they're not the amazing new thing planned for the year!
Meet The Pyro to involve blood!
Other, less important stuff!
Expensive exclamat-oh, crap this economy.
The Legend of Groose: Skyward Hair
The first boss of this game is Link's loftwing. Also irreverent but… I'm back! Did ya miss me! You probably didn't if so then you are an ordinary human being, but for the weird ones who did I discovered Super Metroid in my drawer and played the everliving HELL out of it.
I quite litereally just beat Skyward Sword about 5 minutes ago. When I heard Groose call this adventure the Legend of Groose, and then log on to Halolz today and the first thing I see is this, I couldn't help but crack up
How does the internet know what stuff im into/games i JUST buy today? im not kidding, I saw this today the day i got Skyward sword……Fuck internet you scary
Those eyes…THOSE EYES!!!!…..THO-..ohhh, preetttyyyyy.
*reads top comments* damit, I can't compete with these comments! Who can beat Linkelberg? *ragequits*
Grammar Hammer:
could have
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